克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E05

Part 8 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

[Kaleb] Darling,
you've gotta push for me.
没有迪尔翁的绞车
我们只有120公斤的卡莱布
[cow mooing]
[Jeremy] Without Dilwyn's winch
all we had was nineteen stone of Kaleb.
真是个大牛犊天啊！
Oh, that's a big fucking calf.
Jesus Christ!
使劲啊女孩加把劲加油
Atta girl. Push, big push.
Come on, come on, come on.
加油没错加把劲好了！
Come on, come on, come on.
That's it, big push. There we go!
一只眼睛露出来了！
[Jeremy] Yes! There's an eye!
再用力使劲
Big push again.
Big push.
[cow mooing]
干得好卡莱布
露出了一只眼睛一只耳朵
[Jeremy] Well done, Kaleb.
That's an eye, an ear.
[cow mooing]
是的
拿根稻草
[Jeremy] Yep. Get a straw.
快去
[Kaleb] Go on, quickly.
它在抽搐它还活着
[Jeremy] She's twitching,
she's twitching.
- 它还活着！看！
- 坚持住！
She's alive! Look!
[Kaleb] Keep going, keep going,
keep going, keep going.
- 我们应该让妈妈照顾它吗？
- 嗯
- [Jeremy] Shall we let mum at her?
- [Kaleb] Yeah.
它好多了看看你！
[Jeremy] Yeah, she's much better.
Look at you!
[cow mooing]
- 很好
- 就该这么做
That was good, that was.
That's how you properly do it.
这是常规的方法而不是棘轮带
Not the ratchet strap thing.
- 不不是…
- 当它开始用力时我看得出来
Don't get medieval...
When she started pushing I could tell.
[phone alarms ringing]
- 每个人的警报…
- 去上班！
That's everybody's alarms!
是的！我们都收到了警报！
可悲的是我的警报是在8点响起
- [cameraman] Gotta come to work!
- Yeah!
We're all getting our alarms!
[laughter]
Tragically, mine's gonna go off at eight.
相当悠闲的8点钟
[laughs]
A rather leisurely eight o'clock.
[cow mooing]
六头小牛顺利出生
奶牛计划进展顺利
[Jeremy] With 6 calves born successfully,
Project Cow was working well.
所以现在我们只需要最后一块拼图
So now we just needed
the final piece of the puzzle
to fall into place.
[soft music]
1月10日
议会规划会议日
在出发前往官僚主义之塔时
我和查理开了赛前会
Before setting off to Red Tape Towers,
Charlie and I had a pre-match meet.
早上好
Morning.
我搜出了我主持
《谁想成为百万富翁》时穿的服装
I have actually dug out one of
my Who Wants To Be A Millionaire outfits.
- 几点开会？
- 2点
- What time's the meeting?
- Two o'clock.
查理很好地
[Jeremy] And His Cheerfulness
had done a great job
回应了大家对我们的申请的担忧
of answering everyone's concerns
about our application.
- 我做了个总结
- 让我看看
I've done a summary.
- 因为教区议会支持我们
- 不再是异议
Let's have a look.
'Cause Parish Council's backing us.
No longer an objection.
科茨沃尔德保护委员会无异议
Cotswolds Conservation Board,
no objection.
泰晤士河谷警署无异议
生态学家社团无异议
Thames Valley Police,
no objection.
The Ecologist Group, no objection.
考古学家无异议
牛津郡议会交通部
Archaeologist, no objection.
OCC Transport--
牛津郡议会交通部大角色无异议
Oxfordshire County Council Transport.
So that's the big one.
排水无异议环境卫生无异议
No objection.
[Jeremy] Drainage, no objection.
Environmental Health, no objection.
西牛津郡区议会经济发展
And West Oxfordshire District Council
Business Development, all supported.
- 全都支持！
- 全都支持
[Charlie] All support.
相比之下阻力似乎只来自两个方面
[Jeremy] By contrast, there seemed
to be only two areas of resistance.
英格兰乡村保护运动反对
Business--
So the Campaign To Protect Rural England
因为这需要点亮更多的灯
object due to more lights
needing to go up.
但是需要点灯是因为警♥察♥说需要点
But the lights need to go up
because the police say
we need to put lights in.
一方面警♥察♥说
“你们需要点更多的灯”
So one part of it, the police go
"You need more lights."
- 为了安全
- 是的
Because of security.
然后这部分人却说
“什么灯也不能点”
Yes. And then this lot say
"You can't have any lights."
Honestly.
第二个反对者是一个当地人
他决定成为我的死对头
[Jeremy] The second opponent was a local
who had decided to be my nemesis.
村里的一个叫哈密什德瓦的人
One of the people in the village,
Hamish Dewar,
他聘请了一名伦敦规划律师
has employed a London planning barrister
对申请提出异议
to submit his objections
on the application.
这很可怕我知道你正在读
It's quite frightening, you know.
I know you're reading it.
But as he writes there,
但是他在里面写道
he puts we will develop
"two million square metres."
“我们要开♥发♥两百万平方米的土地”
两百万平方米
你知道两百万平方米有多大吗？
Two million square metres.
Do you know how big
two million square metres is?
两平方公里？
- It's two square kilometres, isn't it?
- Yes. Hectares? Acres?
是的公顷？英亩？
两百公顷五百英亩
Two hundred hectares,
five hundred acres.
- 五百英亩
- 这是建造一个新城镇！
- [Jeremy] Five hundred acres?
- You're gonna build a new town!
- 五百英亩
- 讨厌的餐厅
- [chuckling] Five hundred acres!
- Sod the restaurant,
- 你这是在建医院
- 那是我农场的一半那么大
you're putting up a hospital.
That's half my farm!
令人担忧的是规划官员已经
The worrying thing
is the planning officer
在他们今天阅读的报告里提出了这点
has put that straight into her report
that they're reading today.
我知道有人聘请了一名律师
而议会里的一名女士
[Jeremy] I know one man
has employed a barrister
误会了律师的意见
and the barrister's opinion
has been picked up wrong
by one woman at the council,
但这并不意味着他们会拒绝
but that doesn't mean
they're going to refuse it.
- 他们没有拒绝
- 没错
- No, it doesn't. No.
- Exactly.
在这个时候我们出发去参加大会
[Jeremy] At this point,
we headed off for the big meeting.
看看谁在这是杰拉德啊
[Jeremy] Look who's here.
It's the G-dog.
你好
[Charlie] Hello.
议会
- [Jeremy] Council.
- Yeah. Best of luck.
谢谢你杰拉德
[Charlie] Yeah, thanks, Gerald.
西牛津郡区议会办公室
[Jeremy] West Oxfordshire
District Council offices.
- 找规划委员会？
- 是的
[woman] Hiya. Are you here
for the planning committee?
- 我们就是
- 很好
- [Jeremy] Yes.
- [woman] Lovely.
当我们到达时我想到了
过去六个月我们在这个项目上
[Jeremy] As we arrived,
I thought of all the passion
and the effort, and the money,
所付出的所有热情、努力和金钱
we'd invested in this project
over the last six months.
那是25000英镑