克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E04

Part 4 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

I'm not taking the blame for this.
What?
那是谁？尼古拉斯维切尔？
Who was it? Nicholas Witchell?
朱迪丹奇？谁干的？
Judi Dench? Who did it?
考虑到卡莱布有时不称职
[Jeremy] Given that Kaleb
was occasionally incompetent
我又老是帮不上忙
and I was constantly useless,
没想到我们竟然被邀请参加
在伯明翰举♥行♥的英国农业奖
it was odd that we'd been invited
to the British Farming Awards
in Birmingham
并领♥取♥奖章
to receive a gong.
卡莱布说他需要为
这个场合剪个新发型
Naturally, Kaleb said he needed
a new haircut for the occasion.
也就说我们要晚点出发
Which meant we were late setting off.
但幸运的是我的另一份工作
But luckily my other job meant
让我在那个星期能有一辆适合的车
I had just the right car that week
载我们准时抵达
to get us there on time.
[engine roaring]
该死的！
Fucking hell!
我要一个
[Kaleb] I want one.
- 你想要这个牌子？
- 是的
- You want one of these?
- Yeah.
兰博基尼是最好的
如果你想要一辆非常蠢的车的话
Lambos are the best.
If you're gonna have a really,
really idiotic car,
你必须买♥♥一辆兰博基尼
you have to have a Lamborghini,
因为它们是最蠢的车
because they're the most idiotic cars.
你不得不爱
[Kaleb laughs]
You have to love it.
继续说吧跟我说说你的发型
So go on, just talk me through your hair.
你称之为什么风格？
What style would you call that?
我的意思是你对理发师说了什么？
- Um...
- What did you say to the barber?
“我可以乘坐电车吗？”
然后她就明白了我的意思
"Can I have tram lines?"
And she knew exactly what I meant.
好吧但是上面的一点…
Alright, tram lines.
But then the bit on the top...
那是烫发
That's a perm, still.
- 不对
- 是！
- No!
- It is.
这与你以前烫的完全不同
It's completely different
to your old perm.
做蓬松了些
It's a bit of volume in the perm.
我认为你和杰拉德
应该搞一个新的英国侦探节目
I think you and Gerald should start
a new British detective programme
叫做《烫发和鲻鱼》
called Perm and Mullet.
听起来像一对侦探
It sounds like a couple of detectives
在农村四处游荡解决农村犯罪案件
who run around the countryside
solving rural crime.
我的农场这些都是
[Kaleb] I farm all this.
什么这些？那是你的吗？
What, this? Oh, it's you?
是的这座农场
Yeah, this farm here.
那么你也有点想念这个农场吧？
So have you missed a bit
on this farm as well?
我隐约记得
I think I vaguely remember that,
actually.
[upbeat music]
夜幕降临时
我们到达了农场颁奖典礼
[Jeremy] As darkness fell,
we arrived at the farming Oscars.
走那边我在那下车
Ah, there you go.
Drop me off over there.
- 哪里？
- 就在红地毯旁边
- Where?
- Just by the red carpet.
我不会在红地毯旁让你下车的
I'm not dropping you by the red carpet.
- 为什么？
- 我不会让你下车的
- Why?
- I'm not dropping you.
- 那边
- 我不是你的司机
- Just over there.
- I am not your chauffeur.
这是我的奖项
- [Kaleb] It's my award.
- [Jeremy] It's not your award.
- 这不是你的奖项
- 这是
请停在那里
[Kaleb] It is.
Please? Just... just there.
- 看在上帝的份上
- 谢谢好的
- Oh, for God's sake.
- Thank you. All right?
- 谢谢
- 你欠我一个人情
Thank you.
[Jeremy] You owe me one for this.
去把车停好
Go and park the car.
你们好吗？
How're we doing?
- 别停得太远
- 闭嘴
- Make sure it's close.
- [Jeremy] Shut up.
现在我必须绕过街区天啊！
Oh, I'm gonna have to go
round the block. Jesus.
你们好吗？
How're we doing?
[upbeat music]
进去后卡莱布的红毯时刻还在继续
[Jeremy] Inside, Kaleb's red-carpet
moment continued.
我们想自♥拍♥一下就是这样
We just want to celebrate.
That's all we want.
你值得一枚奖牌！
You deserve a medal!
你能给我们拍张照吗？
[woman] Would you just give us a photo?
[indistinct chatter]
转基因的唯一区别就是
Yeah, the only difference
between genetically and modifying
你可以植入不同生物体的DNA
is that you can insert DNA
from different organisms.
但是基因编辑是在编辑有机体本身
But with gene editing,
you're editing the organism itself.
[indistinct chatter]
看我的小袖扣
[Kaleb] See my little cufflinks?
- 很酷！
- 很可爱！
[woman] Aw! They're wicked!
- That's so cute!
- Where'd you get those from?
你从哪里弄来的？
在乡下的布拉德皮特
逐个打完招呼后…
[Jeremy] Once the rural Brad Pitt
had finished doing the rounds...
女士们先生们晚上好！
[Vernon Kay] Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen!
…我们坐下来等待领奖
[Jeremy] ...we sat down for the awards,
主持人别无他人正是维罗那凯
which were being hosted by none other
than Vernon Kay.
女士们、先生们
你们是英国农业产业
Ladies and gentlemen,
you are the great,
the good, the awesome
of the British farming industry.
伟大的、善良的、令人敬畏的一群人
[applause]
他说得真好
[Jeremy] How right he was.
詹姆斯德拉蒙德！
A&W J德拉蒙德！
James Drummond!
A&WJ Drummond!
[applause]
在接下来的一个小时里
我目睹奖项被颁给许多无名英雄
[Jeremy] Over the next hour I saw
awards given out to unsung heroes.
非常感谢
Thank you very much.
年度牛肉创新者
[cheering]
没日没夜工作的人们听任于天气
[Jeremy] People who work day and night
at the mercy of weather,
世界政♥治♥ 还有白厅里的废话
world politics and Whitehall nonsense...
罗伯特哈德利
只是为了把食物带到我们的餐桌上
Just to put food on all our tables.
2021年英国农业奖
[cheering]
[applause and cheering]
所以当接下来这一幕发生时
我很谦卑
[Jeremy] So I felt quite humbled
when this happened.
英国农业奖之旗手奖
The Flying the Flag
for British Agriculture Award.
卡莱布库珀和杰里米克拉克森！
Kaleb Cooper and Jeremy Clarkson!
[applause and cheering]
显然我是这里的冒牌货
Obviously I'm a fraud here.
我当然是假的因为我不是农民
Of course I'm not a farmer.
我充其量是见习农民别点头了！
I'm a trainee farmer at best.
Stop nodding!
没有他我做不到
I couldn't have done it without him.
女士们、先生们卡莱布库珀！
Ladies and gentlemen, Kaleb Cooper!
[applause and cheering]
我得奖了！
I won an award!
如果这是奥斯卡颁奖典礼
[Jeremy] If this had been the Oscars,
每个人都会在这个时候离开
everyone
would have headed off at this point
去参加名利场晚会
to the Vanity Fair after-party.
但现在是一年一度的
苹果酒饮酒比赛
Here, though, it was time