克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E08

Part 2 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

was that though we'd been told
我们完全有权利把谷仓改造成餐厅
we were completely within our rights
to turn the barn into a restaurant,
但我们不得不告知议会
we were obliged to inform the council,
这样他们就可以把工程叫停
which would give them the opportunity
to try and stop us.
…我们施工的详细信息
...detail of how we get there...
所以查理和我一致认为
最好的策略是快速行动
[Jeremy] So, Charlie and I agreed
the best tactic was speed.
我们接下来
So, what we will do is send an email
会发送一封电子邮件
把我们的计划通知议会
notifying the council of our plans.
我们要用最快的速度
We will then need to go hell for leather
在两天内建成餐馆
安装设备备好食材
to get the restaurant built, fitted
and serving food within two days.
我们希望等到这封电子邮件
Our hope is that by the time
the email notification has got
through the chain of command
通过议会的行政管理系统后
我们已经开张大吉供应食物了
at the council,
we'll be up and running,
这样议会就没时间反对我们
serving food before the council
have got time to object.
迪丽斯库阿特农场商店
[military music]
我们制定了计划…
[Jeremy] With the plan sorted out...
这里放三根支柱
- You've got three pillars.
- [Alan] Yes.
- 是的
- 第一个放厨房♥里
[Jeremy] The kitchen takes up
the first...
然后我和艾伦坐下来
一起探讨这次建筑工程
[Jeremy] I sat down with Alan
to go through the building work.
你推荐什么地板？
What do you recommend for flooring here?
是的找平
[Alan] You can level it out.
放一些石填料一些托盘
然后在上面铺一层
Put a bit of hardcore down.
Put some pallets down.
Put some inch marine ply on the top.
我们保持质朴表面好好处理下
Keep it rustic.
We get a lovely finish there.
- 这里铺设草坪
- 是的
- And then this is gonna be turfed.
- Yeah.
我想做的是在前面这些柱子之间
What I'd like to do is between each
of these pillars on the front,
装钢丝网围栏
security chain link, you know...
拉下来装上挂锁
然后就变成一个安全区域
- Yeah.
- Things that you pull down.
Padlock them.
And it becomes a secure unit.
所以我们要在这里设一个入口
Yeah, yeah.
So what we're gonna need is a hatch here,
through to Lisa's VIP dining room.
通向丽莎的贵宾餐厅
- 这里要坐多少人
- 四个
[Alan] How many people
are we getting in there?
不包括你和我
[Jeremy] They reckon four.
It's not four of me and you,
that's for sure.
- 不好吧…
- 该死的
[Jeremy] No, well, that...
- Fucking 'ell.
- I know.
那扇门是向里开的
[Alan] That door opens inwards.
We're gonna have to turn that round.
我们得让门向外开
因为往里开会把桌子掀翻
'Cause if that opens inwards
it'll knock the fucking table over.
- 没错还要装一个小窗户
- 得装个新屋顶
That's true.
That'll have a new roof on it.
[Jeremy] And a little window.
Are you gonna put glass in this?
- 那里别装玻璃
- 装百叶窗木头的
No, shutters. Wood.
好的
Oh, OK.
至于墙面嘛…
What we're gonna do with the wall inside,
大家会往墙上刷石灰水
这就完全没有效果了
see, a lot of people just paint it
with lime wash.
That kills everything.
就把天然的石材保留下来
呈现一个干净漂亮的外观
If you leave the natural stone there...
- Yeah, exactly.
- Give it a good clean finish.
我们要做的工作已经够多了
[Jeremy] On top of this already
lengthy job list,
艾伦还要在厨房♥安装管道
Alan would also have to install
and plumb in the kitchen.
所以我没办法给他提供具体日期
So, I was not looking forward
to giving him the timetable.
现在我们遇到一个大问题
Now, the big problem we've got
我们必须把这里的事情告诉议会
is that we're going to tell the council
that this is happening.
我们要在短时间内全部搞定
We then need to have it
fully operational in...
继续说吧
Yeah, go on.
- 两天搞定
- 天啊
Two days.
- Fucking 'ell!
- I know.
我知道还记得《挑战安妮卡》吗？
- You remember Challenge Anneka?
- Yeah.
就像这档节目我们一旦通知他们
It'd be a bit like Challenge Anneka.
'Cause as soon as we tell them,
就要赶在他们说出
“这样不行行不通”之前
before they have a chance
to come round and say
"That's not viable, you can't do it,"
我们要说“行得通已经完工了”
we have to say, "It is viable, look,
we've done it."
是的我明白了
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got ya.
在接下来的十天里这里不能有声响
[Jeremy] So for the next ten days,
I want that site to be dead quiet.
什么都不做
- [Alan] Nothing?
- Nothing doing.
那封电子邮件一发出去
[Jeremy] And then as soon
as we send the email, we go.
我们就开工
在发送电子邮件之前
我们需要十天时间
[Jeremy] We needed ten days
before sending the email
这样艾伦可以召集建筑工人
并准备齐全所需的材料
so that Alan could round up a workforce
and find all the materials.
我也需要一些时间
I also needed some time to get some
pressing farming jobs out of the way,
来解决一些紧迫的农活
比如帮助维克托
like helping Viktor,
our Ukrainian bee man,
我们的乌克兰养蜂人
在靠近富含花粉的蓝蓟那儿
build some new hives close
to the pollen-rich echium.
建造一些新的蜂箱
- 乌克兰？家人还好吗？
- 他们没事
Ukraine? Family OK?
Yeah, they're OK.
他们挺好的
他们还活着这是最重要的
Yeah, they're OK.
They're alive, that's the main thing.
火箭弹满天飞…但他们很坚强
Rockets flying around...
but they are toughies.
祈祷他们没事
Well, let's keep our fingers crossed.
是的
Yeah.
[bees buzzing]
好的别叮我别蜇我
OK.
Don't sting me. Don't sting me.
它们得在这里跳摇摆舞对吧？
So they'll have to do
a waggle dance here, won't they?
只有找到花蜜时它们才会跳舞
[Viktor] Well, they do waggle dance
when they find source of nectar.
所以当蓝蓟生长时
[Jeremy] Exactly.
So when the echium grows,
如果有一只蜜蜂找到了花蜜
what will happen is one of the bees
that finds it
它就会返回
在蜂巢外跳这个复杂的舞蹈
will come back and do
this really complicated little dance
outside the hive.
这是在告诉同伴蓝蓟离此有多远
- [Viktor] Yeah.
- And then that shows the others
how far away the echium is
and in what direction.
在哪个方向对吧？
- That's right, isn't it?
- Yeah.
对
看那个
- Look at that. Dripping with honey.
- [Viktor] Dripping, yeah. Nice.
- 滴着蜂蜜
- 是的很好
太棒了不是吗？
天啊这些动物真是好样的
[Jeremy] That's stunning, isn't it?
生物野兽
God, they're good animals.
Creatures. Beasts.
[lively music]
然后要应付年检
[Jeremy] Then, there was
the annual inspection needed
需要更新我的红色拖拉机证书
to renew my Red Tractor certificate.
这里有一些泄露