克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E02

Part 3 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

[she coughs]
大约一年
roughly one year.
[they cough]
好的再加些辣椒
[Joanna] OK, more chilies.
- 现在更多了
- 咳得也更厉害
- [Joanna] More Naga.
- [Tomasz] More cough.
- 你来这多久了塔玛斯？
- 已经在这工作九年了
[Jeremy] How long have you been here,
Tomasz?
Nine years.
[coughs]
抱歉我快…因为辣椒
Sorry, it's because of the chili.
[laughs]
你一年能遇到多少波兰人？
[Jeremy] How many Poles
do you get through in a year?
- [laughs]
- [Tomasz coughs]
- 他人很好
- 也很坏
- He's very good.
- And bad.
对不起
Sorry.
[laughing and coughing]
嗯
[Tomasz] Yeah, and...
[laughing and coughing]
[laughing]
[soft music]
之后回归牛粪
和我的短期高♥强♥度放牧土地恢复计划
[Jeremy] After that it was a relief
to get back to the cow dung
就是种解脱
and my mob grazing soil
rejuvenation plan.
这不仅需要大量的粪便
还需要大量的母鸡
Which requires not only a lot of faeces,
but also a lot of hens.
来吧姑娘们都出来
Come on girls, out you all come.
出来吧
Come on.
我目前养的不够多
[Jeremy] And as my existing flock
wasn't big enough,
我从生产鸡蛋的邻居
凯克斌夫妇那借来了一些
I got more from my egg-producing
neighbours, Mr and Mrs Cacklebean,
他们装备了最先进的移♥动♥鸡舍
who pitched up with a mobile henhouse
that was so state of the art
配有合金轮圈
it even had alloy wheels.
- 你觉得怎么样？
- 我很惊讶
- [Steph] What do you think?
- I'm amazed.
这么高科技不会吧但真的是！
So high tech.
- [Steph laughs]
- No, but it is!
所以它们住在…
[Jeremy] So they roost...
在巢箱前面的栏杆上
它们在巢箱中生蛋
[Steph] On the bars
in front of the nest boxes.
They should lay eggs in the nest boxes.
好的这是水箱吗？
[Jeremy] OK. Is this the water tank?
是的冷水流向乳♥头♥式饮水器
这样它们只要轻拍乳♥头♥就好
[Steph] Yeah, cold water, so
that goes through to the nipple drinkers,
so they tap the nipples.
- 哪个男人不喜欢轻拍乳♥头♥？
- 但它们是母的
What man doesn't like to tap a nipple?
[Jeremy] But they're women.
- 有些女人也喜欢轻拍乳♥头♥
- 我听说了！
Some women like to tap nipples.
I've heard!
不管谁想轻拍乳♥头♥ 都可以轻拍乳♥头♥
Yeah, whoever wants to tap a nipple
can tap a nipple.
- 我在网上看到过
- 我希望你已经清除搜索历史了
I once saw it on the internet.
Oh, OK. I hope you cleared
your search history.
- 照明怎么样？
- 全都是太阳能供电
- What about the lighting?
- All powered off the solar.
- 全都是太阳能的？
- 很好不是吗？对
It's good, isn't it?
- So the whole thing is solar powered?
- Yeah.
斯蒂芬那是干什么用的？
- Steph?
- [she laughs]
What's that for?
观察狐狸查看外面的情况
It's a spot for foxes.
Check the outside.
这是狐狸观察相机吗？
装有激光瞄准器吗？
- That's a fox spotting camera?
- Fox spotting camera.
- Has it got laser targeting on it?
- No, that's over to you.
没有这取决于你
- 我可以在手♥机♥上看监控吗？
- 你可以在你的手♥机♥上看
[Jeremy] Could I look at this
on my phone?
You can, to make sure
there's nothing around.
斯蒂芬的丈夫随后
给我带来了50只小鸡
[Jeremy] Steph's husband then arrived
with my 50 new birds.
[shouts]
去吧姑娘
[Steph] There you go, girls.
- 漂亮的母鸡
- 是的漂亮
[Jeremy] They are beautiful looking hens,
aren't they?
[Steph] Yeah, they are.
- 好的
- 就是这样
- OK.
- That's the way it goes.
然后我们竖起了栅栏
[Jeremy] Next we erected the fencing,
这对放牧场来说是必不可少的
which is essential
in a mob grazing enterprise.
是的完美
[Steph] Yeah, perfect.
我的想法就是这样
牛屎牛屎到处都是牛屎
So here's the idea.
Cow shit, cow shit, cow shit, cow shit,
cow shit, cow shit everywhere.
把母鸡放出来抓虫子…
还有什么来着？
Hens come out, peck the worms and...
What else do they eat out of that?
- 它们会吃掉所有的虫子
- 把牛粪里的虫都吃掉
[Paddy] They eat all the bugs.
[Jeremy] All the bugs out of the shit,
将牛粪和它们自己的鸡屎
and then trample all the cow poo
and their own
踩入土中让土壤变得健康生机勃勃
into the soil,
making it healthy and vibrant.
然后明天我们把它们赶到那边
And then tomorrow, we move them there.
- 是的
- 一点一点就会覆盖整个牧场
[Paddy] Yep.
[Jeremy] And bit by bit,
they cover the whole field.
[Paddy] Yeah.
- 这就是接下来要做的
- 我要打开门板
[Steph] It's the way forward.
[Jeremy] I'm gonna open the flap.
一起搞生态农业吧
Let the eco farming begin.
- 它们来了
- 看它们已经在吃草了
[Steph] Here they come.
[Paddy] Here they come.
See, they're already grazing.
看它在啄虫子！
[Jeremy] Look, it's doing it!
实际上是在吃粪便中的虫子！
It's actually eating the worms
out of the faeces!
- 我们的目的达到了
- 我们的目的达到了
[laughs]
[Jeremy] That's what we're here for.
That's brilliant.
看那坨粪便真是一场盛宴！
Look at that faeces, what a feast.
它正踩在上面但没关系
He's treading in it, but that's OK.
踩它把它压进土里继续压它
Tread it, squidge it into the soil.
Go on, squidge.
帕蒂和斯蒂芬已经盖了两个棚子
[Jeremy] Paddy and Steph
had actually dropped off two sheds,
第二个里有惊喜
and there was a bit of a surprise
in the second one.
我们还有一个公鸡棚
You've got a cockerel shed as well.
- 什么棚？
- 公鸡棚
- A what shed?
- [Paddy] A cockerel shed.
- 棚子里全是公鸡
- 公鸡又不下蛋
A shed full of cockerels.
Why am I having cockerels
when they don't produce any eggs?
为什么还要养公鸡？
是公鸡还是你给它们生命
这是一个伦理上的问题
So the idea is that the cockerels,
you give them life,
which is very ethical.
这个国家里大多数的公鸡
才长一天就被杀死了
'Cause most of the cockerels
in this country get killed at a day old.
- 一天？
- 一天
- A day?
- A day old, yeah.
- 那它们会怎样？
- 它们死了
Hours old.
Hours old.
They're dead.
- 大多数小公鸡都被扔了不是吗？
- 是的像垃圾一样
- What happens to them?
- [Paddy] Most of them get thrown away.
- [Paddy] They're waste.
- [Steph] Waste products.
我养的这些小公鸡好吃、有营养吗？
Are these cockerels that I'm getting
delicious and nutritious?
它们很可爱
They're lovely.
- 它们可以吃？
- 公鸡可以吃
- So you can eat them?
- Yes.
You can eat cock.