克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E06

Part 3 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

- 看那里
[Kaleb] There, look.
- 看它们…
- 我没戴眼镜
[Jeremy] I haven't got my glasses on.
There?
- 那里？
- 不是
[Kaleb] No, no, no.
Now. Squeeze hard.
现在使劲捏
- 用力
- 它把它的耳朵挤了起来
- [Kaleb] Hard! Hard!
- [Jeremy] She squeezed her ear up...
- 用力
- 它把它的耳朵挤了起来
- [Jeremy] She squeezed her ear up...
- Hard, hard. That's it. Perfect.
用力好了完美
我成功了！
[Jeremy] I did a thing!
[soft music]
标记完成后
必须到政♥府♥的牛只警♥察♥那里
[Jeremy] Once the tagging was complete,
the numbers all had to be registered
with the government's cow police.
注册所有的号♥码
所以卡莱布留在畜棚里
给他们打电♥话♥并同时连线我和查理
So, Kaleb stayed in the shed
and rang them through
to Charlie and me.
好的准备好了吗？
- [Kaleb] Right. Are you ready?
- [Charlie] Yeah.
是的
[Kaleb] So, 300225...
- 嗯
- 是50002的
[Charlie] Yeah.
[Kaleb] Is the mother of
母亲
50002.
- 等一下 400002？
- 不是5
Whoa, whoa... 400002?
- 5？
- 怎么可能？
- [Kaleb] No, 5.
- 5. 5?
How can that be?
相信我听我说完
[Kaleb] Trust me. Hear me out,
hear me out. Chill out. Chill out.
听我说冷静
没错现在我搞不明白了
Right.
And now, I don't know.
[Jeremy laughs]
[Kaleb] The 400177...
牛的号♥码…
Yeah?
35分钟后…
225's heifer calf is which one?
- 小母牛是哪一头？
- 1号♥
不那头是16♥4♥ 卡莱布
[Kaleb] Number 1.
[Charlie] No, that was 16♥4♥'s, Kaleb...
3号♥ 不是2号♥
[Kaleb] Number 3.
No, number 2.
天啊这真难
Oh my God, this is hard.
完成准确记录的概率为0
The chances of these
being registered accurately: nought.
我仍然不认为那是300225
I'm still not happy about 300225.
那就是妈妈
That's the mother.
我刚跟你说了那是2号♥
[Kaleb] Yeah? I just told you,
that's number 2.
- 你没说
- 是3 对不起
- [Charlie] No, you didn't.
- [Kaleb] 3, sorry.
- 是哪一个？
- 好吧看
[Charlie] Yeah...
Which one? Which one?
- 哪一个？
- 波比的妈妈我刚念出它的名字
[Kaleb] Poppy's mum.
I just read her out, yeah?
我不知道哪头是波比
I don't know who Poppy is.
第一头 1号♥
- The first one. Number 1.
- [Kaleb] Right.
对 400177是
is the mother of
400001的母亲
40001.
上次你说50016♥4♥的
Last time you said 50016♥4♥
- 小牛是400001
- 2
had calf 400001.
[Kaleb] 2.
我确实…
That's number 2.
[Jeremy and Charlie laughing]
不认真的
No, seriously...
- 我要从头开始
- 不会吧
[Kaleb] I'm going from the beginning.
Oh no!
不有人有枪吗？
No! God!
Has anybody got a gun?
毕竟我们之前以为到牛只警♥察♥那
[Jeremy] After all that,
we assumed that registering
the numbers with the cow police
注册号♥码不过是小事一桩
would be a breeze.
感谢您致电英国牛群运输服务中心
[automated voice] Thank you for calling
the British Cattle Movement Service.
许多人仍然在家工作
Many of our people
are still working from home,
- 所以你可能会听到背景噪音
- 我们已经回去工作了
so you may hear additional
background noise.
We've gone back to work.
有关我们如何处理个人数据的信息
[automated voice] For information
on how we handle personal data,
请访问政♥府♥官网
go to www.gov.uk
and search Rural Payments Agency...
- 并搜索农村支付机构…
- 这是我们必须忍♥受的
This is what we have to put up with.
[automated voice]
...Personal Information Charter.
向我们报告动物的出生、运输和死亡
To report animal births,
movements and deaths to us,
请按1
press one.
请告诉我您所在的
县行政堂区的土地编号♥
Please tell me your county parish
holding number.
是CPH
That's the CPH.
33/102/0160
Three, three, slash, one, zero, two,
slash, zero, one, six, zero.
谢谢
[automated voice] Thank you.
Was that: three, zero, one...
- 那个是3010201吗？
- 不是
No! No.
[automated voice]
...zero, two, zero, one?
- 不是
- 很抱歉
Okay. Sorry about that.
Let's try again.
我们再试一次
请告诉我您所在的
县行政堂区的土地编号♥
Please tell me your county parish
holding number.
Three, three,
one, zero, two,
zero, one, six, zero.
谢谢
[automated voice] Thank you.
是331020160吗？
Was that: three, three, one, zero, two,
zero, one, six, zero?
是的
Yes.
好的请稍等我正在检查详细信息
[automated voice] Right.
Please wait while I check those details.
抱歉 CPH与您的电♥话♥号♥码
Sorry, there isn't a match
between the CPH number
不匹配
and the phone number you're calling from.
我无法为您接通BCMS帮助热♥线♥
No ?
[automated voice] I cannot
put you through to the BCMS helpline.
如需进一步的帮助和信息
For further help and information,
请挂断电♥话♥ 并在日常办公时间内
please hang up
and call the following number
拨♥打♥以下号♥码
during normal office hours.
号♥码是03450501234
The number is:
0345-050-1234.
- 那是…
- 查理这些都是录音的
Charlie, that was all recorded, OK?
好吗？我不干了
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
我不干了
他们可以滚了我非常讨厌政♥府♥
They can piss off.
I hate the government so much.
[soft music]
好在我安排了在第二天
[Jeremy] Mercifully, I was scheduled
to spend the next day
与一个正常、友善、得体的
非政♥府♥人员一起共度时光
with a normal, nice, proper person
who wasn't from the government.
好的我在找一个叫罗宾的男人
All right, looking for a man
called Robin,
他是折腾树篱的人
who is a hedge person.
罗宾是英国树篱协会的侦察员
[Jeremy] Robin is a scout for
the British Hedgelaying Society.
他来看我是因为迪丽斯库阿特
And he'd come to see me
because Diddly Squat
受邀参加一场声望很高的比赛
had been invited to host
a prestigious competition.
他在那正在检查树篱
There he is.
Examining the hedge.
非常棒
Excellent.
罗宾
- [Jeremy] Robin. Are you well?
- Always good.
- 你还好吗？
- 一直都很好
- 你找到合适的树篱了吗？
- 是的
[Jeremy] Have you found