克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E03

Part 2 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

[epic music]
这件球衫很好看
- [Jeremy] It's a good strip.
- A really good strip.
- 确实不错
- 是啊
开球哨响起
[Jeremy] The kick-off whistle blew.
[whistle]
我作为俱乐部赞助商的
首场比赛正在进行中
And my inaugural match
as a club sponsor was underway.
查德灵顿俱乐部对阵查德灵顿预备队
Chadlington FC
vs Chadlington Reserves.
- 加油查德灵顿
- 加油查德
- Go on, Chadlington.
- Come on, Chad.
想想我曾经在学校和他们
一起踢过足球这感觉很奇怪
I used to play
with all these kids when I was in school.
他们以前踢得都比我们好
They used to be the team above us.
- 你有你踢球的照片吗？
- 我有那时我留着长头发
- [Jeremy] Have you got a picture?
- [Kaleb] I do.
I had long hair then.
- 另一种发型？
- 是的
- [Jeremy] Another hairstyle?
- Yeah.
你又矮又胖
[Jeremy] You are quite pudgy.
- 又矮又胖几个意思啊？
- 脂肪偏多
- What do you mean, pudgy?
- Porky.
[Kaleb] Oh !
加油查德灵顿
Come on, Chadlington.
很开心后来很多人都来这看比赛
[Jeremy] Happily, there was a decent
turnout to see the new strip.
加油查德
[Kaleb] Come on, Chad.
包括杰拉德和他的兄弟
[Jeremy] Including Gerald
and his brother.
I mean, the nice thing about these,
this lot, they get this many up here
on a bloody Saturday.
- Of course.
- No, of course they don't.
One man and his dog.
是我们的球
- [whistle]
- That's our ball!
这就是你记住所有切尔西
足球运动员名字的方式？
Do you know the way you know
all the names
- of the Chelsea football players?
- Yeah?
你知道你赞助的这支球队的
所有球员的名字吗？
[Lisa] Do you know all the names
of this team that you sponsor?
- 我当然知道
- 你不知道
- Chadlington? Of course I do.
- No, you don't.
我知道这很容易
I do. It's easy here, right?
Supporters, right?
球迷对吗？库珀、库珀和库珀
Cooper, Cooper and Cooper.
- 给我说出一个
- 库珀
[laughter]
[Lisa] Name me one.
Cooper, Cooper,
Cooper, Cooper, Cooper,
库珀…
- 嗯
- 还有那个库珀
and there's Cooper.
- 这让乡村生活更轻松
- 库珀接住了球
It just makes life so much
simpler in the village.
Coopers take over.
[crowd cheering]
Oh! Great save.
漂亮的救球
然而卡莱布的评论非常严厉
[Jeremy] Kaleb, however,
was very harsh with his commentary.
太烂了
[Kaleb sighs]
That's bullshit.
[whistle]
你是在跟我开玩笑
[Kaleb] You are fucking joking me!
起来
Get up.
乔希起来乔希
Josh! Get up, Josh!
如果你经营阿联酋航♥空♥
If you ran Emirates,
去看阿森纳比赛的时候
不就是这种感觉吗？
is it like this, do you think,
when you go to watch Arsenal?
因为我是这支球队的赞助商
我知道他的感受
'Cause I'm the sponsor of this team,
and I know how he feels.
- 有点不一样
- 是一样的
- I think it's a little bit different!
- No, it's exactly the same.
不有点不同
[Kaleb] No, just a little bit.
中场休息时球员们牛饮着能量饮料
[Jeremy] At half-time, the players
cracked into the energy drinks.
杰拉德带我们参观了俱乐部
And Gerald took us on a tour
of the clubhouse...
[Gerald speaking indistinctly]
...went off the road on the way home.
我们发现他像是这个地方的传奇人物
[Jeremy] ...where we discovered
he was a bit of a local legend.
这不是你因为这是彩色的
[Jeremy] It's not you
'cause it's in colour.
[laughs]
- 嘿看这里有一个K库珀
- 当然有
Hey, look! There's a K. Cooper in here.
[Jeremy] Of course there is.
我是在80年代
[Jeremy] Wait a minute.
I'm in the 80s here.
杰拉德库珀
Gerald Cooper.
你在哪？
- [Jeremy] Where are you?
- [Gerald] Here.
- 那是你留着同样的胡子？
- 是的
[Jeremy] Is that you?
Still with the same moustache?
[Gerald] Yeah.
I'll tell you what, up there...
[Gerald speaking indistinctly]
They were all 22 in there,
you know what I mean?
天啊这是你
- [Jeremy] God, that's you!
- [Gerald] Yeah.
你看起来像是在说：“我刚刚在
《流行之巅》节目里唱了《虎脚》”
You look like, "I just did "Tiger Feet"
on Top of the Pops
“然后我来踢足球”
and then I played football."
[laughs]
See about Dennis,
round the corner.
Look, yeah, that's you.
Looking like someone out of Slade there.
像是斯雷德乐队的
[Gerald laughs]
[whistle]
下半场动作又快又猛
[Jeremy] In the second half,
the action came thick and fast.
[whistle]
[whistle]
Oh.
天啊
- [whistle]
- [Jeremy] Jesus.
- 好样的！
- 是的
[Kaleb] Yeah!
精彩
[Kaleb] Aw, wonderful.
很快我开始意识到我作为赞助商
[Jeremy] And soon I began to realise
that my next purchase as a team sponsor
我下一次该给球队买♥♥个记分牌
needed to be a scoreboard.
- 你知道比分是多少吗？
- 3比1
- So, you think it's what?
- [man] Three-one.
- 3比1 而你以为是4比1？
- 我认为是3比1
Three-one.
And you think it's four-one?
- I think it's three-nil.
- [woman] It's two-all.
- 二平？
- 不
- [Jeremy] Two-all?
- No.
是5比1
It's five-one.
终场哨声吹响查德灵顿俱乐部
[whistle]
[Jeremy] The final whistle blew
一场精彩的比赛结束了
on what had been a good game
for Chadlington FC.
- 6比1
- 但查德灵顿是在跟自己玩
Six... Six-one.
But then Chadlington
was playing with itself.
我只希望我的投资能带来回报
[Jeremy] And I just hoped
my investment would now bring a return.
你认为这会赢得村民的心吗？
Do you think this will win
hearts and minds in the village?
是的
[Kaleb] I do.
比赛后请脱掉球鞋
[upbeat music]
当我在讨好当地人时
[Jeremy] Whilst I was buttering up
the locals,
查理在他挂满精美艺术品的办公室里
Charlie was in his office,
with its walls dripping in fine art,
努力准备餐厅的规划申请
working hard on the restaurant
planning application.
杰里米必须赢得教区委员会的支持
因为在申请方面
Jeremy must essentially win over
the parish council
because they will have quite
a lot of sway,
他们的影响力很大
in sort of supporting the application.
但实际上是西牛津郡区议会
But it's actually
West Oxfordshire District Council
决定餐厅能否开业
that will decide whether
the restaurant will go ahead or not.
在计划阶段我们必须取悦很多人