克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E08

Part 10 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:59 p.m.

天啊！
[Kaleb] Holy shit.
[soft music]
现在告别这次生日庆祝
[Jeremy] It would have been great
to move from this birthday treat
直接进入收获的喜悦
straight into the joy of harvesting.
但首先有一个
But first, there was one
heart-in-the-mouth job
令人十分忧心的事情要做
that need taking care of.
胡椒和公牛进行交♥配♥后
Five weeks had passed since Pepper
and the bull had done their thing,
五周时间过去了
今天我们得决定胡椒是升级当妈
还是成为盘中餐
and today we'd find out
whether she was going to be a mum...
or meat.
你好小家伙
[Lisa] Hello, little one.
没错就是这头不要…不
All right, this is it.
This is... Don't...
不要大家一起来呀
Everybody, positive waves.
它的命就在我手里
I've got her life in my hands.
好吧我看看能不能
给你找到个小牛犊
OK, see if I can find a baby for you.
一定要找到啊
[Jeremy] Please find one.
行了看看它肚子里是什么
[Dilwyn] Right, let's see what we've got.
[mooing]
它没有怀孕
She is not in calf.
现在只能这样了不是吗？
That's it now, isn't it?
把它的肉提供给餐厅吧
Put her for the restaurant.
确定它真没怀孕吗？
She's definitely, definitely,
definitely not?
没有
[Dilwyn] No. And she's now fat.
而且它在长膘
- 那是什么意思？
- 它不会有任何产出
What does that mean?
She doesn't produce anything.
这些奶牛能够产奶
- So these cows, they are producing milk.
- Milk. Got you.
而且它们能够持续怀孕
And they're also maintaining
their pregnancy at the moment.
所以它们在产出
So they're working.
Whereas Pepper isn't working.
但胡椒没有产出
却还吃着同样多的饲料
She's just eating the same amount
and just putting down fat.
只是在不断长肉
我要不要打电♥话♥给肉联厂？
Shall I ring Mutchmeats then?
Oh god.
你看那头它能给你挣钱
[Kaleb] Look at that one. That one's
producing you money.
- 左边那头…
- 杰里米一直…
And the one on the left and right there.
Yeah, but Jeremy's always been--
It's always been his favourite cow.
- 最喜欢这头牛
- 的确
- It is my favourite cow.
- [Kaleb] Well, choose another one.
另选一头
[laughter]
天啊我该怎么办？
好吧把它们放出来吧
Oh God. What am I gonna do?
Well, let's let them out while we...
[mooing]
你打算怎么办？
[Kaleb] What are you gonna do?
第一头牛
So, the first cow...
快用完了
we've nearly finished.
第二头牛已经可以…
The second cow is ready to...
- 进入餐厅了
- 进入餐厅
- Go straight into the restaurant.
- Go to the restaurant.
如果需要第三头牛…
So, if we're gonna have to send
a third cow off, which we are...
就要下周初准备好
You know, get it in early next week.
等28天
28 days hanging.
We pick the one that's not pregnant.
- 我们挑一头没怀孕的？
- 你挑选不能怀孕的
[Jeremy] Yeah, you pick the one
that can't get pregnant.
所以它的体重正合适不是吗？
So she's the right weight to go,
isn't she?
其它牛至少还需要两到三个月
[Kaleb] She's the right weight,
where the other ones
need at least another two, three months.
- 只能是它不是吗？
- 是的
[Lisa] It's gonna have to be her,
isn't it?
你已经在那头牛身上花了很多钱了
[Kaleb] Yeah.
You've spent a lot of money
on that cow already now,
从肉用牛的角度来说
so technically, in terms of a beefer,
that one would be going.
那头合适
- 你不应该有什么最爱
- 不应该
[Lisa] You shouldn't have favourites.
You shouldn't have favourites,
really, no.
天啊
[Jeremy] Oh God.
那一秒我以为你会选择自己去
I think he might choose himself
in a minute.
它没有怀孕
She's not pregnant.
又没怀上？
- [Charlie] Again?
- Hmm.
我是说我们花钱请来公牛
[Charlie] Oh. I mean,
we're paying for the bull.
它得回去了
因为它已经让其它母牛怀上小牛了
And he really needs to go back,
because he's done his job
on everything else.
我们不能再为这头公牛继续花钱了
[Jeremy] Yeah, no, we're not paying
any more for the bull.
实际情况就是它怀孕的几率很低
[Charlie] The reality is, the likelihood
of her getting pregnant is low.
那么它在农场有什么用呢？
So, what's her usefulness on the farm?
你看它正看着我呢
[Jeremy] I mean, look,
she's looking at me.
它就是在看
No, she's looking.
天啊
[Jeremy] Oh God.
该死
Fuck it.
丽莎我们有一头宠物牛
[Jeremy] Lisa?
We've got a pet cow.
Ramble On" by Led Zeppelin playing]
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♪ Leaves are falling all around ♪
艾伦
♪ It's time I was on my way ♪
迪尔温
♪ Thanks to you I'm much obliged ♪
查理
♪ For such a pleasant stay ♪
丽莎
杰拉德
♪ Ah, sometimes I grow so tired ♪
卡莱布
♪ But I know I've got
one thing I got to do ♪
♪ Ramble on ♪
♪And now's the time, the time is now ♪
♪ To sing my song ♪
和杰里米
♪ I'm goin' 'round the world,
I got to find my girl ♪
尽在…
克拉克森的农场
♪ On my way ♪
♪ I've been this way
ten years to the day ♪
♪ Ramble on ♪
♪ Gotta find the queen of all my dreams ♪
♪ I ain't tellin' no lie ♪
♪ I guess I keep on rambling ♪
♪ I'm gonna, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Sing my song
I gotta find my baby ♪
♪ I gotta ramble on, sing my song ♪
♪ Gotta work my way
around the world baby, baby ♪
♪ Ramble on, yeah ♪
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, my baby ♪
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪