克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E08

Part 9 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:59 p.m.

You've let the building trade down
by building that in two days.
每个建筑工都会说
Every builder's gonna go,
"What were you thinking of?
“你在想什么？这个活得干三个月”
"That should have been three months."
我们露了一手不是吗？
We've showed our hand, haven't we?
- 看那个
- 看看这风景
But come and look at that.
- [Lisa] I know.
- [Alan] Yes, look at the view.
- 看看那个
- 难以置信
I mean, look at that.
[Alan] Oh, it's unbelievable.
我们很幸运
[Jeremy] We are lucky.
我们非常幸运
We are very, very lucky.
是的
[Alan] Yeah, we are.
[soft music]
还有一点值得庆祝
那就是我们虽然都忙于
[Jeremy] We could also celebrate
the fact that even though
we'd all been busy with the council
and the restaurant
打理餐馆、应付议会和本地反对者
and the village nimbies,
但我们成功度过了又一个农年
we'd still managed
to reach the end
of another farming year.
[soft music]
剩下的工作就是收获庄稼
All that remained was to gather
in the harvest.
但离收获还有一周时间
But as that was still a week away,
有时间给卡莱布准备一个小惊喜
there was time to spring
a little surprise on Kaleb.
几周前
You know it was your birthday
a couple of weeks back?
是你生日？
你没送我礼物
- You haven't given me a present yet.
- Exactly.
其实我给你准备了礼物
- Well, I've got you a present.
- Have you?
- 真的？
- 真的
Yes, I have. And it's just round here.
礼物就在这里你准备好了吗？
Ready?
Ta-da!
- 我从来没有乘过飞机
- 我知道你没有
[Kaleb] I've never been up.
I know you haven't.
You've never been off the ground at all.
你从来没有离开过地面
这安全吗？
Is it safe?
那是奥古斯塔109 直升机之王
That, Agusta 109, king of helicopters.
这是最新的《007》电影中
使用的直升机
And the actual chopper they used
in James Bond, the most recent one.
我从没看过《007》
- I've never watched James Bond.
- I'm sorry?
- 你说什么？
- 我从没看过《007》系列
I've never watched a James Bond film.
所以我对这没感觉
So it doesn't mean anything.
你从没看过《007》系列电影？
- You've never watched a James Bond film?
- No.
- 没有
- 你从来没乘过飞机
And you've never been in up...
我从来没有乘过飞机
I've never been in the air.
你想要夺走我的初次飞行
You're effectively gonna take
my air virginity.
- 我以为你会很高兴
- 我是很高兴但我就是很害怕
- I thought you'd be happy!
- I am happy. I'm just shitting it.
杰拉德
[Jeremy] G-Dog!
你想坐一下直升机吗？
- Gerald.
- Do you wanna come for a helicopter ride?
你要我去那里？我还是保护自己吧
[Gerald speaking indistinctly]
[continues speaking]
我拒绝你开玩笑吧
That'll take your curls off.
我觉得他是不愿意
我帮这紧张的小子系了安全带
[Jeremy] Assuming that was a "no",
I helped strap in the nervous foetus,
然后飞行员向他简要介绍了飞行须知
好让他压压惊
who then got a relaxing pre-flight brief
from the pilot.
这扇大窗的红带子
That red tape on the big windows,
如果你得爬出窗你拉一下那个
if you pull that,
the window would come out,
窗户就会出来
而如果你在飞行时
if you had to climb out the window.
And if you get out when it's running,
I'll be letting you out...
想要出去我会让你出去的
[laughing]
如果你看到费尔福德基地的
战斗机在做飞行表演
And if you see any of the jet fighters
from the Fairford air show coming,
let me know.
- 请告诉我
- 为什么呢？
For what reason?
也许我们没发现这些战斗机
We may not have seen them.
如果你看到一架飞机朝我们飞过来
[Jeremy] if you see another plane
coming towards us, don't think,
别以为他们会看到我们
他们也许没看到
"Oh well, they're bound to have seen it,"
'cause they might not have done.
开车的时候我身边的人
不会告诉我说你左边有辆车
When I'm in a car
my other half doesn't go,
"There's a car to the left of me."
[rotors]
我觉得恶心
I feel sick.
我们都还没起飞呢
[Jeremy] We haven't even taken off yet.
天啊
[Kaleb] Holy shit.
卡莱布升空了
[Jeremy] Oh, Kaleb has lift off!
卡莱布库珀有生以来第一次离开地面
Kaleb Cooper has left the ground
for the first time in his life!
飞机是怎么回事？
What's he doing?
- 抱歉稍微有点摇晃
- 为什么？
[Jeremy] It's all right,
it just bobbles about.
Why does it bobble about?
[Kaleb] Oh!
你看那是农场
Look. There's the farm.
你可以说是谁的农田那是…
You can name the fields then.
- 泰勒的
- 泰勒的
That is...
Taylor's.
Taylor's. Seen from the air
for the first time ever.
这是你第一次从空中俯瞰吧
[classical music]
当我们飞跃邻近的农场时
[Jeremy] As we flew
over neighbouring farms,
卡莱布意识到直升机非常有用
Kaleb realised that helicopters
were actually quite useful.
他漏了一些你看
[Kaleb] He missed a bit down there, look.
那片农田怎么了？
What happened to that field?
Look. I know who farms it.
我知道是谁种的我应该拍照
Should I start taking pictures
and send it all to the farmers?
然后发送给那个农民说
“你做了什么？”
"What have you done there,
then, mate?"
你看那些电车轨道离得好近
Look how close his N2 tramlines are,
look. You see that? You see that?
看你看到了吗？
[laughs]
跟你这种老是对农民兄弟挑错的人
[Jeremy] This is the first time
I've ever been in a helicopter
一起坐直升机我还是头一遭
with someone that only comments
on the mistakes farmers have made.
[classical music continues]
- 看那边的景色
- 太棒了
- Look at the view that way.
- It's amazing.
你现在喜欢直升机了
[Jeremy] You're loving it, aren't you?
非常棒
[Kaleb] It is cool.
是啊回到农场然后呢？
Right, back to the farm, then.
这次直升机之旅的亮点要来了
[Jeremy] Which meant it would soon
be time for my highlight of the ride.
七个月之前卡莱布没有对田里的
Seven months had passed since Kaleb
had failed to plant a big strip
in one of the fields.
一长条耕地进行条播
- 条播了没条播
- 条播了
Drilled.
- Drilled.
- Not drilled.
- 我条播了
- 你没有条播
- It is drilled.
- You haven't drilled it.
现在我要开始点醒这只小公鸡了
[Jeremy] And now,
my reminder of this little cock-up
was ready to be unveiled.
你从这里的窗户往外看地面
If you look out of this window here,
in Big Ground, yeah?
- 那是谁写的？
- 我写的
- Who wrote that?
- I did.
卡莱布的缝隙
我是在野花丛里这么干的
因为你没有给这里条播
[Jeremy] I did that. In wildflowers.
Cause you missed it.
- 不敢相信你写了这些
- 我当然写了
- [Kaleb] I can't believe you wrote that.
- I certainly did.