克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E02

Part 4 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

我们到了公鸡送来了
[Jeremy] Here we go.
The cockerels are arriving.
- 有多少只公鸡？
- 25
How many are there again? 25?
[Steph] 25.
- 看这只！
- 它很帅
Oh, look at you!
真不赖！真是有两下子
- [Steph] He's handsome, eh?
- [Jeremy] Oh yeah.
He is walking the walk.
- [Steph laughs]
- [cockerel crowing]
- 这将成为我生活的新配乐？
- 是的
[Jeremy] This is going to be
my new soundtrack to life, isn't it?
[Paddy] It is.
[cockerel crowing]
天啊真刺耳
[Jeremy] Bloody hell! The racket!
- [cockerel crowing]
- [Steph] The cows are coming.
牛来了
在想：“我们牧场里来了些
长着羽毛的小奶牛”
[Jeremy] Thinking: "Oh no, there's
some small, feathered cows in our field."
有它们在我的牧场里
我的土壤会变得健康
[Jeremy] With all this in place,
my soil would become healthy
and I'd have a steady supply of chicken,
我能为餐厅持续提供鸡肉
鸡蛋和牛肉
eggs and beef for the restaurant.
因此那天夜里我满意地入睡
So I went to bed that night
feeling rather contented.
凌晨3点58分
[cockerel crowing]
[crowing continues]
然而第二天早上
我就觉得不太满意了
The next morning, however,
I wasn't feeling quite so contented,
因为事实证明
公鸡是杰出的逃脱艺术家
because it turned out the cockerels
were incredible escape artists.
你…它们都跑出去了
所有的公鸡都跑出去了
You... They're all out.
All the cockerels are out.
该死的…
- [crowing]
- Fucking!
也就说它们要么已经
沦为狐狸的盘中餐…
[Jeremy] Which meant
they either ended up as fox food...
看到处都是羽毛
[Jeremy] The feathers
are everywhere, look.
就像屠宰场一样
It's like the killing fields.
或者它们就在鸡舍里扮演罗杰摩尔
[Jeremy] Or they were over
at the hen house,
giving it the full Roger Moore.
来吧姑娘们出来吧
Right, come on, girls,
out you all come.
看！怎么回事？
Oh look, look! What!
你没路走了你完蛋了
You are cornered, you're going down.
没完蛋
You're not going down.
那只该死的公鸡去哪了？
Where's that bloody cockerel?
这里有两只不是三只！
Oh, there's two in here.
No, there's three.
天啊野性的狂欢啊！
Oh my Christ, it's an orgy!
停下我抓到了
不没抓着给它溜了
Stop it! Got it, no I haven't.
Missed it.
全都是…该死的
Oh shit!
但抛开公鸡的恶行不谈
[Jeremy] But leaving aside
the cockerel delinquency,
奶牛和母鸡已组成了一个很好的团队
the cows and the hens
were already making a good team.
看看它们直接踩到粪便上
看抓大便看！
Straight into the faeces.
Look, scratching it. Look.
你是一只好母鸡
我会颁给你一个生态铜牌没错
You good hen.
You're gonna get
an eco bronze medal you are.
[lively music]
那天晚些时候我去了农场商店
[Jeremy] Later that day,
I headed to the farm shop.
大家好
Greetings, everybody.
因为我的第一批辣椒酱已经做好了
[Jeremy] My first batch of chili chutneys
were ready,
我想调查一下客户
and I wanted to do
a bit of customer research.
- 有人喜欢辣椒吗？
- 有
Anyone here like chili?
- [customers] Yeah.
- [man] I love chili.
借过
Coming through.
看这就像上世纪70年代
约克郡的婚礼
[Jeremy] It's like
a 1970s Yorkshire wedding.
首先我请人们品尝中辣的版本
[Jeremy] First of all I asked people
to try the medium hot version.
- 好吃
- 好吃？
That's good.
- 你会买♥♥吗？
- 会
- [Jeremy] Good. So you'd buy that?
- I'd buy that.
挺好的
It's all right. It's quite nice.
- 只是挺好？
- 很不错
- 不错我会买♥♥的
- 很好
- Very nice. I would buy that.
- [Jeremy] Good.
很好我们有特别的发现
I think we're onto something there.
大家的反应鼓舞了我
于是我继续让大家来品尝极端版本
[Jeremy] Buoyed by this reaction,
I then asked them to try
the not medium version.
天啊
Holy shit!
[he laughs]
这什么啊
Fucking hell!
[laughter]
[laugher]
这也太辣了
It's ridiculous.
[Jeremy laughs]
我的天啊！
Jesus Christ. Oh!
喝下去
Drink.
- 我想我们会卖♥♥出很多牛奶
- 是的
[Lisa] I think we're gonna sell
a lot of milk.
- 就这样
- 天呐
[Jeremy] Oh dear. Oh dear.
[laughs]
- 马上多拿些牛奶来
- 谢谢
[Lisa] More milk's on the way.
[soft music]
凌晨4点01分
[cockerels crowing]
随着奶牛的照养工作越来越忙碌
[Jeremy] Our new early morning alarm
system was actually coming in useful,
我们全新的闹钟系统其实挺有用的
as life with the cows was getting...
much busier.
[upbeat music]
小牛已经足够大了可以断奶了
The calves, for example,
were now old enough
to be weaned off their mother's milk,
应该把它们带到农场另一端的
另一个牧场里了
which meant taking them to another field
on the far side of the farm.
看看我们给它们喂的这些新鲜的草
Look at all this new, fresh grass
we have given them.
这里被称为牛场
是农场里最漂亮的牧场之一
This is called Cow Ground.
It's one of the prettiest fields
on the farm.
是啊你怎么看？
Yes, what do you think of that?
[mooing]
- 它们看起来很开心
- 看这美丽的景象
[Lisa] They seem happy enough.
Look at that.
Isn't that a lovely sight?
- 难道不美吗？
- 美
[Lisa] Yeah.
然而很不幸
它们对新家并没有这种浪漫的看法
[Jeremy] Unfortunately, however,
the youngsters didn't share
this romantic view of their new home.
第二天
[thunder rumbling]
这画面中缺少了什么？
What is missing from this picture?
所有的小牛都逃走了
All the veals, they've escaped.
隔壁农民院子里有八头
A neighbouring farmer
has eight of them
in his yard,
我必须过去把它们带回来
which I've got to go and get back,
但有一头牛不见了
but one of them is missing.
我们必须找到它
And we've got to find her.
那头就是跑到隔壁农场里的小牛
That's the veal in a neighbouring
farmer's field.
淘气的小牛！
Bad veal!
他是辛苦劳作的农民
而我们正把他的田地弄得支离破碎
This is our neighbouring farmer,
whose fields we are ripping to shreds.
我要去道歉吗？他看起来不太高兴
[Lisa] Shall I do the apologies?
He doesn't look very happy...
我很抱歉
[Lisa] I'm so sorry.
这件事真的很对不起
[Jeremy] I'm sorry about this.
对不起我很抱歉
[Kaleb] Sorry. I do apologise.
[mooing]