克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E05

Part 5 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

那天晚上另一项技术开始发挥作用
[Jeremy] That night, another piece
of technology swung into action.
[mooing]
晚上8点14分
好吧它在哪里？
[Jeremy] Where is she?
Oh!
出来了
有一个气球从她的屁♥股♥里出来了
Oh, it's out.
She's got a balloon coming out
of her back bottom.
对
Right.
过来没事的过来
[groans]
Come on. It's OK. Come on.
把准妈妈赶入它专属的畜栏里
[Jeremy] Having put the mum-to-be
in her own pen,
我们等卡莱布来
we waited for Kaleb to arrive.
这将是我们的第一只
This'll be our first one.
因为其他都是在
没人注意的时候出生的
'Cause all the others have been born
when no one was looking.
[cow mooing]
[Jeremy] Oh.
你好看
Oh, hello, hello, hello. Look.
那不是小便看那是羊水对吧？
That's not piss now, look.
That's baby juice, isn't it?
不是因为羊水都在袋子里
[Lisa] No, it's not, because
the baby juice is all in the sack.
我不知道牛背是怎么发挥作用的
I don't know how the back of a cow works.
一切顺利？
All right?
我们不知道
它一直弓着背然后流出液体
[Jeremy] We don't know.
[Jeremy] She keeps arching her back
and then fluid comes out.
- 它开始用力了
- 用力？
Yeah, she's starting to...
- [Jeremy] Push?
- Push.
给它一点时间放松
[Kaleb] Give her a bit of time. Relax.
派对气球出来后
还要多久小牛才出来？
How long after you get
the party balloon do you get a cow?
- 20分钟半小时一小时
- 真的吗？
- 20 minutes, half an hour, hour...
- [Jeremy] Really?
每头牛都不一样
It varies.
[groans]
看小牛露出来了露出更多了
[Jeremy] Look, more calf's coming.
- 你觉得它像什么？
- 一只蹄子
What's that, looks like...
看起来像一个外星人
- A hoof.
- It looks alien.
那是一个袋子…只是一只蹄子
那是一只前脚对吧？
That's just a hoof.
That's a front foot, yeah?
嗯
[Kaleb] Yeah.
用力
[Jeremy] Push. Push, push, push.
[groans]
天啊我有点担心
[Lisa] Oh man, I feel it for you.
我想宫缩已经减缓了
[Lisa] I think her contractions
have slowed right down.
有一点不是吗？
- [Kaleb] They have a little, right?
- [Lisa] Mmm.
[soft music]
在莫卡尔给我发短♥信♥的两个小时后
[Jeremy] Two hours
after the Moocall had texted me,
小牛还没有出生
the calf still hadn't been born.
你要进去吗？
- [Jeremy] Are you going in?
- [Kaleb] Mm-hmm.
请把它的尾巴拉到一边好吗？
Can you please hold her tail ?
加油姑娘
[Jeremy quietly] There's a good girl.
There's a good girl.
好姑娘
[Jeremy] There's a good girl.
好姑娘
That's my girl.
- 我摸到头了
- 好姑娘
- [Jeremy] Good girl.
- I can feel the head.
- 另一条腿在哪里？
- 在侧边在下面
- [Jeremy] Where's the other leg?
- On the side.
位置都正常
Everything's in the normal position.
但这家伙的个头绝对不小
But it definitely feels like
it's a big, big calf.
卡莱布想起来这本是迪尔翁的工作
[Jeremy] Kaleb reckoned
this was now a job for Dilwyn.
我还没有看到头这是我最担心的
I haven't seen the head yet.
That's what's worrying me the most.
但感觉像是一头大牛犊
But it does feel like
a bloody big calf.
好的谢谢
OK. Thank you.
它会跳出来的
He's gonna pop out.
[soft music]
晚上11点28分
[car door slams]
- 生出来了吗？
- 已经三个小时了迪尔翁
What have we got?
[Jeremy] It's been three hours.
是吗？
Yeah?
Oh.
- 是个大男孩不是吗？
- 是个大男孩
Oh, he is a big lad.
[Kaleb] A big old boy.
I mean... A big old boy.
大男孩
我们稍微拖一下看看
We'll give it a bit of a tug and see.
- 你刚刚是给它系绳子吗？
- 是的
Are you just attaching the rope?
Yeah.
好姑娘
Good girl.
小牛会不会感到痛？
Will the calf be in some distress?
时间越久里面越紧
Yeah. The longer he is
and the tighter it is there,
对它来说也就越难捱
它现在还活着所以…
the tougher it is for him.
He is alive at the moment, so.
这看起来很残忍♥
Oh man, that looks brutal.
这只是开始
[Jeremy] And this
was just the start of it.
没错千斤顶在哪里？
- [Dilwyn] Right. Where's the jack?
- [Kaleb] Do you want the jack?
- 你想要千斤顶？
- 是的
- 真可怕
- 天啊
Bloody hell.
[Jeremy] Jesus.
- 我不敢相信我所看到的
- 我调整一下棍子
I cannot believe I am seeing this.
好姑娘
[Dilwyn] Good girl.
所以…等一下
So... Hold on.
多么巧妙的装置啊
[Jeremy] God, what a contraption that is.
[cow mooing]
天啊
[Lisa] Oh...
[jangling]
加油亲爱的加油
[Jeremy] Come on, darling.
Come on. Good girl.
好姑娘
- 看到了头
- 我们看到了
- [Jeremy] We've got the head.
- We have.
今天晚上第一次看见头
That is the first time
I've seen the head all night.
这个很好用
[Dilwyn] It's very handy, this.
这相当于大约是八个人在用力
八个人的力量
It's got about 8 men in it.
The strength of 8 men.
你必须非常小心地使用它
- So you have to be very careful using it.
- [Kaleb] It's a big one, that.
这是一个大家伙一头巨大的牛犊
That's a huge...
好了
[Kaleb] Come on!
好了现在应该感觉好多了
That's gonna feel better, isn't it?
[cow mooing]
好姑娘
[Dilwyn] Good girl.
[Jeremy] Whoa!
- 是的
- 我能进去的时候告诉我一声
[Jeremy] Yes.
[Lisa] Let me know
when I can get me a go.
它没事它在眨眼小家伙
[Jeremy] She's all right.
She's blinking. He... it.
暂时不知道是公是母
[Dilwyn] It's an "it" for the time being.
[cow mooing]
我的天啊！看看它的腿有多大！
Oh my God.
Look at the size of its legs!
没关系
- 你开心吗？
- 这是个女孩
It's all right.
- [Jeremy] Are you happy?
- [Dilwyn] Yeah. It's a girl.
- 是个女孩？
- 又一个女孩！
- [Jeremy] It's a girl?
- [Dilwyn] Another one!
- 五个女孩
- 眼睛在转动
[Jeremy] Five girls!
- 看看那张小脸
- 一个对它来说还可以
Oh, look at the little face.
这真是太好了
Oh, that is fantastic.
它绝对是个美女
She's an absolute beauty.
[cow mooing]