克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E04

Part 8 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

艾玛情况如何？
[Jeremy] Hi, Emma. How are things?
我们又有牛得了肺结核所以…
Er... We've gone down
with TB again, so...
- 你一定是在开玩笑
- 不是
Oh, you're joking?
这不太好有点乱
No. It's not good. It's a bit rubbish.
- 不会的
- 嗯
- Oh no.
- [Emma] Yeah.
那么你该怎么办？
What do you have to do?
怎么应对结核病？
- When it goes down with TB?
- Hm.
他们会在里面
放一个非常丑陋的绿色大标签
They'll put a really ugly
big green tag in it,
我们必须把它隔离
直到他们能安排交通工具和…
and then we have to isolate it
until they can organise transport
所以必须杀了它
- and collect it.
- So that's gotta be slaughtered?
是的它要被宰了
Yup, so it's gonna be slaughtered.
小母牛本可以在今年夏天
晚些时候生小牛所以…
Heifer, would've been having her baby
later on this summer, so...
那么现在你有多少头牛死于结核病？
So how many have you lost to TB now?
大约60头
[Emma] Er... About sixty.
天啊
[Jeremy] Jesus!
一半的牛群是的
So, half the herd, yeah.
我们本来有120头产奶牛
现在只剩下60头了
So, we should be milking a 120
and we're milking 60.
是的所以把养牛
作为业务可不行真的
So yeah, so not currently viable
as a business, really.
这就是当今许多奶牛养殖户的生活
[Jeremy] That is what life is like
for so many cow farmers these days.
令人心灰意冷
Soul destroying.
但至少我的小牛群的
冬屋终于盖好了
But at least the winter home
for my small herd was finally ready.
[soft music]
而且赶它们进棚的这一天天气不错
[Jeremy] And what's more,
we'd been given the perfect day
for moving them into it.
[thunder]
Oh!
杰里米过来！
- [Kaleb] Holy shit!
- Jesus Christ.
天啊
我好久没见过这么大的雨了
[Kaleb] I can't get these.
[Jeremy] I have not seen rain like this
in quite a while.
真的是
Oh man.
Oh, my arm.
[Kaleb groans]
它往这边泼
No, it goes this way.
[wind blowing]
- 是风吗？
- 我不能…
Is that the wind?
[Kaleb] I can't. My arm's stuck.
我卡住了
[laughter]
天啊
[Jeremy] Christ.
我希望奶牛们不要
为今天被带进去而争吵
I hope the cows don't argue
about being taken inside today.
- Ow!
- [Kaleb laughs]
嗯肯定好多了
[Jeremy] Yeah, it's definitely easing up.
你不就是喜欢农场生活吗？
[Kaleb] Don't we just love farming?
是的这是我最喜欢的事
[Jeremy] Yeah, it's my favourite thing.
[Kaleb laughs]
真该死它们身上已经落雪了
[Jeremy] Fucking hell.
They've actually got snow on them.
走吧
[Kaleb] Come on, then.
走吧！走！
Come on, then. Come on.
走吧哞喂你
Come on, moo cows.
Hello, you.
走吧
Yeah, hello, come on.
该死的
- [mooing]
- Shit!
这头牛是怎么回事？
What's the matter with this cow?
- 你看到了吗？
- 它推了你吗？
Did you see that?
He tried to kick me.
它想踢我
那头很凶
[Kaleb] That one's the aggressive one.
不！停下！
No, no, no. Stop it.
停下！
Stop it.
什么鬼？
- [mooing]
- What the fuck? Stop it!
喂停下！
我被牛袭击了！
I'm being attacked by a cow!
直接到棚子后面杰里米
Straight into the shed Jeremy,
straight to the back of it.
走吧奶牛们
[Jeremy] Come on, cows.
我们为你们盖了一座漂亮的新房♥子
We've got a lovely new house for you,
cows.
唯一的问题是它们对此不感兴趣
[Jeremy] The only problem was
they weren't that interested in it.
- 快叫它们叫它们
- 走吧奶牛走奶牛
- [Kaleb] Call 'em quickly, call 'em!
- [Jeremy] Come on then, cows.
Come on, cows!
看在上帝的份上
Oh, for heaven's sake.
这两头到底是怎么回事？
[Kaleb] What the fuck is going on
with these two?
走奶牛们
[Jeremy] Come on, cows.
- 乖乖牛
- 走吧奶牛们
- [Lisa] Good girls, come on.
- [Jeremy] Come on!
就是这样走
That's it, come on.
这里也需要封锁
Needs to be blocked off here, too.
- 快点奶牛们
- 快点
- [Jeremy] Ay up, cows.
- [Lisa] Ay up.
[Jeremy] Ay up, cows. Ay up!
天啊其中一个是登山者
是牛界的鲍宁顿
Oh my God. One of them's a mountaineer,
it's Chris Bonington the cow.
- 杰里米快打开门！
- 我绕到后面去
- [Kaleb] Jeremy, feed them on the floor.
- [Charlie] I'll go round the back.
- 快！开门！
- 好姑娘！
- [Kaleb] Quickly, open the door.
- [Charlie] Good girl! Come on.
加油杰里米你坚持住！
- [Kaleb] Jeremy, you hold them.
- [Charlie] No!
该死的
[man] Shit!
过来姑娘
[Kaleb] Come on, girl.
Lisa, come out that way.
丽莎从那边出来
过来
[Lisa] Come on.
天啊
Oh God.
我讨厌这头牛
[Kaleb] I hate this cow.
我们决定让登山牛自己把力气耗尽
[Jeremy] We decided to let
mountaineering cow tire herself out.
[upbeat music]
然后到另一片地里赶小牛
And went to collect the youngsters
from another field.
我的嘴唇很干我需要一些凡士林
My lips are very...
I need some, like, Vaseline.
我有一些乳♥头♥膏对嘴唇有好处
[Lisa] I've got some nipple balm
that's really good for your lips.
- 我能借用你的乳♥头♥膏吗？
- 可以的
- Can I borrow some of your nipple balm?
- [Lisa] Yes, you can.
你变了
You've changed.
天啊！拜托！
[Jeremy] Jesus. Come on.
以驾驶技术而闻名
[Kaleb] Famous for driving apparently,
you know.
[Kaleb] Oy!
进去吧牛牛
[Jeremy] Come on, cow.
[music continues]
天色渐暗小牛们被赶入新家
[Jeremy] With the light fading,
the calves were introduced
to their new home.
看啊
[Lisa] Look at that.
是多么壮观的景象
[Jeremy] What a great sight that is.
然而还有一项工作要做
[Jeremy] However,
there was one more job to do.
围捕登山牛
Round up mountaineering cow.
来吧哞
[Jeremy] Come on, moo cow.
过来牛牛
Come on, cow.
是头好牛过来
There's a good cow. Come on.
过来
Come on.
好了它又走远了
And there you go.
He's walking off again.
它可以看到…看那个！
But it can see, look at the--
It can see the hotel I've built for it,
它可以看到我为它建造的旅馆
它可以闻到床的味道
it can smell the bedding, but no.
但它只是乱窜