克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E06

Part 2 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

我们的农场里到处都是猪
Our farm's overflowing with pigs
at the moment.
你们养猪户受苦了
我正想说你们比谁都更辛苦
Pig farmers are suffering... Well,
I was about to say "more than anyone."
但艾玛的牛有结核病所以…
But Emma's got TB, so.
你们已经失去了60头牛？
So how many...
You've lost sixty cows now?
- 是的 60头
- 而且你们的猪卖♥♥不出去
Yeah. Yeah, sixty in total.
[Jeremy] And you can't get rid of pigs.
猪卖♥♥不出去
We can't get rid of them.
而且价格高得离谱
饲料成本也是天文数字
And the price is horrendous.
And the feed costs are astronomical.
我们从谷物种植户手中以天价
We're cereal farmers
and we're buying in wheat
买♥♥入小麦来喂猪
at these astronomic prices
to feed the pigs.
他们赚翻了
They're making no money.
天啊
Jesus!
然后我回到农场听到了一些坏消息
[Jeremy] I then went back to the farm,
and got some bad news
about the thumb-flavoured crisps
是关于我用土豆做的拇指薯片的
I'd been making from our potatoes.
西牛津区议会的环境和监管服务处
"Environmental and regulatory services
of West Oxfordshire District Council.
结果显示
"According to the results,
the sample measures
样品中含有10500微克丙烯酰胺
"10,500 micrograms of acrylamide."
什么？
What?
我的薯片致癌
My crisps are carcinogenic.
有多少人知道用某种油
How many people knew
that a certain type of potato
炸某种土豆时可能会致癌？
when cooked in a certain type of oil
could perhaps cause cancer?
你怎么知道的？
How would you know that?
[mutters]
准备…
Prepared from twenty...
材料和方法
2.1. 土豆样品
如果我想做薯片
我必须使用不同类型的土豆
[groans]
So if I want to make crisps,
I have to use a different type of potato.
意味着我有…我的冷库里
That means I've got--
How many tons of Melody potatoes
有多少吨♥麦乐迪土豆？
have I got in cold storage?
开始发芽了？天啊
Which have started to sprout.
Oh God!
唯一的好消息是我们不能卖♥♥薯片
[Jeremy] The only good news
is that we couldn't actually sell
the crisps anyway
因为此时此刻
我们连一家农场商店都没有
because at this point,
we didn't even have a farm shop.
- 好的我会把所有东西都清理掉
- 嗯
[Jeremy] Right.
So we'll clear all this out.
[Lisa] Yeah.
议会认为其传统的绿色铁皮屋顶
[Jeremy] The council had decided
that its traditional green-tin roof
很碍眼所以决定用石板代替
was an eyesore
and that it must be replaced with slate.
因此在完成这项工作期间
商店必须关门
So the shop had had to close
while the work was done.
问题是我们必须把沉重的石板放到
The problem we've got is because
we're having to put heavy slate on,
这些简单的横梁和椽子之上
无论叫什么名字它们都不够坚固
these simple beams and rafters,
or whatever they're called,
我们得改掉整个屋顶的结构
aren't strong enough.
So we've gotta replace
the whole structure of the roof.
就好像议会早就知道了
It's almost like the council knew.
“我们可以用轻型复合石板吗？”
"Can we put composite slate on,"
which is light? "No.
“不行必须用适合的石板”
"Gotta be proper slate."
这…
It's, um...
[scoffs]
今日倒霉事
屋顶工程正在进行中
查理正忙着准备
[Jeremy] While the roof work
was going on,
Charlie was busy preparing
a new separate planning application
为停车场单独规划做申请
for a parking area.
那个停车场真的很重要你知道的
That car park is, you know,
absolutely vital
为了满足农场商店的需求
to service the needs of the farm shop.
如果我们完成了屋顶的工程
And if we've ticked the box
with the roof,
我希望他们反过来能说
“太好了建你们的停车场吧”
I'm really hopeful they turn around
and say,
"Yeah, great, have your car park."
这让我可以自♥由♥地做些农活
[Jeremy] That left me free to get on
with some actual farming.
母鸡不需要太多关注
The hens didn't need much attention
它们仍在努力应对禽流感检疫
as they were still toughing it out
in bird-flu quarantine.
有些人正在屏息等待着那条
他们最喜爱的媒体流行语
[Margaret Thatcher's voice]
To those waiting with baited breath
for their favourite media catchphrase
"the U-turn",
“掉头回转”
对于这些人我只有一句话要说
I have only one thing to say.
你们想回头就回头吧
You turn if you want to.
[laughter]
需要给新出生的小牛打耳洞
[Jeremy] But the new calves all needed
to have their ears pierced.
由于我不知道该怎么做
我必须向卡莱布寻求帮助
And, as I didn't know how to do that,
I had to ask Kaleb for help.
这就是牲畜标记对吗？
[Kaleb] These are the taggers, yeah?
穿过它们的耳朵？
[Jeremy] So that goes through their ear?
是的我们必须找出10002
Yeah. We've gotta find 10002.
- 什么在那里面吗？
- 找到了看是吧？
- [Jeremy] What, in there?
- There it is. Look.
打开放松
Open up, open up. Relax.
喷一点碘酒
Give it a bit of a spray with iodine.
消毒后放到耳朵里
Just to disinfect it.
And then go put it in his ear.
- 我不干
- 为什么？
- I'm not doing that.
- Why?
你能不能…这是第一只
我得看看怎么做
Could you just-- It's the first one.
I've gotta see it being done.
那你拿着这个拿着标签
Hold that one, then.
You do the tags, I'll do the ear.
[Kaleb grunts]
它们都有点意外
[Jeremy] They're all a bit surprised
by this.
不慌我会马上被杀掉的
[Kaleb] Steady, steady, steady.
让我们快点
I'm gonna get killed in a minute.
Let's do it quick.
就这样扶住它们好吗？
You get 'em like that. Yeah?
[cow mooing]
放轻松小牛应该带些坚果来的
[Jeremy] It's all right, cow. Relax.
We should have brought some nuts--
把另一个弄来
[Kaleb] Right, number two.
We've got another one.
- 什么？另一个什么？
- 快点
- [Jeremy] What?
- Quickly.
[Jeremy] What? Another one of what?
第二个得放两个
[Kaleb] The other number two.
We've gotta put two in their ears.
你没有告诉我这儿有 37、5…
You didn't tell me that.
There's thirty-seven, five...
我需要两个找到了吗？
- [Kaleb] I need two...
- Two!
请告诉我做对了
[Kaleb] Got 'em?
[Jeremy] Please tell me
I've done this right.
你有新耳环了
[Jeremy] You've got new earrings!
Yes! Look at your earrings!
是的看看你的耳环
这像是去配饰店一样
It's like going to Accessorize, this is.
对下一个快点
[Kaleb] Next one, quick.
打到你的蛋蛋了吗？
[Kaleb groans]
- No.
- [Jeremy] Is that your testes?
是的
Yeah.
你可以处理这头小牛
I reckon you could definitely
tackle this calf.
- 你好小牛
- 快
[Kaleb] Right, come on, then, quickly.
Quickly, quickly.
什么？
[Jeremy] What?
看到那两个标记了吗？
- [Kaleb] You see them two marks?
- No!
- 没