克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E05

Part 9 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

It's £25,000.
- 含运费共1450英镑
- 握个受表示同意
14,500 delivered.
[Jeremy] All right,
let's shake on that, then.
欢迎看它们这头好大
Welcome.
[Jeremy] Look at them!
This is tremendous!
这价值一万英镑
£10,000 this was.
该死的！
[Kaleb] Fucking hell.
所有的玻璃都必须是双层的
要符合建筑法规的安全要求
[Alan] All the glass
had to be double-glazed.
All have to be up to building regs,
safety.
已经有人进来了 25万
You've got all them people
coming in here.
250,000.
牛出来了！
[Kaleb] The cows are out!
该死的！
Ow! Fucking hell.
[groans]
把它们做成薯片
Make them into crisps.
帮帮我
- [screams]
- [Lisa] Oh my God!
我的天啊！那是你的拇指
[Lisa] It is your thumb!
[buzzing]
[coughing]
这个年头不短的大地洞是獾挖的
[man] You've got a big old
sett entrance here.
穿过这里洞肯定很大
[man 2] It is absolutely enormous
just through here.
[metal creaking]
该死的
[Jeremy] Bloody hell.
细菌检测结果 - 阳性
[ominous music]
该死的
Shit.
归根结底你不是农民你是媒体人
[man] Ultimately you're not a farmer,
you're a media personality.
你不需要靠商店赚钱
- You don't need an income from the shop.
- [Jeremy] The farm needs an income.
农场需要收入
- 你个人不需要收入
- 我的天
[man] You personally
do not need an income.
迪丽斯库阿特赞助
查德灵顿足球俱乐部
Diddly Squat sponsors
Chadlington Football Club.
我被牛袭击了！
I'm being attacked by a cow!
干得好
[Dilwyn] Good girl.
[cow mooing]
[Jeremy and Lisa] Woah.
这真是太好了
That is fantastic.
这是多么壮观的景象
What a great sight that is.
西牛津郡地区议会
- 那边进去左边的座位
- 谢谢
[man] Straight through there.
Seats are on the left-hand side.
我们认为餐厅的规划是合理的
[Jeremy] In our heads,
the restaurant plan made sense.
有助于土壤恢复
帮助当地农民和当地企业
It would help the soil,
it would help local farmers
and local businesses,
帮助我们抵消日益减少的政♥府♥补贴
and it would help us offset
the dwindling government subsidies.
但我作为当地新闻记者的经历告诉我
But my experiences
as a local newspaper reporter
议会规划人员可以独自行动
had taught me that council planners
can be a law unto themselves,
所以我不知道结果会怎样
so I had no idea how this would go.
我觉得哈密什德瓦就在那边
在远处戴着白色口罩
I think Hamish Dewar's over there,
on the far side, white mask. Yeah.
[hammering]
大家下午好
[Jeff Haine] Good afternoon.
热烈欢迎我们的公众人士
A very warm welcome
to members of the public.
简单介绍下我叫杰夫海恩
If I can start with a few introductions.
My name is Jeff Haine and I'm chairman
of the Uplands Area Planning Committee.
我是高地地区规划委员会的主席
我的左边是议会秘书
他们将负责记录这次的会议
To my left are
the Council secretaries
that will record the minutes
of this afternoon's meeting.
在我右边的是与今天的申请
有关的规划官员
To my right are
the planning officers
concerning the application
before us today.
我们同样享有投票权
We are an equal number of voters,
如果出现平局我来投最后一票
so in the event of a tie,
I upcast the votes.
好了议程开始
Erm, all right, proceedings can begin.
首先一位规划官员提醒大家
我们的目标是什么
[Jeremy] First, a planning officer
reminded everyone
of what we were aiming to do.
这是关于将一座现有建筑物
This application is for the conversion
of an existing building
to create a café restaurant.
变成咖啡餐厅的申请地点位于
In this case the site lies
within the Cotswolds Area
风景秀丽的科茨沃尔德地区
of Outstanding Natural Beauty,
我们应该重视对这个地区环境的
where great weight
should be given to conserving
保护以及提升景观美感
and enhancing landscape
and scenic beauty.
然后轮到律师发言
[Jeremy] Then it was the turn
of the barrister
是由村里的死对头雇用的律师
who'd been employed
by my staunch opponent from the village.
于2019年授予了规划许可
Planning permission was granted
as recently as 2019
用于建设产羔棚
偶尔可用作电影拍摄场地
for a lambing shed
with potential for occasional filmmaking.
申请人当时表示
养羊可以改善总体的农业经济
The applicant said then
that sheep farming
would improve the wider
farming business.
实际上申请人曾经养了羊
The reality is that the applicant
has done sheep farming,
然后他再也不想养羊了
产羔棚成了特洛伊的木马
he never intended to do it more
than once,
and the lambing shed
was a Trojan horse
交通便利毗邻农场商店
conveniently located
next to the farm shop,
所以可以改造成酒吧或餐厅
so it could be converted
into a bar and restaurant.
事情就是如此
申请人的行为是可耻的
And that's what's happened.
The applicant's conduct is shameful.
这是一种得寸进尺的态度
It indicates a give me an inch
and I'll take a mile attitude,
与授予规划许可的目的相违背
and it militates strongly against
the grant of planning permission.
授予许可与保护环境的
法定目标相冲突
Granting planning permission conflicts
with the statutory objective
不利于提升地区的自然美景美观度
of conserving
and enhancing the area
of outstanding natural beauty.
坦率地说这显然是个常识问题
That, speaking frankly, is a matter
of obvious common sense.
将乡村变成停车场会造成交通拥堵
Turning countryside into a car park
and introducing additional congestion
visually and on the transport network
在视觉上和交通网络上
都会破坏这个风景名胜区的清净
harms the AONB and its tranquillity.
这永远都不该被授予规划许可
It would never normally
be granted planning permission
没有理由应该这样做
and there is no reason why
it should be in this case.
谢谢你斯特里顿先生
[Jeff Haine] Thank you, Mr Streeten.
他打完这拳后
我有三分钟的时间来为自己辩护
[Jeremy] After this minor kicking
I was given three minutes
to plead my case.
谢谢你们邀请我们来
Er, thank you for having us.
这个地区内发生了很多事
Much has been made of the fact
that this area is an area
这是一个风景秀丽的地方
确实是这样
of outstanding natural beauty,
which it is.
之所以如此美丽
是因为农民在维护这个环境
And the reason it is
is because farmers maintain it.
农民照看林地、树篱、溪流
Farmers look after the woodland,
they look after the hedges,
田野保持风景美丽
the streams, the fields,
they keep it beautiful.
但是农民们没法再这样做了
But farmers are not going
to be able to do that
因为他们的经济状况不佳
for much longer because of
the parlous state of their finances.
人们告诉我们农民要多样化
而这正是这项提议的内容
We have been told as farmers
to diversify,
and that is exactly
what this proposal is.