克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E07

Part 3 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

[Jeremy] While Alan set
about repairing the barn...
男孩们
我给“雷鸟四”安上了一把旧犁
I attached an old plough
to Thunderbird IV
开始忙活我通往商店的小路
and started work on my link road,
这也能带来其他好处
which would have other benefits as well.
旁边的野花很美
Put some wildflowers down the side.
It'll be lovely.
我们可以走到这里穿过马路
And we can come along here,
across the road,
进入农场商店停车场
enter the farm shop car park,
然后我们就可以穿过另一半的农场
and then we can access
all the other half of the farm
不用到主路上不会妨碍任何人
without going on the road network
and getting in everyone's way.
这很聪明我的绝妙主意
It's clever, this.
Clever thinking from me.
现在我必须沿直线开
Now, I've gotta go for an absolutely
dead-straight line.
[lively music]
这比我想象的要难
[Jeremy] That was harder
than I thought it would be.
我必须开到那根电线杆的右边
So I have to go to the right
of the telegraph pole.
这就是入口的位置
That's where the entrance is going to be.
没错一、二…六好了
Right. One, two... six.
There.
[lively music continues]
卡莱布来了
[Jeremy] The arrival of Kaleb.
- 什么？
- 我建议你停下来
- [Jeremy] What?
- I suggest you stop.
为什么？
Why?
这不直你说：“我想要一条直线”
It's not very straight.
You said to me,
"I want a dead-straight line, Kaleb,
从那扇门到那儿的新门
"from that gateway to the new gate
that would be over there in the field."
我同意我犁的第一条路是一场灾难
I agree. My first one was a disaster.
- 所以是哪一条？
- 这条
- So which one is it?
- This one.
真可怕！
[Kaleb] It's fucking awful!
那个我…天知道我怎么了
[Jeremy] That one,
God knows what came over me.
我的目标是厕所
I was aiming for the lavatories.
中途我才意识到我错了
所以我不得不向右转一点
And then I realised halfway along
that's wrong.
So I had to swerve a bit right.
一塌糊涂
[Kaleb] It's shit.
我知道你喜欢对我说那个词
[Jeremy] No, but I know you like
saying that to me.
不我没有
我宁愿你没有错然后就完事了
[Kaleb] No, no, I don't like
saying it to you.
I'd rather it just be done properly...
路线终于被标出
[Jeremy] Once the route
had finally been marked out,
然后我需要用铁杆把道路围起来
I needed some hardcore
to make the track itself.
这意味着要挖出一个小采石场
And that meant digging a small quarry.
[upbeat music]
让搭建牛棚的李
This meant bringing back Lee,
the cow barn builder,
和他的人回来
and some of his lads...
还有他的那些机器
and a lot of his machinery.
这是一条生产线他把大石头挖起来
It's a production line.
He digs the big stone up,
放进破碎机
puts it into the crusher.
再把石头捡起来丢在这里
He picks that up and drops it here.
然后我再捡起来
放在你的拖车里你来开车
I pick it up from here
and put it in your trailer
and you drive...
你要把这些石头丢在哪里？
Where are you gonna dump the first load?
第一车已经装好了
The first load is just there.
[reverse alarm]
Freight Train" by Alan Jackson playing]
[Jeremy laughs]
挖斗要转过来了
[Jeremy] Swinging.
♪ Wish I was a freight train, baby ♪
♪ Wish I was a freight train, baby ♪
货运列车宝贝
我希望我是货运列车
♪ Wish I was a freight train ♪
多好听的歌♥啊
What a banger.
[music continues]
[Jeremy] Ooh!
看看我们在这里做什么采石
[Jeremy] Look at what we're doing here,
quarrying!
如果你有一个小花♥园♥
看在上帝的份上挖吧
If you've got even a small garden,
for heaven's sake,
做一个采石场因为这是最有趣的事
dig it up and make a quarry,
because it's the most fun.
[music continues]
[makes electric guitar noise]
这实际上可能是钢琴
No, I think this might be the piano,
actually.
不是吗？我不知道
[humming]
No, is it? I dunno.
看我的判断力
[Jeremy] Look at my judgement there.
♪ Wish I was a freight train, baby ♪
♪ Wish I was a diesel locomotive ♪
♪ I'd come whistling down your track ♪
♪ Crashing in your door ♪
很快就开始铺路了
[Jeremy] Soon, it was time
to start making the track.
♪ Wish I was a freight train, baby
Wish I was a freight train ♪
我真糟糕
I'm shit.
[laughs]
我给塑料布上弄出了个洞
[Jeremy through speaker] I have made
a hole in the plastic sheeting.
卡莱布我不擅长这个
Kaleb, I'm shit at this.
这和剪羊毛都是我做不到的事
This and sheep shearing I can't do.
还有条播、栽培、剪树篱
这些你都不行
[Kaleb] And drilling. Cultivating.
Hedge cutting, you can't do that.
还有很多你做不好的事都记着呢
I mean, the list goes on
of things you can't do.
我把自己解雇了
[Jeremy] Having fired myself
from this job,
然后重新聘请自己担任压路机司机
I then re-hired myself
as the roller driver,
对我来说这是第一次开这种车
which, for me, was a vehicular first.
我想我应该按那个绿色的按钮启动
Now, I think I push that green one
to make it vibrate.
准备好了吗？
Ready?
[engine revving]
天…
[laughs] Holy shit!
我很享受
Oh, I'm enjoying that!
是的
Yes!
多么愉快的一天
What a pleasant way
of spending the day.
让你的臀部震动起来
Having your bottom vibrated
盘腿坐在舒适的椅子上
while sitting cross-legged
in a comfortable chair
做一份有男子气概的工作
and doing a manly job of work.
很遗憾我很快
就不得不把这家伙交给李
[Jeremy] Sadly, though,
I soon had to leave Lee to it,
因为农场上还有其他工作需要我关注
as there were other jobs on the farm
that needed my attention.
- 其中一件事是去见皮普…
- 你好吗？
One of which was to meet Pip.
…一名备受推荐的
未来有可能经营我们的餐厅的厨师
[Jeremy] How are you?
[Jeremy] A highly recommended chef
who could potentially run the restaurant.
我们已经有了自己的蜂蜜和鸡蛋
[Jeremy] So, we've already got
our own honey,
our own eggs.
这是…你有做意大利面的面粉
This is... you've got flour here
for pasta.
我儿子现在正在用我们种植的辣椒
制♥作♥我们自己的辣椒酱
My son is now making
our own chilli sauces
out of chillis that we're growing.
我们有羊肉我们还有牛肉
We've got lamb.
And now we've got beef.
我认为你具备了一家好餐厅的开端
I think what you have here
is the beginning of a great restaurant.
可以充分利用动物身上的每个部位
I think you can use all the produce,
from nose to tail
of all the animals as well.
你做过什么菜？
What sort of cooking
have you done in the past?
我做过意大利菜、法国菜、英国菜
I have done Italian in the past.
Er, French. And British.
而我现在的餐厅混合了很多欧洲风格
And then obviously
my restaurant at the moment,
we mix quite a lot of European styles
然后有一点日本的元素
and then a little bit
of Japanese influence.
问题是
See, the thing is,