克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E01

Part 7 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

is my insides shrivelling
- 我能感觉到我的心在颤抖
- 好吧
at the way you phrased it,
250,000.
我把它翻译成一百万英镑的四分之一
So I've just translated that
to quarter of a million pounds.
嗯
用来有效地排列现有的谷仓
To effectively line a barn
that's already here.
[laughs]
艾伦
Alan.
你开车过来坐上你的豪华汽车
You drive round the corner,
get into your S Class.
闲人回家吧我说的是闲人
Potter home.
Well, I say "potter",
- 让你的司机带你回家
- 嗯
- your driver takes you home.
- Oh yeah!
这不是个问题
It ain't a problem, obviously,
we'll get the drawing.
- 这是个问题这要很多钱
- 是的必须的
It is a problem, it's a lot of money.
Yeah, it's gotta be...
做个头脑风暴想各种可能
然后算出该投资的钱
Tweet it up, sharpen the pencil,
go through it properly.
我得回去了我们正在做水分测试
- [Alan] Let's get it to a right figure.
- [Jeremy] I've gotta get back.
We're doing moisture tests.
可能今天可以收麦子
Might actually get some
harvesting in today.
嗯如果干燥的话
If it stays dry, yeah.
[classical music]
碰巧的是今天确实很干燥
[Jeremy] As it happened,
it did stay dry.
- 15.4
- 可以了
- 15.4.
- That'll do.
我们开工吧！
Let's do this!
[classical music continues]
我们应该在店里的面包上写上
“可能含有地蜈蚣等微量元素”
We should say on our bread in the shop,
"May contain trace elements of earwig."
我现在在的这个地方麦子很好
但我希望可以更好
[Simon] Where I am now it's very good,
but I'm hoping it's gonna get better.
随着我们进入中间位置
麦子看起来更厚、更高
It looks a bit thicker out,
a bit taller out there.
西蒙是全球最棒的联合收割机司机
Poshest combine driver
in the world, Simon.
他有一次去麦当劳要餐具
He once went into McDonald's,
and asked for the cutlery.
- 什么？
- 他进了麦当劳
- What?
- He went into McDonald's
要刀叉
and asked for the knives and forks.
[laughter]
在哪里…是地蜈蚣灰尘吗？
Is that earwig dust?
想象一下地蜈蚣会…突然出现
“我的老天！”
Imagine being an earwig,
then all of a sudden "My God!"
不它是先通过红色的那个
然后才是漏斗
[imitates engine]
[Jeremy] It's through the red thing.
Then you're in the hopper.
你会想：“我的老天这太可怕了”
然后风把你吹出几公里远
You think: "My God, it's terrifying."
Then the fan starts,
and blows you miles in the sky,
在风中飞扬
如果你只有两厘米大向上飞六米
'cause if you're only an inch long
and you go 20 feet up,
就像是被炸入太空一样
it's like us being blasted into space.
你被射出去你大叫
“我在飞我真的在飞”
Then you're shot, you go:
"I'm flying, I'm literally flying!"
然后你掉到拖车里
And then you're in the back of a trailer,
and then you're carted off
被送到面粉厂在那里被碾碎
to the flour mill,
where you're ground down.
It's a horrible end.
这是一个可怕的结局
他们要求小麦中含有蛋白质
那就是我们提供的蛋白质
They asked for more protein
in the wheat. We gave them that.
我们给他们蛋白质
把它想象成我们的羊肉烤饼
[Jeremy] We have given them protein.
It's like a keema naan, our bread.
什么是羊肉烤饼？
What's a "keeman an"?
印度菜
[Jeremy] Indian restaurant?
你没去过印度餐厅？
You've never been
to an Indian restaurant ?
没有
I haven't.
你可以在印度餐厅吃到咖喱
[Jeremy] There are restaurants
where you can get curry.
嗯
Yeah.
几天前他说他的孩子是外乡人
You know, he described his baby
the other day as foreign.
他出生在牛津！
He was born in Oxford!
[laughs]
我和我全家人都出生在奇平诺顿
I was born in Chipping Norton,
as well as all my family.
我儿子出生在牛津他是外乡人
And my son is born in Oxford.
He's foreign.
他是外乡人
Foreign!
[lively music]
天气没让人失望
[Jeremy] The weather held.
两天后我们来到了最后一片麦田里
And two long days later,
we were down
to the last of the wheat fields.
这是当地的传统
So, as is the tradition round here,
安保队的头儿要开始工作了
the head of security turned up
to put in his shift.
'Cause even if it ain't fit,
then at least I can do another bag
and you can cope
with one load grain, can't you?
我们有点…
But you won't have to if you can't go on.
是的
[Kaleb] Yeah.
[laughs]
什么？这是他在这里的
第52年丰收？
What is this?
Is this his 52nd harvest here?
嗯 52…不是51
不我想应该是54
52... No, it's 51.
I reckon this is 54.
我会问他的这没意义不是吗？
I'll ask him.
Actually there's no point, is there?
[intriguing music]
全世界的工人我们开工吧
Workers of the world, here we go.
看这个现在是最佳队伍
Look at this, it's the A Team now.
杰拉德在联合收割机上
卡莱布和杰里米在拖拉机上
Gerald on combine.
Kaleb and Jeremy on tractors.
在我们开始之前
[Jeremy] Before
we could get going though,
西蒙的新型高科技联合收割机
开始给杰拉德制♥造♥噪音
Simon's new high-tech combine
started making noises at Gerald.
[beeping]
[Gerald] Sorry, man, I got this...
[indistinct]
It's making sound...
I can't stop it buzzing.
How do you stop it?
杰拉德我是西蒙有什么问题吗？
[beeping]
[Simon] Hi Gerald, it's Simon.
What's the problem?
[Gerald] Yeah, I think it's gone...
[indistinct]
[Gerald continues speaking indistinctly]
As the sun goes down
in the evening, I can't do it.
我是说怎么…
- I mean, how...
- [Gerald] Can you hear me, Si?
那只是…
[Simon] Yeah, I've got you.
Can you hear me?
[Gerald] Yeah, I said if you just take...
[indistinct]
[laughs]
上面有个十字型按钮按那个就行了
[Simon] There's a cross,
just press that cross.
[beeping]
[beeping]
[Gerald] It's always been...
[indistinct]
Last year you went to...
[indistinct]
按下逃生按钮
- [Kaleb] Press the escape button.
- [Gerald] Press what?
杰拉德按下逃生按钮
[Kaleb] Press the escape button, Gerald.
Put my clothes in a plastic bag!
[Gerald continues speaking indistinctly]
That'll make...
[indistinct]
迪丽斯库阿特农场
Oh, Diddly Squat Farm.
最后农场的年轻技术达人
给我们解决了这个问题
[Jeremy] Eventually,
the farm's tech-savvy foetus
went in to sort out the problem.
Yeah, I have a bit of room there,
but for about the first 10 or 12 years.
必须用力按一下按掉
[Kaleb] It's gotta be firm.
One press off.
随着夜幕降临
我们收完最后一批麦子
[Jeremy] And as evening fell,
we finished gathering in
the last of the wheat.
对就是这样
2021年的丰收季结束了