克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E05

Part 6 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

你喜欢它吗？
[Dilwyn] Do you like her?
这真是太好了
That is fantastic!
- 非常感谢你们两个
- 这事我已经干了很多年了
Thank you ever so much,
both of you.
[Lisa] Thanks.
[Dilwyn] I've been doing this for years
and it still gets you.
- 但这仍然让人很激动
- 仍然
这真的让人很激动这太奇妙了
It really gets you. It's amazing.
尤其是母牛非常喜欢小牛
You know, especially
when she loves it so much.
如果我们不在身边会怎么样？
[Jeremy] And what would have happened
had we not been around?
- 会很棘手吗？
- 是的
Would that have been a tricky one?
[cow mooing]
可能会失去小牛
It's quite possible
we would have lost the calf.
- 真的吗？
- 是啊
- [Jeremy] Really?
- Yeah.
小牛要在该出来的时候出来
[Dilwyn] That calf needed to come out
when it came out.
[cow mooing]
[upbeat music]
现在距离议会做出最终决定
还有不到一周的时间
[Jeremy] It was now less than a week
until the big council showdown.
在国家肖像画廊
So, over at
the National Portrait Gallery,
查理正在仔细审视餐厅申请
Charlie was crossing
the Ts on the restaurant application.
“瓦内萨现在雨下大了
出现了…”
[audiobook voice] Vanessa,
now dripping wet, emerged...
而在农场内
母鸡们正在享受丽莎的有声读物
[Jeremy] While at the farm,
the hens were enjoying one
of Lisa's audiobooks.
“伸手去拿一条毛巾
用它擦拭她的皮肤
[audiobook voice]
Reaching for a towel,
she ran it over her skin,
“吸收她温暖柔软的身体上的水滴
to absorb the moist droplets
from her warm, supple body.
“阿德里安走到她身后
Adrian moved up behind her.
“拿走她的浴巾
他那坚实的触摸让她的心怦怦直跳
Removing her towel,
his firm touch made her heart flutter.
“他脱下裤子露出家伙
He dropped his pants to reveal
his equipment. Perfection.
“完美想到唯一一次的…”
Thinking of the only...
我必须和当地的屠夫坐下来
[Jeremy] And I had to sit down
with my local butcher...
亨利亲爱的孩子你好吗？
Oh, Henry. Henry, dear boy.
How are you?
讨论每头牛能给…
[Jeremy] ...to discuss
how much restaurant meat
头脖子牛颈肉
I could get from each of my cows.
…我的餐厅供应多少肉
每条腿有三、四、五、六、七个关节
So you've got three, four, five, six,
seven joints off of each leg.
- 是14个每个可以喂20个
- 可以喂20个
So that's fourteen,
each of which would feed twenty.
臀部每个臀部产22块牛排
Rump. That's twenty-two steaks
from each rump.
- 也就是44
- 44
- [Jeremy] Forty-four.
- That's forty-four.
上脑-小腿-肋骨-小排
[Jeremy] The numbers coming from Henry
sounded like a meaty goldmine.
亨利告诉我的数字
听起来像一座多肉金矿
一块里脊肉每块里脊肉
可以做20、24块牛排乘以2…
So a sirloin, you'd then get twenty,
- twenty-four steaks out of each sirloin--
- So we'll go in the middle, then.
对那我们就取中间值
22块沙朗牛排
[Jeremy] Twenty-two sirloin steaks.
乘以2
Times two.
- 那就是44
- 是的
- Oh, so forty-four, then.
- Yeah.
能做多少块菲力牛排？
How many fillet steaks?
8块约220克的牛排
- Eight good eight-ounce steaks.
- Fillet steaks.
- 菲力牛排
- 乘以2
Times two.
也就是16
[Jeremy] Oh, so it's sixteen.
有牛肋骨这是烤肉之王
[Henry] You've got the rib of beef.
You know, king of the roasts.
这是4骨肋排所以每根肋骨
供16个人食用也就是32
It's a four-bone rib, so sixteen
people, per rib, so that's thirty-two.
到了小腿
- We've got the shins.
- Each shin would probably weigh
每条小腿可能重达3公斤
three kilos.
- 也就是50个人 50人份
- 50个人可以炖
That's fifty people.
Fifty people could have a stew.
然后有…520个人吃汉堡
And five hundred and twenty people
can have a burger.
所以我们可以喂饱7…
800、840、850、860
We're feeding seven-- eight hundred,
eight hundred and forty, eight fifty,
eight sixty... Nine hundred...
986人
and eighty-six people from one cow.
- 一头牛
- 一头牛
- 将近一千人
- 是的有很多肉
That's nearly a thousand people.
Yeah, it is a helluva lot of meat.
但随后一切都崩溃了
[Jeremy] But then,
everything came crashing down.
如果我们餐厅里有60个顾客
Oh God.
If we've got sixty covers
in the restaurant...
嗯
[Henry] Yeah.
一天两次一天有120人次
And it's twice a day.
That's a hundred and twenty people a day.
嗯
Yeah.
我有两头牛准备宰杀
And I've got two cows that
are ready to go, or will be soon.
- 或者很快就会杀掉
- 对
Right.
如果每个人都想吃牛肉
我16天后就得关门
So if everybody did want beef,
I'd have to close the restaurant
这不是什么好生意
after sixteen days.
That's not good business, is it?
天啊
Oh God.
[soft music]
最后
[Jeremy] In the end it was Charlie
who came up with a possible solution.
洛菲尔教区议会
私人钓♥鱼♥台♥ - 限会员
查理想出了一个可能的解决方案
他说其他农民可能会很乐于
He said that other local farmers
might be happy
为餐厅提供他们的农产品
to provide their produce
for the restaurant.
- 嗨你好
- 你好
- [Jeremy] Hi, there.
- Hello.
- 你好
- 嗨
- [Jeremy] Hi, there.
- [woman] Hello.
你好
所以我们邀请他们过来聊天
[Jeremy] So, we invited them over
for a chat.
感谢你们的到来
[Jeremy] Thanks for coming.
我们计划在农场商店旁边的
产羔棚里开一家餐馆
We're planning on opening a restaurant
in the lambing barn
next to the farm shop.
我很想知道有没有什么办法
And so I was really wondering
if there might be some way
我们可以从当地农民那里购买♥♥产品
that we're able to buy
from local farmers
然后这要如何运作会不会…
and how that might work.
Is that...
我认为就是这个确切问题
Yeah, I think that's exactly it.
我们希望有一些人能来餐厅用餐
So, we're expecting, hopefully,
a few people to come
and eat at the restaurant.
我们需要储备一些
优质的当地农产品
And therefore we need to stock it
with good local produce.
有人种菜吗？
[Jeremy] Anyone grow vegetables?
- 我们种蔬菜
- 你们种蔬菜？
[woman] We grow vegetables.
- [Jeremy] You grow vegetables?
- Yeah.
- 我们有蔬菜专家
- 嗯
[Charlie] We've got vegetablists.
- [Jeremy] Yeah.
- [laughter]
我们需要蔬菜
因为这些是食物的配菜
You need vegetables 'cause they're
an accompaniment to food and--
我们要有食物还需要别的…
[laughter]