克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E01

Part 6 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

And then the heif--
No, the heifers are going to be ready
to eat before the calves.
不它们是你的种畜
No, the heifers will be
your breeding stock.
它们会怀孕包含在你的12头牛里
So they'll be in calf.
So then that makes up your 12.
- 天啊
- 我们有公牛
用于繁殖用于育肥
We'll get the steers for the breeding--
for the fattening.
不用担心我知道要买♥♥什么
Don't worry, I know what we're getting.
[comical music]
该为我买♥♥的牛讨价还价了
[Jeremy] It was then time
to discuss the price
for whatever it was I was buying.
一头奶牛多少钱？
[Jeremy] How much is a cow?
像这样的奶牛和小牛
要2200英镑左右
Cow and calf units like this
have gotta be in the region of 2,200.
也就是说它们的价格
相当于买♥♥一辆阿尔法罗米欧159
[Jeremy] Well that would mean
they're the same as a sort of...
Get an Alfa 159 for that.
- 我不知道那是什么
- 阿尔法罗密欧159
Don't know what that is.
Alfa Romeo 159.
你住在银石赛道怎么能不知道…
How can you live in Silverstone
and not know what...
这其中有风险
你必须买♥♥下牛然后饲养它们
There's a lot of risk involved in that,
you've gotta get it, feed it.
牛可能会死没几年就死了
It might die, the young thing.
- 就像阿尔法罗密欧一样
- 你可能会把车撞毁
- That's like an Alfa Romeo.
- You might crash your Alfa Romeo.
- 是的
- 正是如此
- [Charlie] Yeah, exactly.
- No, it'll just die of its own.
不牛会自己死的
一头小母牛多少钱？
And how much is a heifer?
那些小母牛？
[Tim] Those heifers?
Round the £1,800 mark.
大约1800英镑
1800英镑？
- 1,800?
- [Tim] Gotta be.
- 得要这么多
- 等一下
等一下我要把我的计算器拿出来
- Hang on a minute.
- I'm getting my calculator out.
- 我们总共有20头
- 对
- So we'd have 20 in total. 20 animals.
- Correct.
没错那就是25000英镑
[Jeremy] Right.
It's £25,000.
嗯我认为我们可以再优♥惠♥一些
I think we can do a bit better than that.
- 奶牛小牛 2000英镑
- 2100英镑？
Cow calf £2,000.
- Two one?
- Two.
2000英镑
- 2000英镑
- 但是小母牛
Two then.
- 我们还没有讨论过小母牛
- 有点太多了
[Jeremy] We haven't discussed
the heifers.
The heifers are a bit too much.
不能低于1500英镑
I can't let them go less than 1,500.
- 1250英镑
- 至少要1500英镑
- 1,250.
- [Tim] 1,500. Gotta be.
包含运送费用吗？
[Jeremy] Do you include delivery?
- 包了
- 这很方便
- Yeah.
- That's quite handy.
含运费共1450英镑
1,450, delivered.
- 成交
- 成交什么？1450英镑？
Done.
[Jeremy] Done. What is done? 1,450?
- 我们已经成交了
- 我们已经成交了
- [Charlie] We've been done.
- We've been done.
让我们握个手吧
[Jeremy] Let's shake on that then.
我不知道我刚买♥♥了什么
I don't know what we're shaking on
or what I've just bought.
[upbeat music]
第二天早上湿气仍然很重
还是无法收割小麦
[Jeremy] The next morning it was still
too wet to harvest the wheat.
我把建筑商艾伦找来告诉他
So I got Alan the builder over
to talk him through my ideas
我关于农场商店餐厅的想法
for the farm shop and restaurant.
- 每天都在下雨
- 真糟糕
[Jeremy] It's rained every day.
下得不多刚好能弄湿庄稼
Not much, just enough to wet the crops.
现在谷仓里有长凳和桌子
[Jeremy] At the moment there were
benches and tables in the barn
这样商店的顾客就可以
一边吃三明治一边欣赏风景
so that visitors to the shop could have
a sandwich and admire the view.
但有了餐厅我想走得更远
But with the restaurant,
I wanted to go further.
我的计划是这样的
地板必须得是混凝土的
[Jeremy] So here's my plan.
- Gotta obviously concrete the floor.
- Yeah.
- 嗯
- 在那个角落里做厕所
- [Jeremy] Bogs in that corner.
- Yes.
- 嗯
- 那里是厨房♥
Then that's the kitchen, that's panelled.
- 墙面镶板
- 嗯
- 可以吗？
- 不错
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Solid.
- Yeah.
- 是啊
- 是啊
然后这里全都用玻璃
Yeah.
Then everything here,
all the way along, is glass.
这样你人在这儿
So you're here...
就能看到美妙的景色
Yeah, fantastic view.
- 威奇伍德森林
- 嗯
- Forest of Wychwood.
- Yeah.
显然这会让雨泼进来
Obviously this is going
to allow weather in.
我们得把它围起来
[Alan] We're gonna have to clad it,
ain't we?
艾伦的提示暗示
比奶牛推销员更让人困惑
[Jeremy] This was Alan's cue
to become even more baffling
than a cow salesman.
在另一个屋顶上做铁皮屋顶
On your other roof there, the tin roof,
夹层绝缘
it's a sandwich, insulation,
所有都拆掉然后再重做
用木条封起来又变回这个样子
so it all comes off, all goes back on,
then batten it across,
then back down.
屋顶不用管在中间加绝缘层
然后在下面放木板
We'll leave the roof on,
but we'll insulate in between.
Then put the boards underneath,
with a vapour barrier,
有了防潮层就能隔绝蒸汽
防止蒸汽到后面然后下来
it can blow through
and get behind and come down then.
他们会用城♥堡♥板
They'll probably use castle board in.
这个比前面的宽
You've got this one a bit wider,
then the other one'll be in front.
看起来像是城♥堡♥的炮塔
So it looks like a turret of a castle.
假设子弹从那里射出来
从罐子的背面向下射出像吗？
See if that fired through there,
down, down the back of the tin,
come straight out.
唯一的问题是这些木板被处理过
The only thing is they're treated,
they're took away.
必须要处理否则用不到两年
You'll have to get them treated.
Won't last two years, will it?
- 你这有一个化粪池
- 什么？
You're having a Klargester out here.
You're having a Klargester.
这里有一个克拉杰斯特的化粪池
A septic tank in a Klargester out there,
a BioDisc.
火力网的背后一定有可笑的报价
[Jeremy] After this barrage came
the inevitable comedy quote.
- 你能给我个大概报价吗？
- 可以
- Could you just let me have some idea...
- Yeah.
你现在有报价吗？
Do you have any idea now?
- 25万英镑
- 不不是
- 250,000.
- No, it isn't.
要这么多不是吗？
Gotta be, hasn't it?
所有玻璃都是双层玻璃
符合建筑安全规范
All the glass has to be double glazed.
All have to be up to building reg safety,
守护顾客的健康和安全
you've got all them
people coming in here.
我知道你在说话因为你的嘴在动
I know you're talking,
'cause I can see your mouth moving.
但当你那么说25万英镑时
[laughs]
But all I can sense