克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E07

Part 4 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

我知道谁会来农场商店
我知道谁会来
I see who comes to the farm shop,
I see who has come.
而我…他们开着斯巴鲁
And... they're Subaru drivers.
- 我叔叔有一辆斯巴鲁
- 嗯
- My uncle had a Subaru.
- [Jeremy] Yeah.
他们就是我的餐厅的目标人群
That's who I'm aiming the restaurant at,
他们不喜欢法式薯条
不喜欢做法复杂的菜
people who don't want three chips
cooked three times
他们不想要花哨的餐厅
and they don't want fancy.
所以融合亚洲元素这不像是他们会
So Asian fusion, these are not words
- 特别喜欢的
- 是的
- that they'll particularly enjoy.
- No.
他们不屑于
"Fuck off" will be
the sort of standard response
吃什么改良过的
to any attempt to mess around
with a steak and kidney pie or a--
- 牛排和腰子馅饼或…
- 嗯
Yeah.
然后我带皮普参观了一下
[Jeremy] I then gave Pip a tour,
从菜单的主菜开始
starting with the headline act
of the menu.
到了
这两头是准备拿去杀掉的
[Jeremy] These are the two
that have been scheduled for execution.
- 好的
- 这就是我们要烹饪的
[Pip] Okay.
- [Jeremy] That's what we'll be cooking.
- [Pip] They're huge.
块头很大
这是我们准备搭建厨房♥的地方
[Jeremy] And this is where we put
the prep kitchen.
[Pip] Wow!
厨房♥准备得不错？
Good prep kitchen?
空间超大比我的厨房♥还大
[Pip] It's huge.
It's bigger than my kitchen.
- 你有屠夫？
- 是的
- You have a butcher?
- [Jeremy] Yeah.
- 是一个叫亨利的人
- 嗯
- It goes through a guy called Henry.
- Yeah.
他长得像《铁面无私》的安迪加西亚
Who looks like Andy Garcia
in The Untouchables.
不管怎么样安迪加西亚负责屠宰
So anyway, Andy Garcia does our butchery.
- 看到辣椒了吗？
- 嗯
- [Jeremy] See the chillis?
- Yeah, yeah.
这儿有各种各样的辣椒
So you get thousands and
thousands and thousands of chilli plants,
- 这是…
- 辣酱
- which is...
- Yeah.
[Pip] Hot sauce.
这些打动了皮普
[Jeremy] Having been impressed so far,
她显然对餐厅的未来充满期望
Pip was clearly expecting great things
from the restaurant itself.
我的天啊
[Pip] Oh my God!
- 很原始
- 是啊
- [Jeremy] It's quite rudimentary.
- Yeah.
[Pip] Er...
没错妈呀
Right.
Fuck.
这是厨房♥
- This is kitchen.
- [Pip laughs]
很小
That is small.
Finishing kitchen.
- 收拾厨房♥
- 还剩下什么呢？
- Where's the rest?
- What?
- 什么？
- 你要扩建吗？
Are you building out?
不不能议会不会允许的
No, can't. The council won't let us.
因为规则不是我定的
Because of the rules,
which I didn't write,
可以在建筑物外面
采用尽可能多的空间
you're allowed to have as much space
outside the building
打通里外
as there is inside it.
- 不是再建而是用伞
- 是的
- Not with a building, but with umbrellas.
- Yeah.
当你来到这时
可以一直走到那堵墙的尽头
So you probably come to here, right
the way down to the far end of that wall.
嗯
Yeah.
桌子和椅子都摆在这里
And this is all tables and chairs
as well.
我想可能要有45个客座
Yeah. You could get probably
forty-five covers, I think.
我刚刚有一个想法
And I just had a thought.
既然不能扩建厨房♥
那么可以在外面烧烤吗？
Could you not extend the kitchen a bit
and have a barbecue outside?
不行议会不允许
No. Council won't let us.
在接受了她只能
在小“鞋盒”里烹饪的事实后
[Jeremy] Having absorbed the fact
she'd be cooking in a shoebox,
皮普问我具体希望做哪些菜
Pip then asked me what exactly
I'd like to see on the menu,
希望我能给她一个准确的答复
hoping that I'd give her a precise brief.
你看过电影《小猪宝贝》吗？
Have you seen that film Babe,
with the pig?
- 主角是那头猪的
- 看过
Yeah.
你知道他晚上回家时
他妻子已经准备好晚餐了吗？
You know when he goes home at night
and his wife's there?
他们的晚饭就是
我想在餐厅里供应的那种食物
What they have for supper is sort of
what I want to serve in the restaurant.
我不知道他们吃了什么
但在我的想象中
I don't know what they have for supper,
but in my imagination,
他们吃的就是我想提供给大家的
what they eat is what I want to serve.
好的
[Pip] Right.
记住这些有价值的信息后
[Jeremy] With that valuable information
tucked away,
皮普开始工作了
Pip went off to start work.
我又回到了让奶牛怀孕
这件棘手的事上
And I went back to the tricky business
of making cows pregnant.
上一轮体外受精让迪尼成功怀孕
The last round of IVF
had worked for Deeny.
但胡椒却失败了
我们需要再给它注射一针
But not for Pepper,
who'd needed another injection.
我们到了迪尔翁还是老样子
[Jeremy] Here we are,
Dilwyn in his usual pose.
你好我可以和你握手吗？
- [Dilwyn] Hello. Can I shake your hands?
- [Lisa laughs]
今天我们来看看它到底有没有怀孕
[Jeremy] And today we'd find out
if finally she was up the duff.
对坏消息
Right, bad news.
- 你在开玩笑
- 不是没怀孕
- [Jeremy] You're joking?
- Yeah, not in calf.
该做的都做了
So everything's there.
我检查了它的卵巢一切正常
So I've checked her over,
everything's cycling.
但我看不出它受孕失败的原因
But I don't see a reason
why she can't get in calf.
可怜的老胡椒
[Jeremy] Poor old Pepper.
What's the matter with you, sweetheart?
怎么了亲爱的？
太可惜了
我必须决定你接下来何去何从
[Dilwyn] That's a shame.
You gotta decide where you want to go
from here, really.
- 我们不必…
- 能不能…
- We don't--
- [Jeremy] Can I just--
让我问问兽医
Let me ask the vet.
根据你的经验
农民在这种情况下会怎么做？
In your experience, what would
a farmer do in this situation?
放一头公牛进去
Chuck the bull in.
- 放一头公牛进去？
- 是的
- [Jeremy] Chuck the bull in?
- Yeah.
农民会去租一头公牛？
Would a farmer rent a bull?
你可以租一头公牛
[Dilwyn] You can rent a bull.
- 公牛要在里面待多久？
- 两个月
[Jeremy] And how long would the bull
have to be here?
[Dilwyn] Two months.
公牛住在里面就在通道旁边
So the bull lives here,
right alongside the footpath.
- 你不换栅栏吗？
- 得挂个牌子
[Jeremy] Don't you have
to change the fences if you...
- [Kaleb] You've gotta put some signs up.
- [Dilwyn] Yeah.
是的
这是有风险的