克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E08

Part 8 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:59 p.m.

小心！来吧！向前
大卫贝克汉姆确实现身了
[Jeremy] David Beckham
actually did turn up.
还有迪丽斯库阿特的好朋友
全国农民♥联♥盟的佐治亚
As did Diddly Squat friends,
such as Georgia,
from the National Farmers' Union.
看到你们搞得有模有样真是太好了
It's quite amazing
to see it all come together, though.
还有蒂姆和凯蒂
[Jeremy] And Tim and Katy,
who'd sold us our cows
他们之前卖♥♥了奶牛给我们
现在想尝尝牛肉的味道了
and wanted to see what they tasted like.
嘿你怎么样？
Hey! How are you?
What did you say to me about Pepper?
你想知道胡椒的情况吗？
你说了我得照顾胡椒
You said I've got to look after Pepper,
didn't you?
胡椒现在可幸福了
Exactly. And Pepper
is having a great time.
它交了男朋友
有很多美味的草可以吃
She's got a boyfriend.
She's got lots of lovely grass.
她很为胡椒感到开心
She's incredibly happy, Pepper.
所以意大利面是用硬质小麦制成的
我们在马修斯磨坊
[Charlie] The pasta's
from the germ wheat.
So it's gone down to be milled
at Matthew's Mill.
把硬质小麦磨碎
此外我们还有特殊的双零面粉
And they've got a special
double-O flour thing. So that's...
当今天这个美好温暖的夏日
迎来傍晚金色的夕阳时…
[Jeremy] As the evening light
became golden on this perfect,
warm summer's day...
[soft music]
我还不敢相信我们完成了这个壮举
[Jeremy] ...I kept pinching myself
that we'd actually done it.
我们顶着无情的反对
That we'd opened a restaurant
开设了一家餐馆
in the face of such a relentless barrage
of opposition.
但事实情况是你不是农民
[man] But the fact is,
ultimately you're not a farmer.
你是媒体人
You're a media personality.
村里有个人发起了
“叫停迪丽斯库阿特农场”的
One man in the village
has started
a "Stop Diddly Squat" crowdfunding thing.
众筹
[Jeremy sighs]
申请人的行为是可耻的
The applicant's conduct is shameful.
这是一种得寸进尺的态度
It indicates a "give me an inch
and I'll take a mile" attitude.
所有赞成拒绝此案的人请举手
[man] All those in favour of refusal,
please show.
- 他们在文首就说…
- “…在此拒绝这一申请…”
They simply say at the top...
Oh, "Hereby refuses the application."
他们不能拒绝停车场查理
[Lisa] They can't refuse
the car park, surely.
- 你可以上诉
- 向国务大臣上诉？
You can appeal.
The Secretary of State.
会是50万不是吗？
It is going to be half a million,
isn't it, when all is said and done?
如果所有事都要做的话
你有没有听说过
农民在农场里修路被否决的事？
Have you ever heard of a farmer being
turned down for a farm track?
- 从来没有
- 从来没有
- Never.
- [Jeremy] Never.
鉴于我们并没有看到
[Jeremy] And since there was still
no sign of a council official
议会的官员从山那边过来
coming over the hill,
Charlie and I decided to celebrate
查理和我决定用冰镇啤酒庆祝一下
with some of our own ice-cold beer.
我早先和养奶牛的蒂姆谈过
So, I was talking to Tim,
you know, the cow farmer, earlier,
他看着这个谷仓说：“我有个谷仓
who was looking at the barn.
And he said,
“就跟这座谷仓一样
距银石赛车场八百米
"I've got a barn," broadly speaking,
"exactly the same as this,
"and I'm half a mile from Silverstone
“那里有持续稳定的人流
"where there's a constant
throughput of people.
“我能做到吗？”
"Could I do it?"
于是我就开始想
And it made me think, do you think
farmers are gonna watch this and go,
农民看到这个会说
“这是个好主意”
"That's a really good idea"?
因为你在推特上发布了整件事
[Charlie] Since you launched the whole
thing on Twitter, farmers have said,
农民们说：“你在干什么？
你怎么做？”
"What are you doing?
How the hell are you doing that?"
说句实话这真不容易
但如果他们投入了
Let's face it, it's not easy.
时间和精力
But if they invest the time
and the effort, absolutely.
有这种想法的人很多
There are loads of these views.
很多人都有好的场地
You know, lots of people have got
wonderful places,
特殊的地方华美的建筑
special places, amazing buildings.
- 每周开两晚
- 每周两到三晚
[Jeremy] Open two nights a week.
[Charlie] Two or three nights a week.
五月、六月、七月、八月、九月
You know, May, June, July,
August, September.
不用非得这样
- It doesn't have to be...
- That's how they operate in Cornwall.
这就是他们在康沃尔
一些海边小镇的营运方式？
You know, those little seaside places,
they're open May, June...
- 他们开店营业…
- 他们在夏天忙得浑身臭汗
They work like stink in the summer.
- 挺赚钱的
- 是的
- It's really rewarding.
- It is.
我们还没有收到负面评论
他们很兴奋
[Charlie] We haven't had a negative
comment. They've all been thrilled.
他们喜欢这些食物
They love the food.
每个人都晒黑了回家
Everybody's going home with a suntan,
a little bit of a beer buzz,
还带着一丝微醺及满腹的牛肉
very full of beef.
应该感到非常满意
- [Charlie] You should be chuffed.
- [both laugh]
我们都会非常满意
[Jeremy] We all can be.
老实说不是我想出来的
I mean, honestly, it wasn't me.
我都不知道这个主意
艾伦我就想开餐厅
I didn't even have the idea.
Alan...
No, I had the idea for the restaurant,
- 是的
- 你翻了白眼
which made you roll your eyes,
and then--
- 然后…
- 是的我收回
I did roll my eyes.
I take it all back.
- 不管怎么说干得好
- 谢谢你你也是
- [Jeremy] Anyway. Well done, you.
- Thank you. And you.
[soft music]
由于我们有了自己的餐馆
[Jeremy] As we now had our own
restaurant, the next day,
第二天我把迪丽斯库阿特的
家人们集♥合♥了起来
I gathered the whole Diddly Squat
clan together, in the sunshine,
坐在阳光下享用庆功午餐
for a victory lunch.
- 为什么你有…
- 是你介绍给我的
Why have you got all the steak tartare?
- 这么说你喜欢咯？
- 我真的很喜欢
- [Kaleb] You introduced it to me.
- You like it, then?
- 它是活的
- 不是活的
- I really like it.
- It's alive.
[Jeremy] It's not alive!
- 不过这看上去很鲜活
- 那你吃
- It looks very much alive.
- [Jeremy] Then you have that.
好的
我想对大家道声谢
I would like to say thank you,
to you all.
真的谢谢大家
Really, and I mean thank you
very much to all of you.
太棒了
[Alan] Fantastic.
- 干杯伙计们
- 干杯伙计们
- [Gerald] Cheers, guys.
- Cheers, guys.
- 艾伦你真是我们的大明星
- 谢谢
- Alan, you're a rock star.
- Thank you.
- 谢谢你把餐馆建成了
- 艾伦你真是够棒
Thank you for getting this built.
- Thank you.
- You really are.
你今年都忙坏了
[Jeremy] You screwed yourself, though,
so much this year.
你花了两天就把餐馆造好
让建筑行业汗颜