克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E04

Part 2 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

自上世纪80年代中期以来
它们就成了保护动物
They are a protected species
since mid-1980s.
要防止獾引诱奶牛
To stop badger baiting.
但这已不再是个问题
But badger baiting
isn't a problem anymore.
我认为政♥府♥需要调整
So I think the government
needs to adjust
什么该保护什么不受保护
what is protected
and what is not protected
因为目前有些动物已经保护过度
because some of the animals
are over-protected at the moment.
如果我的一头奶牛感染了病菌
And if one of my cows catches it,
- 我必须用枪杀了它？
- 是的
it has to be shot?
必须的没错
Yes, it has to be, yeah.
Um...
我不知道该怎么办
I don't know what to do.
布赖恩梅到处说
You've got Brian May running
around going, "Oh, badgers are lovely,"
“獾很可爱” 每周都会跟你这么说
and Countryfile telling you every week:
“它们不可爱吗？
毛茸茸的不是吗？”
"Aren't they sweet
and aren't they fluffy,
and look at their little whiskers."
所以我不能枪杀它们
因为每个人都认为它们很可爱
So I can't shoot them
'cause everyone thinks they're sweet.
我不知道该怎么办
I don't know what to do.
你有发言权可能值得…
You've got a bit of a voice
at the moment. So it might be worth...
我有发言权因为这有这块地…
I know, but I've got a voice
'cause of this lot.
因为我有这块地
我们不能悄悄地违法吗？
And because I've got this lot we can't...
quietly break the law.
不能但是…
Yes. But the...
你们为什么不去做一个
Why don't you all go and do The Holiday
Programme or something for a week?
假期计划或一周项目什么的？
然后一周后再回来
And then come back in a week...
- 我们本可以解决獾问题
- 解决獾问题是的
We could have solved our badger problem.
We'll have solved
the badger problem, yes.
[upbeat music]
在与迪尔翁交谈之后我决定弄清
[Jeremy] Following my chat with Dilwyn,
I decided to find out how many badgers
were living on the farm.
农场里住着多少獾
你好吗汤姆？
How are you, Tom?
这意味着要请来环保主义者汤姆…
[Jeremy] Which meant calling up
conservationist Tom...
- 你还好吗？
- 我很好
- Are you well?
- Yeah, I am, yeah.
他在上一季中
[Jeremy] ...who, in the last series,
在水田鼠问题上
让我坚定了自己的立场
had put me firmly in my place
on the issue of water voles.
如果我们把整个区域都翻一遍呢？
What if we just scooped
the whole area up?
水田鼠不会知道的
然后把东西放在那边
The water vole wouldn't know.
And then go and put it over there?
- 不行杰里米不可以
- 为什么不行？
- No, Jeremy. No.
- Why not?
汤姆带来了研究獾的专家安迪
[Jeremy] Tom had brought along
badger specialist Andy.
这是它们主要会去的地方那条路
This is where they mainly go in,
that way.
我们都出发去寻找獾在这生活的证据
[Jeremy] And we all set off to look
for evidence of badger life
令人担忧的是这并没有花很长时间
which, worryingly, didn't take long.
这里有几个非常活跃的洞
[Andy] You've got a couple
of very active holes in here.
看看掘出了多少吨♥土？
You see how many tons of soil
have been kicked out?
- 这里有一个
- 天啊
- This one here.
- [Jeremy] Oh my...
这里有很多活动痕迹
[Andy] Yeah, plenty of activity
around here.
这里有一个很大的旧入口
We've got a big old sett entrance here.
- 有更多通道吗？
- 是的
- More tracks there.
- [Tom] Yeah.
看起来像是人造的不是吗？
像是维多利亚时代的下水道？
- [Jeremy] That looks man-made.
- [Tom] Yeah.
[Jeremy] It looks like
a sort of Victorian sewer.
另一个绝对非常大就通过这里
The other one is absolutely enormous
just through here.
天啊
[Jeremy] Jesus Christ!
獾的地下洞穴有多大？
How big's a badger sett under the ground?
你怎么看安迪？
[Tom] What do you think, Andy,
for this one?
其中一些可以深入地下40米
Well, some of them
can go up to forty metres
但通常是5米、10米、15米
underneath the ground.
But normally five, ten,
fifteen metres down.
周围会有几个房♥间
There'll be several chambers
dotted around.
- 5米或10米？
- 嗯米
- Five or ten metres?
- Metres, yeah.
想象一个40英尺 40米的高度
真是够大的
Well, imagine a forty-footer,
a forty-metre one.
I mean, that's enormous.
汤姆标志性的红旗直插在问题上
[Jeremy] Tom's trademark red flags
hammered home the problem.
他很快警告我别打那些
他以为我正在打的主意
And he was quick to warn me not to think
what he thought I was thinking.
很不幸你面临的是这个国家里
[Tom] Unfortunately, Jeremy,
you're facing one of the most heavily
legislated mammals in the country.
受最严厉的立法保护的哺乳动物之一
- 不能射杀它们？
- 不行
[Jeremy] You can't shoot them.
- 或者用毒气？
- 不行
- No.
- Or gas them.
- 或者填了它们的洞？
- 不行
- No.
- Or fill in their holes.
Nope.
答案永远是不行但我们可以这样
Oh, it's always "no".
But... Let's put it this way.
我有个朋友
I have a friend,
他住在附近
who lives nearby.
他在晚上的时候
And he's dealing
with his badger problem...
处理獾的问题
at night.
如果他被逮到射杀獾
What would happen to him if he were
to be caught shooting the badgers?
- 他会怎么样？
- 如果他被抓住
If he was caught, basically,
破坏洞穴伤害獾杀死獾
damaging the sett,
harming a badger,
killing a badger,
如果有证据表明你这么做了…
if there's any evidence
that follows that,
then you can be proved
that you've done it...
- 不是我的朋友干的
- 如果你的朋友这么做了
No, my friend's done it.
OK, well if your friend's done it,
他很可能要面临入狱12个月的风险
he's susceptible to risk
12 months in prison.
- 我会告诉他的
- 杀死每只獾罚款4万英镑
- Right. I'll tell him.
- £40,000 fine per badger.
- 每只獾？
- 以及每个洞穴
- Per badger?
- And per sett.
- 所以他可能有大♥麻♥烦了？
- 可能有大♥麻♥烦了
- So...
- So he could be in serious trouble.
Could be in serious trouble.
Don't disturb the setts.
不要破坏洞穴
不要
No.
[soft music]
当然洞穴是空着的可能性很小
[Jeremy] There was, of course, always
the slim chance the setts were empty.
所以为了找出答案
摄影师卡斯柏放了些地雷
So to find out, Casper the cameraman
set up some Claymores--
我指的是陷阱摄像头
I mean trap cams.
[ominous music]
结果很可怕
And the results were terrifying.
[music continues]
由于我可怜的牛群
显然面临着牛界的罗克渡口战役
[Jeremy] Since my poor herd was clearly
in the cow equivalent of Rorke's Drift...
我不得不花更多的钱
I was forced to spend even more money
安装一些防獾装置