克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E03

Part 7 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

what was once a quiet village
这里不是为如此多的人流而设计的
人们要等几个小时才能进去
that is not designed for so much traffic.
People wait for hours to get in.
他们不尊重这个地区
They do not respect the area."
反对的就是这种情况
- That is the case against.
- [Jeremy] Jesus!
让我们听听
来自斯卡伯勒的朱莉吉布的看法
Let's hear from Julie,
who's in Scarborough.
下午好杰里米
[Julie] Good afternoon, Jeremy.
我们最近在科茨沃尔德度假
We've been on holiday
this week in the Cotswolds.
我们开车经过看到所有的奶牛…
We drove past and saw all the cars...
[soft music]
因为这一切
[Jeremy] With all this going on,
我只想躲在田野里
all I wanted to do was hide myself away
in the fields.
于是我便这么做了
So I did.
我喜欢这个时段开着拖拉机出门
[Jeremy] I love this part of the day.
Heading out in the tractor.
如此宁静
It's just so peaceful.
你们知道《阿甘正传》的结局
当福雷斯特开着割草机
You know at the end of Forrest Gump,
when Forrest is on his little ride-on
mower doing the village green
穿过阿♥拉♥巴马州格林顿绿色村庄时
[with a Southern American accent]
in Greenbow, Alabama?
我现在和他的感受一样
That's how I feel here.
我一生中经历过那么多的冒险
All those adventures I've had in my life,
and yet...
但最后
我却来干这个
I've ended up doing this!
而我喜欢这份工作我喜欢
And I love it. I just love it!
卡莱布需要用除草剂泡一下这个
Kaleb needs to give this
a damned good soaking
with the weed killer,
he really does.
他真的有必要
因为我想今年在这里播种春大麦
'Cause I think spring barley's
going in this field this year,
这很重要
which is important,
因为我们要用大麦做我们的大…
because that's gonna be used
to make our...
该死的
- [crash]
- Fucking hell.
我撞到了电线杆
I hit the telegraph pole.
Shit, shit, shit.
该死的！
好吧
Okay.
该死的
Shit.
[sighs]
我把它弄坏了
I've broken it.
整个…都折弯了
That whole...
that's all been bent back.
你们可以看到这些朝向…它们应该…
You can see those are now pointing...
They should be...
我把这个弄断了
And I've broken that one.
该死的
Shit.
他们为什么要把电线杆放在这？
I mean, why have they put
a telegraph pole there?
只有一种办法
能让目前的情况变得更糟
[Jeremy] There was only one way
this situation could get any worse.
该死的
[Kaleb] Fuck!
- 你把你的玩意毁了？
- 没有
- Were you on your phone?
- No.
你彻底搞砸了
You fucked up big time now.
- 该死的
- 我把那个也弄断了
- Fucking hell!
- I did that one as well.
你真是个傻瓜
You're such a muppet!
每次都搞砸
Every time!
我知道
I know, I know, I know.
如果我们把它弄直
它就会断掉不是吗？
If we straighten that out
it's just gonna come off, isn't it?
是的你需要把整个一起弄直
It will just snap off. You need
to straighten the whole thing out.
切断然后重新焊接
It'll probably be better to cut it off
and re-weld it back on.
你的焊接技术怎么样？
- [Jeremy] How good are you at welding?
- [Kaleb] You're sorting it out.
你要解决这个事
- 什么？我不会焊接
- 你要解决这个事
- What?
- You're sorting that out.
I can't weld!
你要解决这个事
But you're sorting that out.
天啊
Jesus! Look how well...
I've done all this this morning.
我今天把这片的活都干了
我之前就已经干完半块地了
I've already done half the field!
- 你没有
- 我有
- You haven't!
- I have!
你没有跑这边
You have not done this field.
我有我已经完成了一半
I have! I've done half the field.
- 你之前为什么不告诉我？
- 因为这很明显
Why didn't you tell me you had?
一半的地已经完成了
It's obvious. You come out here
and look: half the field's done!
好吧我没看出来
- You can see...
- I couldn't see that.
- 你看不出区别吗？
- 看不出
- You couldn't see the difference?
- No.
后来我们讨论了
配电板的电线杆损坏问题
[Jeremy] We then discussed
the electricity board's damaged pole.
你最好给他打电♥话♥ 告诉他们
You betta ring 'em up and tell 'em.
- 他们刚翻新了这些
- 我知道他们刚翻新
- They just renewed all these.
- I know they have.
我们为什么不忽略这件事呢？
Why don't we just ignore it?
它造成的破坏更严重…
It's only superficial.
It's done more damage...
我可能会打电♥话♥给他们
告诉他们他们欠我一个新耙犁
I might ring them up and tell them
they owe me for a new disc.
你们把电线杆插在我的地里
"You put a telegraph pole
in the middle of my field
我太笨了我没能绕过它
and I'm that stupid, I can't go round it,
so therefore now you owe--"
当时真的有雾我没看到它
It was really foggy.
I couldn't see it.
该死的
[Jeremy] Shit.
我以为此时我的屈辱时刻已经结束了
[Jeremy] I thought at this point
my humiliation was complete.
但显然没有
But apparently not.
你好请问有什么问题？
Hi.
- [Charlie] What's the problem?
- [Kaleb] Tell him the problem, Jeremy.
告诉他是什么问题杰里米
我出了事故
[sighs] I've had an accident.
该死的
[Charlie] Bloody hell.
你把它弄折了
- I mean, you've ripped it off!
- [Jeremy] Yeah.
是的
把机器完全弄坏了
[Kaleb] You wrote the machine off!
问题是这不是我们的机器
[Charlie] The problem is,
this isn't ours.
这只是在…
It's only on...
This is a demonstrator.
这是一个展示品
所以…
So...
好的
OK.
- 这东西多少钱？
- 两万英镑
How much is this thing?
- [Charlie] Twenty thousand quid.
- [Jeremy] Oh for fuck's sake.
老天啊
[cockerel crowing]
Can't You See" by
The Marshall Tucker Band playing]
随着那台旧的耕耘机退役
[Jeremy] With the old cultivator
brought out of retirement,
我们最后也完成了工作
we eventually got the job done.
[music continues]
然后我们启用了钻头
Then we fired up the drill...
好的开始
Right, here we go.
把种子播种到地里
[Jeremy] And set about getting
the seeds in the ground.
[music continues]
仍然使用传统的无线电交流
Accompanied, as ever,
by the traditional radio exchanges.
现在变了这只是一台拖拉机
[Jeremy] Now it's changed.
The tractor
zero-kilometre-an-hour thing
时速零公里指示灯在向我闪烁
is flashing at me.
你把风扇弄坏了是吗？
You've knocked your fan out, haven't you?
怎么会这样？我没有碰任何按钮
How the fuck can I have done that?