克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E02

Part 5 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

[mooing]
我希望以后不会再发生这样的事
[Jeremy] I was hoping this would be
a one-off incident.
[lively music]
但事实证明小牛比公鸡更擅长逃脱
But it turned out the calves
were even more escape-y
than the cockerels.
奶牛出来了
Hello, the cows are out.
真该死
Fucking hell!
我真的很抱歉
I'm really, really sorry.
[he whistles]
三、四、六、八、九
[Kaleb] Two, four, six, eight, nine.
[lively music]
很好！
Good.
我真的很抱歉
[Kaleb] I'm really sorry.
杰拉德！它们又出来了
All right, Gerald?
They got out again.
Now they're away from their mums,
you'll have a job to keep them in!
[Gerald speaking indistinctly]
I was surprised to see
they wasn't back up there with them.
They decide to just crack
and go through it.
You've got three strands of bush
nearly all round
to keep cattle in, haven't you?
But you know.
等一下
[Jeremy] Hold on.
这是它们的蹄印
This is their hoof marks.
它们已经到这边来了
They've come through here.
今天凌晨2点
Two o'clock this morning,
鸡舍的电♥话♥闹钟叫醒了我
每天晚上2点
I get the alarm on the phone,
hen houses have gone wrong,
happens every night at two.
然后6点操作相机的人
打来了电♥话♥ 奶牛又跑出来了
And then six o'clock,
the man operating
that camera's on the phone.
"Your cows are out, again."
天啊你们去哪了？
God, where are you? Fern!
牛屎粪便牛粪
Cow pat. Faeces. Cow faeces.
它们在那里
There they are.
[soft music]
来吧奶牛们
[Jeremy] Come on, cows.
毫无疑问大早上把奶牛圈起来
[Jeremy] There was no doubt
that the early morning cow round-up
是开始新的一天的好方式
was a lovely way to start the day.
来吧
[soft music continues]
乖乖牛
[Jeremy] Good cows.
但这是10天内的第四次逃跑
[Jeremy] But this was the fourth escape
in ten days.
我必须把牧场的栅栏修好
So I had to do a proper job
of mending the fence in their field.
那个是你修的吗？
[Kaleb] Did you repair that?
不是我你能不能看看…
是你修的不是吗？
It wasn't me!
That was you, wasn't it?
这真是太可怕了看看这个！
That's fucking appalling! Look at it!
我承认这在美学上并不令人愉悦
I'll grant you
it's not aesthetically pleasing.
卡莱布告诉我农民
通常会如何处理这个问题
[Jeremy] Kaleb then instructed me
on how farmers would typically deal
with this problem.
- 就是这样扶住那边
- 你要我这样做吗？
- That's it and then you hold it...
- You want me to do this?
然后找一根杆在这扶住杆
我会把那根杆推到这个后面
[Kaleb] Yeah. And then get a post
and hold the post as well there,
and then I'll push that post
in behind this one.
- 听懂了吗？
- 没有
- That make sense?
- No.
这很简单
It's easy.
开始吧
There you go.
- 这根放在后面
- 这根放这里
- Right, and that's gonna go behind...
- This post here.
我用两只手臂扶着栅栏
- That one.
- Yeah.
[Jeremy] So I hold the fence up
with two arms
然后我用另一只手拿起新的杆
and then with my other arm
I pick up that new post
用我的另一只胳膊量一下
and then measure it with my other arm.
是的这并不难
Yeah, it's not hard.
[engine]
[grunts]
好了
There it is.
不你不…
No. You don't...
该死的兄弟
fucking hell, mate.
这很安全不是吗？
This is totally safe, isn't it? Yeah.
我肯定每一本关于
农场安全的手册上都有这个
I'm sure this is in every manual
on how to stay safe on the farm.
现在不要放低你会把我的手弄断的
Shit, don't lower it now,
you'll break my arm off.
我用这个扶着
[Kaleb] I'll hold it with this.
不卡莱布我不喜欢…这太荒谬了
No, Kaleb, I don't like...
That's ridiculous.
没关系现在把杆拿来
[Kaleb] It's fine. Now get the post.
你准备好扶栅栏了吗？
[Kaleb] You ready to hold this fence?
- 什么？
- 扶着栅栏你准备好了吗？
- What?
- [Kaleb] Hold the fence. You ready?
[Jeremy screams]
该死的！天啊！
Ah, fucking hell!
Shit!
- 该死的！
- 你没事吧？
Fuck!
我有事
- [Kaleb] You all right?
- No.
等一下
Oh, hang on.
该死的！不知道这行不行
[shouts in pain]
Oh fuck no! I'm not sure this is good.
[groans]
[pants]
[Jeremy pants]
- 你想打电♥话♥问丽莎要镇痛冰袋吗？
- 不想
[Kaleb] Do you want me to ring Lisa
for a bag of peas?
[Jeremy] No.
这次事故提醒我去做一件
[Jeremy] This incident reminded me
that it was time to do something
一直被我拖延的事
that I'd been putting off forever.
您好欢迎观看农业健康与安全
[woman] Hello, and welcome
to Agriculture Health and Safety.
本课程将帮助您识别和管理安全风险
This Lantra course,
developed with HSE assistance,
will help you identify
and manage safety risks.
如果您是农场管♥理♥员♥
您需要为您自身和您的员工
If you control or manage the farm,
you are legally responsible
for your safety
承包商和访客
and that of your employees,
contractors, visitors
以及所有被您工作影响的人的
安全问题承担责任
and anyone affected by...
把上层的捆包叠在一起
...so that lower supporting bails
are stabilised
扣紧稳定支撑包…
by overlapping and interlocking
upper bails...
安全法始终使适用
If you're a self-employed farmer,
safety law applies to you.
合规的做法能保护您让您…
Compliance with the law protects you,
天啊
- makes you much less likely to be hurt...
- [yawning] God.
将工作场所的所有架空电力线
[woman] ...your boundaries
and mark them on a map.
标记在地图上进行风险评估
Do a risk assessment.
您和承包商应了解调查结果
You and the contractor
should be aware of these findings.
为员工提供信息、指导和培训
Provide information, instruction
and training to your employees
如涉及承包商的工作
还应提供任何有关信息…
if they are involved
in any work with the contractor.
You should also provide
any information to...
幸好有卡莱布把我
[Jeremy] Mercifully,
Kaleb eventually rescued me
从健康和安全指示的折磨中拯救出来
from the torture
of Health and Safety instructions
他打电♥话♥告诉我
我们巨大的新水箱已经到了
by calling to say our giant
new water tank had arrived.
- 能装两万升水
- 是的
[Jeremy] 20,000 litres of water.
含游离氧的软雨水从屋顶流到这
[Kaleb] Yeah.
Free oxygenated soft rainwater
will come off that roof and into here.
[back-up beeper]
[laughs]
没错小丑一个
Clown.
[Jeremy] Right.