克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E06

Part 7 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

And butterflies.
好吧这太不可思议了
Well, I think that's incredible.
这里又是另一种美看
[Jeremy] Oh, hello.
There's another beauty here, look.
那就是米德兰风格
- And that's Midlands?
- [woman] Yes.
他们做了奥斯丁奥莱格罗
和莫里斯马里纳
[Jeremy] Yeah, they made
the Austin Allegro and the Morris Marina,
他们确实给我们留下了最棒的树篱
the Midlands.
But they do give us the best hedge.
That's a beautiful hedge.
漂亮的树篱
米德兰伯明翰
Yeah. Is Midlands Birmingham?
[upbeat music]
终于五个小时过去了
[Jeremy] Eventually,
the five hours were up.
栅栏匠人们去帐篷里吃午饭
The fencemakers went off
to have lunch in the marquee.
西蒙考威尔和阿曼达霍顿
开始进来评审
And Simon Cowell and Amanda Holden
moved in to start judging.
它没有顺着树篱的底部
否则可以做得更好
It's not following
the flow of the hedge.
But otherwise,
they've done a very good job.
我不嫉妒他们的任务
[Jeremy] I did not envy their task,
因为现在整片场地
都成了一件艺术品
because the whole length of the field
was now a work of art.
[soft music]
评审结束到了颁奖时刻了
Judging over,
it was time for the prizegiving.
北萨默塞特锦标赛的季军
是科林克拉特巴克
Third place in the North Somerset class
is Colin Clutterbuck.
干得好科林
[Jeremy] Well done, Colin.
亚军是来自北萨默塞特的
Second place in the North Somerset,
Alex Bown.
亚历克斯鲍恩
宣布亚军后
[Jeremy] With the runners-up sorted,
我和卡莱布将宣布冠军
Kaleb and I then had to announce
the overall winner.
树篱搭建竞赛季军
搭建树篱竞赛亚军
我们也能说会道的
And we were very slick.
没错要宣布冠军了
Right, so, this is it.
The supreme champion.
拥有无上荣耀的冠军
- 我们知道是谁吗？
- 是的
- Do we know who it is?
- [man] Yes.
我们…今天的至尊冠军…
- I mean, we...
- [laughter]
- [man] The supreme champion today...
- [Jeremy and Kaleb arguing]
我知道但我需要知道名字
I know, but I need to know the name.
'Cause we...
保罗古利福德
[man] Paul Gulliford.
[cheers]
他成功了恭喜
He's done it. Congratulations.
当地的报纸会报道你
Now you're gonna have
your local newspaper...
I've gotta come round by you, have I?
你拿着那一端
You hold that one end.
谢谢大家的到来希望你们玩得愉快
Thank you all ever so much for coming.
We hope you enjoyed your day
希望你们在电视上看到自己会很开心
and we hope you enjoy
watching yourselves on television.
你会开心的因为你赢了
所有其他人都被剪掉了
Well, you will 'cause you won.
Everybody else is being edited out.
[laughter]
[lively music]
在修剪树篱中度过这美好的周末
然后迎来了周一
[Jeremy] On the Monday after
the wonderful hedge-laying weekend,
我去了农场商店
艾伦已经修建好了新屋顶
I went to the farm shop,
because Alan had finished the new roof.
- 早上好
- 早上好
- [Jeremy] Morning, Alan.
- [Alan] Morning, Jeremy. All right?
- 不错吧？
- 很棒
[Jeremy] Good work.
You've done a bloody good job.
你做得很好
这是我见你动作最快的一次
That's the fastest
I've ever seen you move.
- 这不是
- 这是
- No, it's not.
- Yeah, it is.
真的很快
Yeah, that's bloody quick.
艾伦也在忙着收拾店铺
[Jeremy] Alan had also been busy
making the shop ready
为消防检查员到来做好准备
for the arrival of the fire inspector.
安全出口
安全出口
保持畅通
火灾警报器在这上面
Fire alarm's up there,
just if you don't know there's a fire.
还有一个烟雾报♥警♥器
And a smoke alarm.
"Ah!" Panic, panic.
- 好可怕
- 这是规定的吗？
- Is that the rules?
- Yeah, yeah. Listen.
是的灭火器就在那儿
如果你要灭火的话
Fire extinguisher's there,
in case you wanna put it out.
我们在这上面挂了一盏灯
We had to put a light up there, look.
应急灯可在黑暗中使用
我们在4点关门
Emergency light in case it gets dark
and we shut at four.
我在门上贴了标志
And I put signs on the door
in case nobody knows which way to run.
让大家知道要怎么走
安全出口
[Jeremy laughs]
消防检查员随后便到了
[Jeremy] The fire inspector then arrived.
- 很高兴见到你
- 消防官员
- Jeremy. Nice to meet you.
- [Alan] Fire officer.
虽然艾伦已经巨细无遗
[Jeremy] And though Alan
had been very thorough,
但这个小伙子认为
我们还可以做得更好
this chap reckoned
we could go further still.
我建议在外面阴暗的地方
I would maybe just suggest
some emergency lighting on the outside
提供一些应急照明
to cover any darkness.
抱歉是在这外面点灯吗？
I'm sorry, light out here?
应急照明
Yeah, emergency lighting.
如果外面很黑人群需要疏散…
So if it's dark outside
and people obviously have to evacuate.
这不是波音747
You know it's not a Boeing 747 this?
It's just a shop.
- 这只是一家商店
- 是的
[fire officer] Yeah.
最重要的是消防检查员很高兴
[Jeremy] Bottom line, though,
the fire inspector was happy
屋顶的样式就是议会想要的样子
and the roof was how the council
wanted it to be.
我们现在需要获得
铺设砾石的规划许可
All we needed now, then,
was planning permission
to put down some gravel
to make a car park.
来建设停车场
查理有记事本和笔
[Lisa] Uh-oh.
Charlie's got a notepad and pen.
几天后
[Jeremy] And a couple of days later,
查理顺道来讨论规划者的决议
Charlie dropped round
with the planner's decision.
“合理的案例表明
[Jeremy mutters
while reading the letter]
“这与现有的农场经济规模
"Would not be compatible
or consistent in scale
“不兼容或一致”
"with the existing farming business..."
别无选择
- They didn't give us an alternative.
- "Visibly intrusive..."
他们只是高高在上地说…
They simply say at the top that the--
- 通知
- “特此拒绝申请”
- "Notice."
- Oh, "Hereby refuses the application."
他们不能拒绝停车场查理
[Lisa] They can't refuse the car park,
Charlie.
他们拒绝了一切
Well, they've refused everything now.
他们拒绝了餐厅、停车场
他们拒绝一切
They've refused the restaurant,
the car park.
They've just refused everything.
这个决定的奇怪之处在于
The strange thing about this decision
is that this is--
- 没通过委员会就做了决定
- 没通过委员会
They've just done this
without the committee.
[Charlie] They've done this
without committee.
他们没有问顾问只是自己做决定
So they haven't asked councillors,
they've just decided on their own.
所有规划申请都应该
Do you know all planning applications
are meant to be treated
以积极和创造性的方式处理