克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E03

Part 3 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

And the planning process,
we have to please a lot of people.
我们有警♥察♥和高速公路
So we've got the police.
We've got the highways.
高速公路就在农场商店旁边
You know, and highways
are really on the farm shop.
警♥察♥每隔一天都会在这停下
监视交通
The police stop every other day
to monitor traffic.
所以我们必须恰到好处地
获取进出的权限
So we've gotta get the access
in and out just right.
我们进行了考古调查
We've got archaeological surveys.
生态调查我们必须做对的事
We've got ecological surveys
we've gotta get right.
牛津郡议会
Oxfordshire county council will,
you know,
想知道这个项目的经济利益
want to know that it has
an economic benefit.
我们必须说服当地人
We have to convince the Area
of Outstanding Natural Beauty
这个项目不会破坏当地的自然美景
that it won't be a blot
on the landscape.
我们必须让他们知道
我们在哪种植树篱和灌木
So we've gotta let them know
where we're planting
each hedge and each bush
让整个山谷都不会受到光污染
so there's not light
pollution coming across the valley.
这包含大量的工作和繁文缛节
我们必须把它做好
It's a huge amount of work and red tape
and we've gotta get it absolutely right.
不能在乡村中显得很突兀
It's not just something that's plonked,
you know, in the middle
of the countryside.
[soft music]
同时回到农场上兽医迪尔翁到访
[Jeremy] Meanwhile, back on the farm,
Dilwyn the vet paid a visit.
但这一次不是因为
他要把他的手放在动物的屁♥股♥里
Though, for once,
not because he had to put his arm up
an animal's bottom.
不准打架拜托了好狗狗
No fighting. Come on.
Good dog.
Good dog.
[Dilwyn] Look at that!
- 你的农场不能不养狗
- 看看它们
You can't have a farm
and not have dogs.
[Dilwyn] Oh, look at them.
Aren't they gorgeous!
- 它们多漂亮啊
- 不是吗？
- 嗯
- 它们是姐妹
[Jeremy] Aren't they? They're sisters.
- 好的
- 而且是狐狸色的拉布拉多犬
[Dilwyn] All right.
[Jeremy] And they're fox-coloured
Labradors.
- 周围不多
- 周围没有
- Not many around.
- No.
没有
[Dilwyn] No.
嘿小狗们嘿
Hey then, pups.
- 需要给它们驱虫
- 是的
- But they're gonna need worming.
- Yeah.
- 植入微芯片
- 是的
- Microchipping.
- Yes.
- 还有…
- 接种疫苗
- [Jeremy] And...
- Vaccinating.
- 接种疫苗
- 是的
- [Jeremy] Vaccinating.
- Yeah.
真是最可爱的狗
[Jeremy] They are simply
the most adorable things.
我要把你翻过来挠你的肚子
[Dilwyn] Come here!
[Jeremy] I'm gonna roll you over
and I'll tickle your tummy. There.
现在就是这样了在我的认知范围内
I mean, this is it now,
as far as I'm concerned.
农场的事告一段落
Farming's sort of over.
好狗狗
Oh. Good dog. Good dog.
我想花一整天的时间
给这两个小家伙扔球
[Jeremy] But, much as I wanted
to spend all day throwing balls
for these two,
但显然农场还有事要忙
there was obviously a farm to run.
随着秋天来临
And, with autumn upon us,
我们要播种明年的庄稼
that meant getting next year's crops
into the ground.
[soft music]
《克拉克森的农场》第一季播出后
After the first series
of Clarkson's Farm was aired,
许多农民都在狠狠地嘲笑我
I was mocked cruelly
by many farmers,
他们说我的三米耕耘机
相对拖拉机来说太小了
who said that my three-metre cultivator
was too small
for my tractor.
但这次他们不会嘲笑我
因为我弄到一个新的
Well, they won't be mocking
this time around,
because I've got a new one.
[dramatic music]
就是这个
[Jeremy] This is it.
一块基于科学和重工原理的
A huge and complex
six-metre-wide slab
of science
巨大且复杂的六米宽厚板
and heavy engineering.
还好我有一台巨大的拖拉机
Good job I have such a big tractor.
行了
Right.
作业一起重开始
Job one: lifting.
Up we go.
[engine revving]
该死的！
Oh! Shit, shit, shit!
Whoa!
放下
Down.
如果我不举起那么高…
这就是答案是的
What if I don't lift it up so much?
That's the answer, isn't it? Yeah.
好的试着起来走起
All right, let's just try again. Up.
Oh!
天啊
Jesus Christ!
什么…
What the...
不这不妙怎么回事？
No, this is not good. What the hell?
天啊
Christ.
不出所料
乡下版尤达大♥师♥在这一刻出现了
[Jeremy] Predictably, the rural Yoda
chose that moment to turn up.
它不动了
It won't move!
你后面的机器有四吨♥重
'Cause you've got 4 tons
of machine on the back!
Well, it's...
[stuttering]
别人是怎么做到的？
How does anybody else manage?
前面需要一个重量你个傻瓜
You need a front weight, you muppet!
[upbeat music]
在卡莱布加上重量后…
[Jeremy] Once Kaleb
had attached the weight...
装好了这样就不会出问题了吗？
Right, is that gonna stop the problem?
应该没问题
Should be fine.
[upbeat music continues]
我出发去地里
[Jeremy] ...I set off to the field.
我前面有1.5吨♥
I've got one and a half tons
on the front,
背后有4吨♥ 中间有9吨♥
four tons on the back
and nine tons in the middle.
今早拉的东西还真重
This is a heavy rig this morning.
我们到地里了
Here we are, at the field.
这台机器不是我们之前用的耕耘机
So what this machine does,
it's not a cultivator
like we used to use.
这当然不是犁那个对环境有害
It's certainly not a plough,
which is really bad for the environment.
随着它往前开它会刺♥激♥
As it...
As it goes along,
it encourages all the stuff
这些去年没有收割的东西
like this that wasn't properly
harvested last year,
和泥土混合重新开始生长
to mix with the soil
and start growing again.
当它开始生长时
我们就会来杀死一切
Then when it starts to grow,
we come along, kill everything,
然后就会有一片空地来种
and then we have a blank canvas
on which to grow next year's crop.
明年的庄稼
我不明白这个想法但我知道怎么做
I don't understand it either.
But anyway, I know how to do it.
[engine revving]
降低
Lowering.
开始
Here we go.
[upbeat music]
我在种地
I'm farming!
我刚刚意识到我之前
就是在这片地上开始了我的农业生涯
I just realised, I actually began
my farming career in this very field.
现在这是我为2022年