克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E08

Part 7 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:59 p.m.

There's an electrical problem
down the other end.
[Gerald's phone ringing]
Hello?
Up at the farm shop,
and there's people here.
Somebody's gonna go whoosh...
But, you know.
用餐时间要推迟一小会
电气方面有点问题
There's been a small delay.
It's an electrical problem, I hear.
所以还要再等一会才能上车
So there will be a little bit
of a wait to get on.
你需要多久？
How long are you gonna be?
五分钟
Five minutes.
我能把这些放到车的后备箱吗？
Can I put this in the back of my car
and take it away?
我觉得我们得先拖地
[woman] I think we need to mop first.
不能这样顾客已经来了
We can't, the guests are here.
Fuck it, it's a farm.
该死这里是农场
[sighs]
不能再这样了你在等谁？
Never again.
我必须把这些交给女服务员
Who are you waiting for?
[man] I need to drop off these
for the waitresses.
好吧给你一个提示
Well, here's a tip.
如果你有事要做先把车开走
If you've got a job to do,
get out the car and fucking run,
先开走我们要把车弄走
because we need to move this car.
见鬼又来了一辆车是谁啊？
Oh, fucking hell, there's another one
coming down. Who's this?
你这是在干什么呀？
What the fuck are you doing?
- 什么？
- 送食物
- What?
- We've got your food.
好的去卸货吧
Good. Drop it off.
在这一刻我意识到自己的厨师梦
[Jeremy] At this point, I realised
that my inner Gordon Ramsay
看来是弊多利少
was doing more harm than good.
So I made a decision.
所以我做了一个决定
我准备去别的地方
I'm gonna move myself now.
我们的东家在餐馆
I just love the way our host is leaving,
开张前五分钟绝尘而去我也是醉了
about five minutes after
the restaurant was meant to open.
好了所有人各就各位
Well, all hands on deck.
[overlapping conversations]
我这里有水给大家
[Kaleb] I've got some water, everyone.
Anyone want some water?
有人要喝水吗？
给
There we go. There we go.
我说再过五分钟开张
I keep saying "five minutes"
and "five minutes"
客人心想：“这家伙满嘴跑火车”
and then people are just thinking,
"He's talking shit now."
[Pip] Whoa. Tom, what's going on?
愉快的一天现在怎么样？
我们能快点吗？把这个拿出来
Can we just hurry up?
Take that out.
把这些都挪到这里
Move this all down there.
- 煮面机坏了
- 有点问题了
The pasta cooker is not working?
Yeah. There's a fault on it.
There's a problem on the appliance.
这个设备有问题
好吧你们就一走了之吗？
OK. So you're just going?
可我们无能为力
Well, there's nothing we can do.
九个拿九个
[Pip] Nine. Nine of them.
快
Come on.
我要让顾客们上车了不管了
I'm gonna load everyone up, fuck it.
走到头回到这边
[Kaleb] You have to walk right to the end
and then come back down to this side.
是的谢谢你
[lively music]
巧合的是卡莱布做出了正确的决定
[Jeremy] As it happened,
Kaleb had made the right call,
他把顾客载到了餐馆
because as he ferried the guests
to the site,
皮普的团队显然已经习惯了这种压力
Pip's team,
clearly used to this kind of pressure,
他们开始做出食物了
had started to make actual food.
橄榄油柠檬汁
[Pip] Olive oil, lemon juice.
Six, seven, eight.
六、七、八
我吃了镇静药之后王者归来
[Jeremy] Then, having taken a calm pill,
I came back.
欢迎大家
Welcome, everybody.
我知道
前来餐馆的方式有点不同寻常
Slightly unusual way to arrive
at a restaurant, I know.
无论如何大家从后面下车好了
But anyway, I'll get you off the back.
And there we are.
把那个拿开
[Jeremy] Put that away.
什么？
[Kaleb] What?
准备好走起
[Pip] Yeah, ready. Go.
你们好今天好吗？
[woman] Hello, guys. How's it going?
谢谢
[guest] Wow. Thank you.
希望你们准备好迎接盛宴
[woman] I hope you guys are ready
for a feast.
好嘞再来一份
[Pip] OK, just one more portion.
我用巴塞尔弗尔蒂式的嗓音
陪伴着顾客他们大快朵颐
[Jeremy] The diners tucked in,
to the accompaniment of either me,
in Basil Fawlty mode...
- 你好吗？很高兴你能来
- 你好
- How are you?
- Hello.
Good, good. Nice of you to come.
Thank you.
欢迎谢谢你们到来
Hello.
Welcome. Thank you for coming.
然后查理在在小麦的事情上
说得太多了
[Jeremy] Or Charlie, telling them more
than they needed to know about wheat...
意大利面由硬质小麦制成
Germ wheat in the pasta.
我尤其为硬质小麦感到自豪
I'm particularly proud of the germ wheat,
因为它们通常在意大利种植
'cause it normally grows in Italy.
我把小麦种在伯里希尔下面
And I grew it below Bury Hill south.
- 你们觉得好吃吗？
- 很美味
[Jeremy] Was that fine? Were you all...
- [woman] Absolutely delicious.
- Good. Thank you. Thank you.
谢谢
最困难的事情
是从意大利获得硬质小麦作种
The hardest thing was getting
the germ wheat from Italy,
因为它们在加来海关停留了十天
as the seed, through customs.
It sat at Calais for ten days.
[lively music]
One on there as well.
- 是的
- 是的
- [man] Yeah.
- [Pip] Yeah.
- 你们那里怎么样伙计们？
- 太棒了
- How are you doing in there, guys?
- [woman] Amazing.
真的非常好
- It's really nice.
- Yummy.
有些顾客要上厕所了
[Jeremy] Inevitably,
the moment then arrived
when someone needed to visit the loos,
但厕所在农田另一端的商店里
which were at the farm shop
on the other side of the field.
我早觉察到了这个问题
Recognising that this
might be an issue...
而且已经建立了一个快速护送方案
I'd laid on a rapid-response
delivery system.
[laughter]
现在我们吓得不敢去了
[man] We're all too scared to go now.
不过查理的老♥毛♥病又犯了
所以快速方案变成了慢速
[Jeremy] But sadly, the process
was slowed down somewhat
by Charlie being Charlie again.
你得穿上防护设备才能上厕所
这是很严肃的
You need to get
your protective equipment on to use...
我说她得戴上头盔穿上保护服装
It's serious.
[woman] Look, she's got to put a helmet
and a suit on!
还有帽子
[Charlie] Yeah, and then
there's the hat. OK.
好的抱歉
我这是遵守健康和安全规则
Sorry, we're just following
health and safety rules.
[engine revving]
[woman screams]
Oh hell.
[chuckles]
[lively music]
上厕所的小插曲过去了
[Jeremy] Loo breaks aside,
顾客们享受着美食谈笑风生
people did seem to be enjoying
themselves and our food.
整个下午客人络绎不绝
And throughout the afternoon,
a steady stream of guests came and went.
非常感谢你
Aw. Thank you very much.
我不怪他
I don't blame him.
向前马上！
Forward, forward.
Mind now. Watch out. Come on, forward.