克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E07

Part 6 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

我可以把这台机器调平整吗？
把顶部的上拉杆拉出来一点
[Kaleb] Can I just...
Level this machine up.
Push it out on the top link a little bit.
我讨厌他走到拖拉机后面的器具中间
I hate it when he goes
between whatever implement's
on the back and the tractor.
现在任何时候都可能发出吱吱声
Any minute now
there'll be a squelching sound.
然后是警报声
然后是法官敲槌的声音
And then a siren.
And then a gavel.
然后是我蹲在牢房♥里尖叫的声音
And then...
the sound of me squealing in a jail cell.
[lively music]
卡莱布完成他的任务后
[Jeremy] Once Kaleb had done
whatever it was he did,
我又开始忙活了
I got going again.
没错每小时十公里
Right. Ten KPH.
其实我有一项任务
[Jeremy] And basically, I had one job.
用我的记号♥笔在田野里划出一个凹槽
I was making a groove in the field
with my marker
这样在回程时
so that on the return leg,
如果那个凹槽位于引擎盖中间
if I kept that groove
in the middle of my bonnet,
我就知道刚好是距离
I'd know I was exactly three metres
已经种下的那块地三米远
from the bit of the field
I'd already planted.
视线不要离开杰里米眼睛盯着
[Jeremy] Don't take your eyes off it,
Jeremy.
Keep your eyes on it.
眼睛盯着
Keep your eyes on it.
然而在我转弯之后
[Jeremy] However, after I turned round,
我意识到由于这片土地的耕种方式
I realised that because of the way
this field had been cultivated,
从我坐的地方看凹槽是看不见的
the groove from where I was sitting
was invisible.
该死的
[Jeremy] Fucking hell.
现在完全没主意了
Absolutely no idea here.
根本看不出来
Simply not visible.
想要找寻这台机器之前的行驶轨迹
Trying to see effectively
where a very small metal beetle
has been wandering along the field.
一点用也没有
It's not doing anything.
在大部分地里开了两趟
而一些地根本没有开过
I'm going over most of the field twice
and some of the field not at all.
该死的
Oh fucking hell!
等庄稼长大了我会遇到更大的麻烦
I'm gonna be in so much trouble
when this grows.
这种子太贵了不能老是出错
This seed is too expensive
to keep cocking it up.
我不知道我在这里做什么
卡莱布我看不到标记
[Jeremy through speaker] I dunno
what I'm doing here, Kaleb.
I can't bloody see this marker.
我看不到
I just can't see it.
我准备好了迎接之前常有的那种训斥
[Jeremy] I braced myself
for the customary bollocking.
但令人惊讶的是并没有发生
But amazingly, it didn't arrive.
这太难了我承认这一点
如果你错过了什么我不会抱怨的
[Kaleb] That's hard. I'll give you that.
I'm not gonna moan at you
if you miss any.
卡莱布决定用他的滚筒
在田间压出一条波浪线
[Jeremy] Kaleb then decided
to use his roller
to make a wavy line in the field...
[upbeat music]
这样当我的金属甲虫
爬过一块新的平整的土地时
So that when my metal beetle
went over a newly flattened bit of soil,
我就能够看到它的标记
I'd be able to see the mark it made.
你认为你弯来弯去的
So you think I'm gonna be able
to see the lines,
我就能看见线条？
now that you've done that zig-zag thing?
嗯
[Kaleb] Yeah.
你现在看出区别了吗？
You see the difference now?
是的我可以看出你走过的地方
[Jeremy] Yes.
I can see where you have been.
[upbeat music continues]
他是对的这是革命性的
He's right, this is... transformatory.
我现在知道怎么做了
I can do this now.
迪丽斯库阿特的团队合作
拯救了我的素食培根
[Jeremy] A bit of Diddly Squat teamwork
had saved my vegan bacon.
你现在走的路线是对的
[Kaleb] Where you are now,
you're bang on, absolutely bang on.
- 完全正确
- 嗯
Yeah.
好了真是太好了
There you are, you little beauty.
种下蓝蓟后我们收到消息说
我们新租的牛已经在路上了
[Jeremy] With the echium planted,
we received news that our new rent-a-bull
was on its way,
我必须和安全主管一起
which meant I had to do
some preparatory work
做一些准备工作
with my head of security.
公牛3点送达
[Jeremy] Right, the bull's
coming at three. So about an hour?
- 大约一个小时？
- 是的
[Gerald] Yeah.
必须要树牌子告诉路人
因为这是一条公共道路…
[Jeremy] So I've gotta get these signs up
telling ramblers...
'Cause, you know,
this is a public footpath.
那是一头公牛但这就是有趣的地方
[Gerald] Yeah.
[Jeremy] That there's a bull in the
field. But, here's what's interesting.
你不能贴上
“危险公牛”这样的标语
You can't put on the sign "Danger, Bull"
因为那就代表
我承认我知道这很危险
because then I'm admitting
I know it's dangerous
然后我就要承担责任
and then that makes me liable.
但你也不能说它是安全的
But you can't say it's safe either
because...
你被公牛袭击过吗？
[Gerald] Yeah.
Have you ever been attacked by a bull?
I know an old farmer...
You know, this is a story, right?
When they were doing the winter
littering down...
[Gerald speaking indistinctly]
They must weigh half a ton,
those brown bales, don't they?
And if you come down to an Hereford...
[Gerald speaking indistinctly]
But you never can tell.
[Gerald speaking indistinctly]
That was with the bale
in the thing and all.
对现在我已经有了一些标语
[Jeremy] Right. Now, I've got some signs.
[Gerald] That's why I was never
a big lover of having a bull.
我已经完成了这些
[Jeremy] So, I've had these done.
公牛出没（别穿红裤子）
[Gerald laughs]
知道那些
You know those people in the village
that moan all the time...
- 老是在酒吧里抱怨…
- 嗯
[Jeremy groans]
…穿红色裤子的人？
...in the pub on a Sunday
with their red trousers on?
免费针灸
[Gerald] Yeah.
[Gerald] Yeah! Yeah!
[laughs]
危险公牛（欢迎路人）
[both laugh]
没错
[Jeremy] Right.
公牛出没
Yeah, that's the one.
标志一贴好
[Jeremy] Once the signs were up,
我就向杰拉德
展示了我如何使用农具
I showed Gerald how I'd used
farm equipment
作为遏制公牛的措施
as a bull-containment measure.
我们有一个电围栏
[Jeremy] So we've got
an electric fence there.
如果那不起作用的话
If that doesn't work,
我把这个放在这里…
- I put this here...
- Yeah.
作为障碍
- As a barrier.
- Yeah.
阻止它走到人行道上
To stop him getting on the footpath.
So, if you has him here, you would ask me
to go out there with you, you know...
[Gerald speaking indistinctly]
Simple as that.
不知道我是不是做了件好事
[Jeremy] Not knowing whether I'd done
a good thing or not,
我们在等待公牛的到来
we then waited for the arrival
of the bull,
这是我们从提供奶牛的那家租来的
which we'd rented from the family
who'd supplied the cows.
- 你好
- 你好
- [woman] Hello.
- [Charlie] Hello.
再见
[Jeremy] Good to see you.
- 它来了吗？