克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E01

Part 3 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

So we know that you are going to lose
£82,000 a year in subsidy.
在接下来的几年里
每公顷能得到0英镑的补贴
Over the next few years
you will get zero pound per hectare.
所有这些直接补贴都没了
All those direct subsidies are going.
所以很可能会有一些补助或补贴
So there may well be some
grants and subsidies,
但我们不知道会是什么样
but we don't know what
they're going to be for yet?
不他们说过
“公共资金应用于公共财产”
We know that they have said
"public money for public goods."
所以他们会为农民
提供的公共财产买♥♥单
So they're gonna pay farmers
to provide public good.
这没有任何意义那只是一个口号♥
But it doesn't mean anything.
That's just a slogan.
目前来看这些话没有实质意义
But there's absolutely no substance,
at the moment, to those words.
我采访过的农民都在问
“我们应该怎么做？
Every farmer I've talked to is going,
"We simply...
What are we supposed to do?
What do you want us to grow?
“你想让我们种什么？不种什么？
What do you not want us to grow?"
“他们会禁用草甘膦吗？
我们不知道”
Are they gonna ban glyphosate?
They might.
- 我们不知道他们要干什么
- 是的
- We don't know what they're going to do.
- Yeah.
- 嗯
- 我很震惊
It strikes me, it's like FIFA saying
就像国际足联说
“我们正在制定新的足球规则”
"We're having new rules
next year for football,"
所有球队的反应都是
“什么？要取消守门员吗？
and all the teams are saying,
"Well, what?
Are we having no goalkeepers?
Are we having two balls on the pitch?
“要变成两个球吗？
是男女混合比赛吗？
Is it gonna be mixed, men and women?
What's it gonna be?"
- “这是什么意思？”
- 我们要有新规则了
他们说：“我们不懂
但要出新规则了
"We're just having new rules."
Then they go "There are new rules coming,
we just don't know what they are."
“我们不知道是新规则是什么”
他们说：“赛季下周开始”
Yeah, but the season starts next week!
没错所以会有挫败感
Correct.
So there is some frustration.
无论如何听我说
Anyway, listen,
we let the government potter,
我们让政♥府♥里的闲人
召开委员会会议
have committee meetings,
and select committee meetings
选择委员会会议做一堆没意义的事
and all that nonsense.
去他们的让他们见鬼去
Fuck 'em. Fuck the lot of them.
所以这是我的计划
So here's my plan.
是吗？
Yeah.
奶牛
Cows.
奶牛？
Cows ?
我知道养羊已经养得一团糟
I know the sheep were a disaster.
- 嗯
- 但是奶牛…
Yeah.
- But cows...
- Yeah.
嗯
- 因为它们会排便
- 是的
- Because they do their number twos.
- They do.
这对土壤有好处
On the fields,
which is good for the soil.
- 这对土壤有好处？
- 第二天再把母鸡
That's good.
Move them the next day
and then you put hens
放到它们拉屎的地方母鸡吃
onto the bit where they've pooed,
and the hens eat
the worms out of the cow poo.
- 牛粪里的虫子…
- 嗯
…把自个的粪便还有奶牛的粪
都踩进土壤里
And trample all their faeces
and the faeces of the cows
- 提升土壤质量松动土地等等
- 嗯
into the soil, making it good,
and then the next day move them
and so on.
直到整个农场重新焕发生机
Until the whole farm,
eventually, has been reinvigorated.
这是流动放牧经济最后…
It's a mob grazing enterprise,
it comes from...
- 这关乎土壤
- 是关乎土壤
- It's all about the soil.
- It's about the soil.
你要回到那种传统的农业模式里
So you go back
to sort of old-fashioned farming.
- 这是我的计划
- 奶牛？
- That's my plan.
- Cows.
是的奶牛
Well cows, yes.
- 多少头？
- 我不知道
How many cows?
I don't know.
因为有獾
所以奶牛可能会感染肺结核
Well cows might get tuberculosis
because of all the badgers.
- 我们是处在一个高风险地区
- 把獾杀了
We're in quite a high-risk area.
Right, kill the badgers.
我们不能杀死獾
- We can't kill the badgers.
- Why can't we kill the badgers?
- 为什么我们不能杀死獾？
- 这是不允许的
Cause it's not allowed.
但如果它们导致牛死亡呢？
But if they're killing the cows.
我们还是不能杀死獾
You still can't kill a badger.
我们到时候再说
We'll get across that bridge.
但这是我的下一个计划
准备好了吗？
And here's my next plan.
Ready?
把我们不再需要的产羔棚变成餐厅
Turn the lambing barn, which we don't
need anymore, into a restaurant.
在那里卖♥♥牛肉
And sell the beef in there.
我们自己的牛过一段再杀
Our own beef,
slaughtered down the road,
然后就在你坐的地方
进行烹饪开餐厅你可以…
to be cooked and served in a restaurant
where you sit down and you have...
我们有羊肉我们还有羊
We'll have lamb as well,
because we still have the sheep.
- 对
- 我们卖♥♥牛肉或羊肉
So we have beef or lamb.
We have our own potatoes.
- 我们有自己的土豆
- 是的
我们用面粉做肉汁用薄荷做薄荷酱
Yeah.
We have the flour for the gravy,
the mint for the mint sauce,
- 这些我们都有
- 我们有辣根
the horseradish growing just here.
我们有硬质小麦
We've got durum wheat
so we can make our own pasta.
- 我们可以自己做意大利面
- 意大利面
这家餐厅什么都有你想吃的都有
A restaurant where everything,
everything you eat in it
都产于迪丽斯库阿特
was produced at Diddly Squat.
很好只是要想弄到这些
细节方面…
Brilliant.
- The detail of getting it all there...
- Yes, look at that.
是的看这个
- 不
- 这张照片看
The picture on the... look at that.
这就是我们想要的黑白花奶牛
That's what we want. Friesians.
- 奶牛当你说“吃掉它们”时…
- 你怎么知道…什么？
- Dairy cows. When you said "eat them..."
- What?
当你说吃它们时…那可是奶牛
When you said "eat them,"
That's a dairy cow.
开餐厅会花不少成本
There's a lot of cost
in setting up a restaurant.
我不知道这些
I don't know anything about restaurants.
- 开了又倒
- 开了又倒
- Yeah, they come and they go.
- Yes.
我知道失败率是百分之八十
但我有一个计划
There's an 80% failure rate,
but I've got a plan on that:
成为百分之二十中的一员
be one of the 20%.
我知道这儿什么都有
你得表现得兴奋点
[laughs]
I know, it's all here. It's all here.
You've gotta be excited.
我只是…
I just...
无论如何这是我的计划
So anyway, that is my plan.
- 你要我去找一些奶牛来？
- 是的
- You want me to find some cows?
- Yeah.
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