克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E02

Part 9 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

- 一个注射器
- [Lisa] Syringe.
- [Jeremy] One syringe.
看起来好像没有那么多的精♥液♥
It doesn't look like there's that
much sperm. Is it just that tiny bit?
是10立方厘米吗？
[Jeremy] Is it 10cc?
- 大约1毫升
- 不这是男性的
[Dilwyn] Less than that.
No, it's the average amount
a man ejaculates.
平均射♥精♥量
所以那个乐队叫10cc
That's why the band was called 10cc.
Did nobody know that?
- 没有人知道吗？
- 没有
[Charlie] No.
- 然后把管子放入枪口内
- 枪？
[Tim] Then your straw goes in the gun.
[Charlie] In the gun?
- 人工授精枪
- 这真是激动人心
- [Tim] In the AI gun.
- [Charlie] AI gun.
This is actually
quite an exciting moment.
- 把它放到背后面保持温度
- 什么？
And you put it down your back
to keep it warm.
What?
- 在你给它受精的同时
- 你给它做人工授精
[Jeremy] I see,
while you put on the Heriots.
[Tim] You put on the Heriots.
然后…
Then...
你在摸什么？
[Lisa] What are you feeling for?
我的手抓到了子♥宫♥颈
[Tim] Right, I've got the cervix
in my hand now.
它正往我的手顶
Now she's straining on my hand.
- 必须通过子♥宫♥颈？
- 是的
- So it's gotta to through the cervix?
- [Lisa] Yeah, right in.
通过子♥宫♥颈时慢慢地
[Tim] And then,
as it come through her cervix there
- 射出
- 把它放了吧
and just slowly let it go.
[Lisa] Release.
走吧姑娘走吧
[Tim] Go on, girl.
走吧迪尼进去你会喜欢的
- [Charlie] Good.
- [Jeremy] Come on Deeny, in you go.
You like it in there.
所以我的牛肉供应计划
现在已经启动开始运作了
[Jeremy] So, my beef supply
was now up and running...
- 有两头母牛可能怀孕
- 谢谢
[Dilwyn] Two heifers
potentially pregnant.
[Charlie] Thank you very much.
鸡蛋越来越多下得越来越快
[cockerel crowing]
[Jeremy] ...the eggs were coming
thick and fast...
今天早上的收成不错
[Jeremy] It's a good haul this morning.
辣椒酸辣酱也正在生产中
[Jeremy] ...and the chili chutney
was in production.
死神辣椒
新的生态友好餐厅看起来前景不错
So things were looking good
for my new low-miles,
eco-friendly restaurant.
我现在只需要赢得当地人的支持
All I had to do now
was win over the locals.
下一集
Didley Squat sponsors
Chadlington Football Club.
迪丽斯库阿特
赞助查德灵顿足球俱乐部
这是个小村庄
It's a small village and I just thought
rather than have them all gossiping,
我想与其让流言飞起
不如来解释一下我们正在做的事
I'd go down and explain
what we're doing.
你说我们是白♥痴♥
[man] You described us as morons.
你说每个村子都有一个白♥痴♥
而我有六个
You said "Every village has one moron,
I have six."
[laughter]
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