克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E02

Part 2 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

And then somebody says:
"Right, I'm going."
And the whole bloomin' lot go.
这是它们的天性
So that's why, it's hardwired into them.
它们到这树底下是为什么？
[Jeremy] They go under the trees because?
它们在这感到安全远离捕食者
[Dilwyn] They feel safe under there.
They're away from the predators.
[Lisa moos]
这是胡椒白色的那头是我的宠物
[Jeremy] This is Pepper.
The white one.
This is my pet.
我们买♥♥奶牛的那个农场
有个小女孩罗西她最喜欢胡椒
The little five-year-old girl, Rosie,
from the farm we bought them from,
that was her favourite.
她说：“请替我照顾好胡椒”
So she said: "Will you ask Jeremy
to really look after Pepper for me?"
我说我会的
- [Lisa] Ha.
- I don't know. So I said I would.
[upbeat music]
我买♥♥奶牛来恢复我的土地
[Jeremy] I'd bought the cows
to reinvigorate my soil.
但如果我把它们卖♥♥给屠夫
这一小群牛也没什么利润
But because such a small flock
would not be profitable
if I sold it to a butcher,
于是我想在自己的餐厅里卖♥♥
I'd come up with the idea
of selling the meat
in my own restaurant.
在这方面我有了另一个主意
And on that front,
I'd had another brainwave...
辣椒
chilis!
- 对
- 就在这边
- Right over here.
- [Lisa] Oh, oh...
我计划种植辣椒
[Jeremy] My plan was to grow them
so I could sell chili chutney
这样我就可以在餐厅和农场商店里
卖♥♥辣椒酸辣酱
in both the restaurant
and the farm shop.
很不错不是吗？
[Jeremy] Clever, eh?
可以的
That'll do.
- 看就是这样
- 好
[Kaleb] I'd say it goes like that.
There.
我和卡莱布一起搭建了两个塑料大棚
[Jeremy] So Kaleb and I
built two polytunnels.
[upbeat music continues]
然后我要选择种什么样的辣椒
And then I had to choose
what sort of chilies to grow in them.
这是哈瓦那辣椒
在斯科维尔辣度表上的值是
This is a habanero,
which on the Scoville heat scale
scores...
15万到32万5千之间
这意味着它非常辣
between 150,000 and 325,000,
which means it's pretty damn hot.
Hmm...
很不错
That's pretty nice, actually.
这个在斯科维尔辣度表上的值
大约是15万
Now that was 150,000, thereabouts,
on the Scoville scale.
This one, this is a Naga.
这是娜迦辣椒 130万
This is 1.3 million.
好的
Oh... OK.
Right.
Hmm...
Hmm...
天啊
Oh!
我的天啊！
Holy shit!
这真的很辣
That's really hot.
辣死我了
Ah! Fucking hell!
不好意思
[burps]
Oh, excuse me.
只是有点想吐
That's just some sick coming up.
哦亲爱的
Oh dear.
天啊你在忙活什么？
Oh my God, what are you doing?
你弄到了什么？
What have you got?
这可能有点太辣了想试试吗？
[Jeremy] That might be a bit too hot.
Do you want to try a bit?
来吧它叫什么？
[Lisa] Go on then.
What's it called?
- 娜迦
- 娜迦？
- [Jeremy] Naga.
- Naga.
必须咀嚼10下
否则这会灼伤你的胃
You've got to chew it ten times
before you swallow it,
otherwise it burns your stomach.
嗯该死的这就开始觉得辣了
Yeah. Oh fuck, that's hot already.
[laughs]
有点辣不是吗？
Bit of a kick, hasn't it?
[Jeremy laughs]
明天早上你的屁♥股♥
会跟日本国旗一样
Your arse in the morning is going
to look like the Japanese flag.
[upbeat music]
最后我们选了一种
[Jeremy] In the end,
we planted a selection.
温和的匈牙利哈瓦那辣椒
Mild, Hungarian habaneros,
辣眼睛的娜迦
eye-watering Nagas,
火♥辣♥的卡罗莱纳死神
and completely volcanic Carolina Reapers.
接着载着一袋成熟的娜迦
Then, with a bag of ripened Nagas
in the boot,
我就出发去做迪丽斯库阿特酸辣酱了
I went off to create
a Diddly Squat chili chutney.
我不能在自家的厨房♥里做饭
因为我的厨房♥警♥察♥
Sadly I'm not able to do the cooking
in my own kitchen
because the kitchen police
haven't inspected it.
还没有检查过
这就是我来这里的原因
And that's why I've come here.
奇平诺顿橄榄球俱乐部
这是我儿子以前打球的地方
This is where my boy used to play.
八年了我每周日都来看他打球
Every Sunday I'd come and watch him
for eight years.
橄榄球俱乐部的厨房♥
已经通过了卫生检查员的视察
[Jeremy] In the rugby club kitchen,
which had passed the police exam,
我在这里跟两位烹饪辣椒的专家见面
I met up with two chili cooking experts.
- 你们好
- 塔玛斯
- [Jeremy] Greetings.
- Tomasz.
- 塔玛斯波兰人？
- 是的
- [Jeremy] Tomasz. Polish.
- Yes.
- 乔安娜
- 你好吗？
Joanna.
我现在很好我们想要给你们
- How are you?
- I'm doing fabulous.
So we're gonna make, I think, for you,
制♥作♥一种番茄辣椒酱
里面加了大块的娜迦
a tomato-based chili sauce
with chunky Naga in it
还有大块的西红柿和洋葱
and some chunky tomatoes,
chunky onions.
- 大块的辣椒
- 所以是没有完全成糊状？
- So not completely pureed. Yeah.
- OK.
- 有咀嚼感？
- 是的
- So there's a crunch to it.
- [Joanna] Yeah.
我们喜欢麦芽醋和西红柿的味道
搭配在一起很美味
We like the flavour of the malt vinegar
with tomatoes.
It just goes so well together.
- 我们…
- 真该死
- What we--
- [coughs]
[Jeremy] Fucking hell!
[coughs]
这辣椒真辣
[Joanna] These chilies
are really, really hot.
我们要不要打开排气扇？
Shall we put the extractor fan on?
这声音有点大
It is a bit noisy.
开一点
[Jeremy coughs]
[Joanna coughs]
[they laugh]
我距离他们大概有三米远
I'm ten feet away from them.
- 真是吓我一跳
- 好吧
Oh my giddy aunt.
[Joanna] OK.
- 你没问题你没咳
- 我知道
You're managing to do very well there.
- You're not coughing.
- I know.
因为当你靠近时
就不会咳得那么厉害
Because you're close,
you don't cough as much.
- 真的吗？就因为我离得比较远？
- 你试试
- Really? It's just that I'm far away?
- Try.
你觉得这个怎么样？
[Joanna] What do you think of this...
[coughs]
我们已经把罐子从烤箱里拿出来了
它们现在已经消好毒了
What we've done is,
we've taken the jars out of the oven
and they're nice and sterile now.
- 辣椒酱能保存多久？
- 所以…
How long does chili sauce keep for?
- So...
- [coughs]
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