克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E03

Part 5 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

the farm is the devil's house.
我们看看我能不能过去…
So let's see if I can
go down there and, um...
[groaning]
Ooh...
[soft music]
查德灵顿请慢行
我们要制♥造♥出70年代的婚礼氛围
我刚好喜欢这个
I've gone for the 70s wedding look,
which I happen to like.
[sighs]
随着村民一个个到达
必须把摄像机撤出大厅
[Jeremy] As the villagers
started to arrive,
the cameras had to leave the hall,
因为当地人坚持不让我们拍里面
because the locals had insisted
on no filming inside.
然后查理和卡莱布的耳朵
紧紧地贴在窗户上
Then, with Charlie and Kaleb's ears
pressed firmly against the window
我的麦克风还是开着
and my personal microphone
still switched on,
我等大家就座然后开始谈正事
I waited for everyone to take
their seats
and got down to business.
节目首次播出后发生的事
让我们不知所措
[Jeremy] We were overwhelmed
by what happened
when the show first aired,
人流、泥泞、混乱和超速
traffic and mud
and chaos and speeding.
绝对的噩梦我同意
Absolute nightmare. I agree.
那我们怎样才能让它看起来很棒呢？
So how can we make this look great,
把人们带到他们可以消费的地方
bring people to the area
so they can spend
但不破坏村里任何人的生活？
but not spoil
anybody's life in the village?
我希望我的开场白能抚慰人心
[Jeremy] I was hoping my opening
words would soothe the waters.
但并没有
And they didn't.
你对村民毫无同情或同理心
[man] You have shown
no sympathy or empathy
with the people
who live in the village.
你说我们是白♥痴♥
You described us as morons.
你说：“每个村子都有一个白♥痴♥
而我有六个”
You said, "Every village has one moron,
I have six."
[laughter]
我不想别人叫我白♥痴♥
I don't want to be called a moron.
你不应该那样说你应该道歉
I don't think you should do that,
I think you should apologise for that.
- 我马上向你道歉
- 好的
[Jeremy] I apologise to you immediately.
你的话听起来并不蠢
你的观点是有道理的
You don't sound moronic at all.
And your points are valid.
然而西牛津郡地区议会的
一些观点是愚蠢的
Some of the points raised
on the West Oxfordshire
district council website,
however, were moronic.
“那个产羔棚从来没用过
农场什么都不生产”
"That lambing barn has never been
used for lambing."
"Nothing is produced on that farm."
说这些话很愚蠢
因为我们确实在农场里从事生产
These things are silly things to say,
'cause we do produce things on the farm.
他说得对
That's fair enough, innit?
但你其实不是农民
[man 2] But the fact is,
ultimately you're not a farmer.
你是媒体人但我们不是《爱情岛》
You're a media personality.
But we're not Love Island.
什么？
What?
对我主持了
《谁想成为百万富翁？》
[Jeremy] You're right. I host
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
还有《大巡演》
And I do The Grand Tour.
But the farm is my passion.
但经营农场是我的热情所在
您不需要靠商店赚钱
[man 2] You don't need an income
from the shop.
农场需要收入
[Jeremy] No, the farm needs an income.
你个人不需要收入
[man 2] You personally
do not need an income.
他今晚肯定大吃一惊
His pants are definitely down tonight.
叫我们“关店”没用
我们是不会关店的
[Jeremy] We're not gonna close the shop.
我们必须为农场创造营收
We have to have
an income stream for the farm.
- 但他正在回答他们
- 是的
- Jeremy's answering 'em, though.
- Yeah, he is.
愤怒的当地人发泄完之后
重要的问题来了
[Jeremy] After the angry locals
had vented,
there then came the important question.
所以你打算改造产羔棚
[woman] So, you're planning
on turning the lambing shed
把它变成咖啡馆、餐厅之类的
into a cafe/restaurant/whatever.
是的我们现在已经有了一些奶牛
一些小母牛可以生产牛肉
[Jeremy] Yes. We now have the cows.
Some calves are ready, some heifers.
They'll produce the beef.
We have our eggs, our chickens.
我们有鸡蛋和鸡
我们开始准备开餐厅的必需品
So, we're starting to get
all the things we need
to be able to have this restaurant.
我们都想听听你的近期计划
[man 3] I think what we would like to
hear now is your very immediate plans
关于清洁、交通人流控制等等
for tidying up, traffic control
and everything.
我们需要与国道
谈谈看能不能移除警示锥
[Jeremy] We need to talk to highways
about getting rid of the cones.
这是我明天要做的第一件事
This will be first thing in the morning.
It's a hideous eye-sore at the moment.
这是目前最大的痛点
我们需要建一个洗车场
人们可以在那里洗轮胎
We've got to put a little car-wash thing
so people have their wheels washed
这样再回到马路上后
路上就不会有泥
before going back on the roads
so we don't have that mud.
树起写有“请勿停靠路边”的
干干净净的木制指示牌
Neat wooden signs saying
"Please do not park on the verges."
我们可以做一些事
让它成为有用、令人舒服的便利设施
There are a number of things we could do
which would make it
a useful and pleasant amenity
让人开车经过时会说：“真漂亮”
that you drive by and go,
"That looks pretty."
我想做一间很棒的小农场商店
And I want to get it
so it's a great little farm shop
有一个很棒的小咖啡馆餐厅
with a great little cafe restaurant.
那我们都可以拥有贵宾通行证吗？
[man 4] Can we have a V.I.P. pass then?
可以我们会提供可以享受折扣价的
贵宾通行证
[Jeremy] Yes. We'll do a V.I.P. pass
with a discount.
- 怎么样？
- 很好
How's that sound?
[woman] Great!
[applause]
在这愉快的气氛里我与你们道别
[Jeremy] And on that cheery note,
I bid you goodbye.
好我要走了
Right, I'm off. Take care.
小心
Wow!
比我想象的要好得多
That was much, much, much better
than I thought it was going to be.
我们一开始很生气
He got a little bit of a roasting
at the beginning.
有些人是带着议程来的
There were certain people
that obviously went in with an agenda.
Um, but that always happens, doesn't it?
总是会有这样的事不是吗？
我能说什么呢？
What can I say?
但每个人都有权发表自己的意见
But everyone's entitled
to their own opinion, you know.
你必须倾听他人要真诚
表现出你的关心我认为他做到了
You have to listen to people,
you have to be genuine,
you have to show that you care.
And I think he does.
这是一个好的开始
It was a good start.
我们很高兴能有机会与他交谈
We enjoyed the opportunity
of talking to him.
这是最重要的
And that's the most important thing.
To engage rather than confront.
要参与而不是对抗
[soft music]
第二天早上正如我所承诺的
[Jeremy] The next morning,
as I'd promised,
我开始整理农场商店周围的区域
I set about getting the area
around the farm shop tidied up.
请慢行
这意味着我要与丽莎会面
Which meant a meeting with Lisa.
我们得开始了
We've got to start now.
把那些警示锥拿走
Get these cones up and gone.
把铁丝网拆了
Get that wire netting gone.
还有那些塑料和板条箱
All that plastic over there
and those crates.