克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E04

Part 9 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

It just fucks off over there.
混♥蛋♥ 过来
- Wanker. Come on.
- [dry food knocking together]
我不会放弃
No, I'm not giving in.
Mister cow!
牛先生！
[dry food knocking together]
过来
Come on.
[soft music]
第二天早上没有放弃
[Jeremy] The next morning,
having not given in,
登山牛终于进入牛棚了
mountaineering cow
was finally in the barn.
当牛群享用早餐时我查看了邮件
And as the herd enjoyed their breakfast,
I went through the post.
我们收到了捡到的那只
350獾的检测结果
We have the result back
for badger 350,
这只是阳性
which we collected.
This one has tested positive.
结果呈阳性
这意味着我们已经把这种细菌
Oh, this means we've isolated a bacteria
in the same group
归类为导致牛结核病的病菌
as the one that causes bovine TB.
[sighs]
这意味着农场里的所有獾
很可能都感染了结核病
Which means it's likely all the badgers
on the farm have got TB.
不会吧
Oh no.
[sighs]
你收到了什么？
What you got?
今天早上的邮件
This morning's post.
该死的
Shit!
[soft music]
我们现在必须检查獾
有没有把结核病传染给我可怜的奶牛
[Jeremy] We now had to find out
if the badger's TB
had spread to my poor cows.
谢天谢地时机刚刚好
And thankfully the timing was right
因为到了它们每六个月
进行一次结核病检查的时候
as they were due
for their six-monthly TB test.
今天压力很大
[Jeremy] Oh, stressy day today.
嘿迪尔翁
Hi, Dilwyn.
我要给牛注射结核菌素
也就是灭活的结核病菌
I'm gonna inject tuberculin
which is inactivated TB basically,
我要把它注射到牛的皮肤里
and I'm gonna inject it into the skin,
如果它们曾染上过结核病
and if they've been exposed to TB
in the past,
- 它们就会对注射培养基有反应
- 明白了
- they will react to that injection.
- [Jeremy] Gotcha.
好姑娘
[Dilwyn] Good girl. Good.
很好
- 这就行了吗？
- 是的
- Oh, is that it?
- That is it.
放她出去三天后我们去看它
She comes out, and we'll have a look
at her in three days' time.
好姑娘
[Kaleb] Good girl. Steady, good girl.
好了
[Jeremy] There you go.
胡椒来吧亲爱的
Pepper, come on, darling.
好姑娘
Good girl.
- 嗯很好
- 稳稳地
Yup, good.
行了
- Steady. Go.
- [Jeremy] There you go.
那头攻击人的牛？
- The attack cow.
- [Kaleb] No, no!
不
要听我们的而不是听你的
You need to know we're in control,
not you.
我很好不是吗？
I am good, ain't I?
- 它很暴♥力♥
- 我们需要给它取个名字
- [Jeremy] She is a violent one that one.
- [Kaleb] We need a name for her.
成吉思汗
[Jeremy] Genghis Khan.
是那个穿人字拖的人吗？
Is that the flip-flap person?
- 谁？
- 人字拖男？
- Who?
- The flip-flop, sorry.
成吉思人字拖
Genghis flip-flop?
Gandhi's flip...
成吉思…
我记得在青年农民聚会上听说过他
I remember hearing about him
at a young farmer's party.
- 甘地的人字拖
- 嗯
- Gandhi's flip-flop?
- [Kaleb] Yeah.
甘地和成吉思汗可不一样
Gandhi and Genghis Khan
are not the same thing.
有什么不同？
What's the difference then?
甘地是20世纪
一位热爱和平的印度人
Gandhi was a peace-loving Indian
from the 20th century
带领印度走向独♥立♥
who achieved independence for India.
- 嗯
- 成吉思汗
- Yeah.
- Genghis Khan murdered and raped
征服并掠夺了数百万人
millions of people.
听起来像个混♥蛋♥
Seems like a twat.
是的你可能会说成吉思汗是个混♥蛋♥
Yeah, you could probably say
Genghis Khan was a twat,
但很难说甘地是个混♥蛋♥
difficult to argue
that Gandhi was a twat.
终于迪尔翁检查好了
所有19头奶牛
[Jeremy] Eventually,
Dilwyn had finished testing all 19 cows.
这不好玩是吗？
[Jeremy] It's not fun this, is it.
我讨厌这个
[Kaleb] I hate this.
我只是紧张我喜欢这些奶牛
I just get nervous.
I mean, I like these cows.
我喜欢它们
[Jeremy] I like them.
我见过奶牛因结核病而倒下
就像是“没办法了就这样”
I've seen cows go down with TB
and it's like, that's it, your end.
我不了解你你有没有觉得…
I don't know about you,
did you feel like--
不我是说我是在胡说八道
因为我们要到星期一才知道结果
I'm crapping myself
'cause I've got all weekend.
We don't find out 'til Monday.
[melancholic music]
下一集
Meeting great big men when I come out,
you know,
blokes with axes and stuff.
没错
[Dilwyn] Right, moment of truth.
真♥相♥时刻
申请者的行为是可耻的
The applicant's conduct is shameful.
主张拒绝的人请你们展示
All those in favour of refusal,
please show.
[theme music playing]