克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E07

Part 7 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

- 舞男来了
- Is he here?
- [Jeremy] The gigolo has arrived.
天啊它戴着鼻环
Ooh my God.
His face is there, with like a ring.
它来了来吧好家伙
[man] Here he comes. Come on, boy.
看它的脑袋很大看它的样子
[Jeremy] Look at the size of that head!
He's enormous! Look at him!
- 来吧好家伙
- 好孩子
- [man] Come on, boy.
- [woman] Good boy.
[Lisa] Wow.
看看它的睾丸
[Jeremy] Look at his testes!
走吧
- [man] Go on.
- [Jeremy] Aye.
丽莎你想知道它叫什么吗？
[Jeremy] Lisa? Would you like
to know what he's called?
嗯
[Lisa] Yeah.
名字叫大♥师♥
[Jeremy] The name's Maestro.
心碎大♥师♥ 就是它的名字
Breakheart Maestro.
That's his name!
- 看它们跑起来了！
- 母牛们
- [Jeremy] Breakheart Mae...
- [Lisa] Look at them run!
[Jeremy] Look at the lady cows,
coming for some action.
要过来搞事情
- 它们跑过来了
- 是啊
- [woman] They're running up, literally.
- [man] They are.
要上它
[Lisa] They're about to hump him,
I think.
这就像是夜♥总♥会♥
[Jeremy] This is like a nightclub.
"Pick me! Pick me!"
“选我！”
[Lisa gasps]
- 它直接离开了
- 不那是一头母牛
- He's on!
- Yes!
- [Jeremy] He's on! Straight away...
- [woman] No, that's a cow. No, "she".
- 是的
- 一头母牛
- 母牛要上它？
- 是的
- [Jeremy] What, the cow's shagging him?
- [man] Yeah.
什么…这到底怎么回事？
你带了一头同性恋牛来
What the hell?
You brought a gay cow!
- 为什么会这样？
- 别惊慌
Why did that happen?
- 不它们是…
- 但那不是…
- [woman] Don't panic.
- [Charlie] No, no.
[Jeremy] But that's not gonna work...
它们在互相了解
They're just sussing out.
They're sussing each other out.
所有这些牛犊都是它的
[woman] So all these calves are his.
- 是吗？
- 是啊
- [Jeremy] Are they?
- [woman] Yeah. So all the calves--
- 它有这么多女人？
- 是的
He's had all these women before?
是的它们是它的小牛
[woman] Yeah, they're his calves.
我们担心的是胡椒在后面
[Jeremy] Look, the one
we're really bothered about is Pepper,
right at the back, the one
we really need for him to go and--
我们需要它去找胡椒
看它正往那边走走向胡椒
Oh, look, he's heading that way.
He's heading for Pepper.
- 胡椒的体重现在是个问题
- 什么它不喜欢它因为它太胖了？
[Kaleb] I think Pepper's weight
is an issue now.
[Jeremy] What, he's not gonna fancy her
'cause she's too fat?
- 不不是那样的但是…
- 那是什么？
[Kaleb] No, not that.
[laughter]
怀孕的时候如果太胖会引发并发症
Well, what then?
Just reasons of getting into calf
that cause
complications when they're too fat.
- 真的吗？
- 是啊
- [Jeremy] Really?
- [Kaleb] Yeah.
它们是要去避风吗？
[Jeremy] Are they just going
to get out the wind?
它们要告诉它水在哪里
[Lisa] Oh, they're showing him
where the water is.
哪里的栅栏不牢固
[Kaleb] They're just showing him
the weak fences!
“靠在那”
[Charlie] "Lean there."
这是一个完美的快乐时刻
[Jeremy] This was a perfect,
happy moment.
当所有人都离开后
But once everyone had gone, I was left
我留下来反思真正的风险是什么
to reflect on what was actually at stake.
我们试过三次
We've tried three times now
to get Pepper pregnant with AI,
让胡椒通过人工授精怀孕
但都没有效果
artificial insemination,
and it hasn't worked.
所以这是它最后的机会了
So this is her last chance.
如果它不能让它怀孕…
If he can't make her pregnant...
[sighs]
你来把这句话补充完整吧
You fill in the blanks.
几天后
[Jeremy] A couple of days later,
I got a taste
我尝到了填空的滋味
of what filling in the blanks
would feel like...
因为我们该为餐厅
宰杀第一头奶牛了
because it was time to take
the first of the restaurant cows
to slaughter.
[Lisa] Aw.
你知道是哪一头吗？
[Jeremy] Do you know which one it is?
- 后面的那头？
- 嗯
- The one at the back?
- Yeah.
[Kaleb] 297.
[mooing]
不它知道
No, he knows.
有两头牛要送到屠宰场真难过
[Kaleb] It's always sad
when you have two animals go in.
你知道当你有30…
Like, you know,
when you have thirty...
- 那是你说的丽莎说的
- 是的
[Jeremy] That's what you said
this morning.
It's exactly what Lisa said.
当你把羊带走时
你当时的样子就像是“嗯你懂的”
When you're taking all the sheep off
it's like, well, you know...
我带羊去屠宰场时从不感到难过
I never feel sad
when I'm taking the sheep off.
[laughter]
- 该死的羊
- 这次你不愿意了
Fucking sheep.
[Jeremy] But even you
don't like doing this.
我不愿意这样
I don't like doing this bit, no.
我们应该这样做吗？
Shall we do this?
[clanging]
- 那么继续吧
- 继续走吧
- Go on, then.
- [Jeremy] Go on. Off you go.
[Kaleb clucking]
我不喜欢把另一头留下
它会非常孤独的
I don't like leaving
that other one behind
'cause he's gonna be ever so lonely.
我记得送羊去屠宰场时
当时真是糟糕透了
I remember going here with the sheep.
It was just devastating.
估计今天心情好不起来了
I can't imagine it's going to be
much better today.
[sheep bleating]
走吧进来
[Jeremy] Go on, then. Go on.
走吧牛
Come on, cow.
进去吧
There you go.
[sheep bleating]
私人屠宰是吗？
- [man] Private kill, yeah?
- Yeah.
- 嗯
- 私人什么？
私人屠宰
- Private what?
- [man] Private kill, yeah.
私人屠宰
- Private slaughter.
- Yeah.
- 嗯
- 在那里签名并写上日期
Sign and put the date
on the bottom there, please.
- 是这里吗？
- 是的
给你
[Jeremy] There you go.
- 它已经死了是吗？
- 不它还在那
- Presumably he's dead already, is he?
- No, he's in there still.
是吗？我们带绵羊来的时候
等我签完字
Oh is he? The last time,
when we brought the sheep,
they were dead by the time
we'd done the paperwork.
- 它们已经死了
- 你可以去看看它
- You can go and see him.
- No, I'm-- I might do. We'll see.
- 不…我可能会再说吧
- 不去？嗯
Yeah.