克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E04

Part 3 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

installing some badger
protection measures.
在那块崎岖不平的土地上
On that rough bit of ground there.
[Jeremy groans]
我们加高了水槽
[Jeremy] We raised the height
of the water troughs.
- 接受吧獾
- 完美
[Jeremy] Take that, badger!
[Kaleb] Perfect.
给它们洞穴附近的围栏通电
[Jeremy] Electrified the fences
near their setts.
并安装了一些新的饲料槽
And installed some new feed troughs.
好了
[Kaleb] That's it.
四边有这些滚筒
Got these rollers on the sides
所以当獾把爪子放在上面时
so that when the badger comes
and puts his paws on, it goes like that,
就会跌倒偷不到牛的食物
falls down.
He can't get at the cow food,
so he can't spread his germs around.
也就不能四处传播病菌
太好了
Excellent.
昂贵的养牛工作还没完
[Jeremy] And the expensive cow jobs
weren't finished there,
因为随着冬天的临近
我们现在不得不为它们建造一个畜棚
because, with winter approaching,
we now had to build them a barn.
- 我可以问一下吗？
- 嗯
[Jeremy] Can I just ask :
为什么奶牛要在冬天时进来？
why the cows need to come in
in the winter?
为什么我们要建这些？
Why do we need to build them all that?
通常是因为地面不能承受它们
[Kaleb] Normally,
the ground can't take them.
它们有一吨♥重
So, like, they weigh about a ton, yeah?
是的有些奶牛明显更重一些
And some cows obviously weigh
a little more.
重约一吨♥ 在冬天的几个月里
But ours weigh about a ton.
So therefore in the winter months,
when it gets really wet,
当地面变得很湿时地面就会积水
the ground gets poached
and they could stand up into there.
- 它们会站到那里面
- 破坏地表
They ruin the ground?
- 所以你必须把它们关在一个棚子里
- 是的关在棚子里
So you have to put them in a shed?
Yeah, in a shed.
搭建棚子的团队说
如果我想帮点忙的话
[Jeremy] The team building
the shed said
that if I wanted to make myself useful,
我可以带走他们挖掘出来的底土
I could take away the subsoil
they were digging up
让地面保持平坦
to make the site level.
我一直认为如果你要穿一件
I always think
that if you're going to wear one,
那为了安全起见你最好穿两件
因为只穿一件很蠢
you better be safe and wear two,
'cause it's just stupid
to only wear one.
我们开始了我很安全
There we go, I'm fully safe.
我给你也带来了超大号♥
[man] I got you a double XL as well.
你可以滚蛋了
You can fuck off.
[laughs]
[upbeat music]
一旦土壤被装到车上
[Jeremy] Once the soil was loaded,
我就把它们运到
农场远端的一个废弃小采石场里
I took it to a small abandoned quarry
at the top end of the farm.
[upbeat music]
开始了全速前进
[Jeremy] Here we go,
ramming speed.
看看我能不能把它们倒进这个洞里
Let's see if I can get this
to go in the hole.
倾斜
Tilting.
嗯
Oh yeah.
- 你好
- 嗨
- Hello!
- [Charlie] Hi.
- 你好吗？
- 我很好你好吗？
- [Jeremy] How are you?
- All right, thanks. How are you?
挺好的
[Jeremy] Good.
所以这个战利品是来自…
So this is the spoil
from the cattle shed?
- 牛棚？
- 牛舍是的
The cow house, yes.
只要你获得垃圾免责许可证就行
As long as you've done your waste
exemption licence you're fine.
- 什么？
- 你还没填好是吗？
[Jeremy] What?
- You haven't filled one out, have you?
- No, Charlie, it's my quarry.
没有查理这是我的采石场
- 我知道
- 所以我要搬…
[Charlie] I know.
- So I am moving--
- But how do you--
- 如果你有…
- 但是你怎么知道…
If you have a garden--
你必须声明
You have to declare that the soil
you're putting in there
你放在那里的土壤没有污染
is free from contamination.
所以你必须填写垃圾免责许可
So you have to fill out
a waste exemption licence.
- 有土壤警♥察♥吗？
- 有土壤警♥察♥
- There is a soil police?
- There is a soil police.
真是有各种各样的警♥察♥
There's an every sort of police.
Anyway...
- 算了我有一些好消息
- 什么？
- I've got some great news.
- What?
你看见卡莱布油菜田里的跑道了吗？
Have you seen Kaleb's runway at the rape?
跑道有力地证明了
[Jeremy] The runway turned out
to be indisputable evidence
自称为迪丽斯库阿特最好的农民
that the self-proclaimed
"best farmer at Diddly Squat"
把事搞砸了
had screwed up.
棕色的那一块
就是卡莱布忘记条播的地方
That brown patch, that's Kaleb's,
that's not been drilled.
He's missed it.
搞笑
[Jeremy scoffs] Hilarious.
我立即放下了我的杂活
带卡莱布去兜风
[Jeremy] I immediately
abandoned my chores
so I could take Kaleb
for a little drive.
我有个问题要问你
[Jeremy] Um...
I've got a question for you.
这片油菜田当我在我的卡车里时…
This field of rape,
when I was in my tract-
你坐在路虎揽胜里都能看到
Oh, you can see it actually,
even in the Range Rover.
是的我可以看到
Yeah, I can see it.
我知道你要说什么
“你漏掉了一点”
I know what you're gonna say, as well.
"You missed a bit."
- 我没有漏掉
- 对不起卡莱布
- I didn't.
- I'm really sorry, Kaleb.
这不是一点这是…
- This is not a bit. This is...
- But I didn't miss it, though.
是的但我没有漏掉
不老实说我没有漏掉
- Well...
- No, honestly, I did not miss it.
看如果这有六米
那这正好是条播机的宽度
[Jeremy] Look, if this is six metres,
it's the exact width of the drill.
一、二、三、四、五、六
One, two,
three, four, five, six.
是的但我没有漏掉
[Kaleb] Yeah, but I haven't missed it.
- 宽度刚好…
- 如果我遗漏了
- The exact width of the...
- If I missed it I'd hold my hands up.
我会举起双手投降
但我们在那播过种了
But we've got rape
growing in there, look.
看那是油菜那里也是
Look at that bit of rape plant there.
Rape plant there.
- 不卡莱布
- 那是油菜
- No, Kaleb.
- Rape plant there.
- 已经播过种了
- 已经播过种了
[Jeremy] Drilled.
- 没有播种
- 已经播了
Drilled.
- Not drilled.
- It is drilled.
你没有给这边播种
[Jeremy] You haven't drilled it.
说得很好里面长着油菜
I mean, it's all very well saying
there's rape growing in it.
- 有一个…
- 二、三、四、五
There's one...
Two.
Three, four, five.
这是蒲公英
[Jeremy] That's a dandelion.
这不是我的错
[Kaleb] It's not my fault.
- 我不为此承担责任
- 什么？