克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E01

Part 4 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

查理去买♥♥牛的时候
我又回去收小麦只是一无所获
[Jeremy] While Charlie went cow shopping,
I got back to harvesting.
Except I didn't.
因为接下来的四天
Because for the next four days
it rained just enough
雨水浸湿了庄稼
to make the crops constantly moist.
[lively music continues]
可想而知今天又是白忙活的一天
So, assuming today would be
another write off...
真该死这个裂口太大了
Fucking hell.
That was one hell of a slash in this.
我决定把拖拉机上的轮胎都给换了
[Jeremy] ...I decided to change
all the tyres on my tractor.
有趣的是这里面装的空气
可能是14年前来自德国的空气
So the funny thing, that air's probably
14 years old, and German.
是的
你要我帮忙吗？
Do you want a hand?
He said, hoping you'd say no.
他说希望你能拒绝
[laughs]
[car approaching]
你怎么看？
[Jeremy] What do you think of that?
你在做什么？
What the fuck are you doing?
The corn's ready.
- 玉米准备好了
- 什么？
玉米都准备好了我们现在得走了
What?
[Kaleb] The corn is all ready.
We need to go now.
你在做什么？你应该在冬天换轮胎
What are you doing?
You should have done this
through the winter.
- 这是冬天时该干的
- 轮胎在冬天不会打滑
- This is like winter jobs.
- They weren't slicks in the winter.
很好一个小时后见
[Kaleb] I'll see you
in about an hour then?
你为什么不开始呢？
[Jeremy] Why don't you go
and get started?
我会先开始收麦子
你就在这儿换轮胎吧
Yeah, I'll go and get started
and hold the fort.
And you just fuck around doing this.
看我遇到了很多麻烦
[Jeremy] Seeing that I was in trouble,
装配工在创纪录的时间内
装上了新轮胎
the fitters got the new tyres on
in record time.
然后我去勾上我的拖车
And then I went to hitch up my trailer,
希望这一次不会有难对付的琐事
hoping that this time there wouldn't be
the usual cack-handed palaver.
行了
Right.
[buzzing]
[buzzing continues]
不
No.
该死的
Oh shit.
皮特？
Pete?
怎么了？
[Pete] Yeah.
怎么了？
What's up?
后面那个黄色的钩有凸出来吗？
[Jeremy] Is that yellow prong thing
coming out at the back?
- 没有
- 现在呢？
- No.
- What about now?
- 没有
- 现在呢？
No.
Now?
- 没有
- 现在呢？
No.
Now?
没有
No.
老天啊请不要让他回来
又发现这种情况
Oh dear God, please don't let him come
back here and find this going on again.
你把它放在这里
You put that in here.
- 嗯
- 百分百安全
It's totally safe.
去年你一直在跟我说这有多危险
And then...
[man] You've spent the last year
telling me how dangerous this is.
拖拉机的背面是很危险
但我们用的是撬棍
The backs of tractors are,
but that's why we're using a crowbar.
没错
Right.
把它放在那里我现在要保持…
Hold it there,
and I'm now gonna just keep...
[buzzing]
- 露出来了吗？钩子？
- 没有
- Is it coming out, the hook?
- No.
- 没有吗？
- 没有
- [Jeremy] No?
- No.
- 没有吗？
- 没有
- [Jeremy] No?
- No.
你还没成？
You still haven't done it?
跟我说说
Just talk me through this.
- 对
- 看我哪里做错了
Let's just see
what I've been doing wrong.
- 嗯
- 但是不要对我大喊大叫
But don't shout at me,
cause I've tried my hardest.
- 我已经尽力了
- 好的
好的准备好？
- OK. Right, ready?
- Yeah.
- 嗯
- 按住停止按钮
- [Kaleb] Hold the stop button.
- Yes.
- 好
- 现在往上按
Now press up.
现在按下
Now press down.
- 那东西现在出来了吗？
- 出来了
- [Jeremy] Has that thing come out now?
- [Kaleb] Yeah.
好吧为什么…我很生气
因为那没有…
Well why-- I'm so properly cross
'cause that didn't...
[upbeat music]
勾上我的拖车后
[Jeremy] Having hitched my trailer
我们终于可以重新开始收割了
we could now finally get back
to some harvesting.
[upbeat music continues]
阳光加油继续晒保持干燥
Sun shining, come on, keep drying.
Keep drying.
首先我们收获了一个小孩
First things first...
we've harvested a small child.
这很有可能会上新闻不是吗？
That's almost certainly going
to go on the news, isn't it?
杰里米克拉克森绞碎了一个孩子
"Jeremy Clarkson has minced a child."
博柏利一个工人阶级的孩子
"Burberry."
A working-class child.
你看这就是问题所在
看大麦一直堆放在这里
You see, here's the problem, look.
This barley has been sitting here
and it's started to sprout,
它们开始发芽了生长发芽
germinate, grow.
看那个看
Look at that. Look.
这绝对是被浸泡了
This is...
Ugh, absolutely soaking.
卡莱布说我要使用伸缩臂叉车
Kaleb says what I've got to do is
spread it all out on the concrete pad,
把它们全部铺在混凝土垫上
using the telehandler
把刚刚收获的小麦放在上面
and then put the new stuff
I've just harvested on top of it,
将它们放在卡车里混在一起
and then it'll all get mixed together
in the lorry,
这样平均值会好看些
and the average will be OK.
[lively music]
[back-up beeper]
[Jeremy laughs]
我要死了！
我发现了自己擅长的农活
I reckon I've found something
in farming that I'm good at.
[back-up beeper]
他会说：“这不可能是你干的”
He's going to say you didn't do this.
你不是要把绿色的部分先拿出来吗？
[man] Weren't you supposed to take
the green bits out first?
什么？
What?
你不是应该把绿色的部分先剔除吗？
Weren't you supposed to remove
the green bits before you did it?
谁说的？
Who said that?
- 卡莱布
- 不他没有说过他说过吗？
- Kaleb.
- No, he didn't. Did he?
说了
Yeah.
你做得很好
- [Kaleb] You've actually done a good job.
- [shouts happily]
- 够好吗？
- 还不错
[laughs]
- [Jeremy] Is that good enough?
- [Kaleb] That's not bad.
我完成了
我先把所有发芽的小麦挑出来
Well I've done it.
I took all of the shoots out first.
干得好
Good job.
[mouthing]
[epic music]