克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E02

Part 1 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

[theme music playing]
克拉克森的农场
第十章畏缩
[pastoral music]
奶牛到达后的第二天
我和卡莱布一起去看奶牛
[Jeremy] The day after the cows arrived,
I went to check on them with Kaleb,
他很兴奋
who was actually quite excited.
你几岁开始养奶牛？
[Jeremy] How old were you
when you started as a cowman?
- 十三岁
- 十三岁？
- [Kaleb] Thirteen.
- Thirteen?
十三
[Kaleb] Thirteen.
- 你很喜欢它们对吗？
- 百分百地爱
- [Jeremy] You love them, don't you?
- Oh a hundred percent.
看这个我们的土壤就需要这个
[Jeremy] Look at that. This is exactly
what we need for the soil.
里面富含氮
Now that is full of nitrogen.
- 对土壤很好
- 是的
That goes into the soil,
and that is good.
省了我们给化肥添加
Yeah.
And saves us having to put nitrogen on.
- 氮
- 化肥没错
- Chemicals on.
- Chemicals, yeah.
看看谁来了陌生人
- Look who's here. Stranger.
- [Kaleb] Here she is, back.
- 她回来了
- 从爱尔兰回来看望妈妈
[Jeremy] Back from Ireland,
over to see the mother.
快来看看这坨屎！欢迎回来
[Kaleb] Come and look at this turd.
- Welcome back.
- [laughs]
牛粪等它们变硬以后
就可以把它们当做飞盘
[Kaleb] Cow pat.
You know when they get really hard
you can frisbee them.
- 这是你们在农村玩的游戏…
- 是的
Is that a game you play in your rural...
- Yeah. We actually did.
- Oh!
变硬后就可以捡起来
扔得最远的获胜
When they get hard,
you can pick them up and frisbee
and whoever chucks it the furthest wins.
- 爱尔兰怎么样？
- 非常棒！
How was Ireland?
- It was so good.
- Good.
- 我已经两年没见妈妈了
- 我知道！
- I hadn't seen my mum for two years.
- I know.
我为你的狗感到难过卡莱布
- I'm so sorry about your dog, Kaleb.
- Oh yeah, yesterday.
- 是的就在昨天
- 我很遗憾
I'm so sorry.
脸上长癌昨天安乐死了
Cancer all down the side of his face.
Put him down yesterday.
我从来没有安乐死过
一条还能四处乱跑玩耍的狗
I've never put down a dog
that is running around
and trying to play.
太可怕了
It was horrible.
He was just... it was horrible.
- 我很难过
- 它现在在一个更好的地方
- [Lisa] I'm so sorry.
- He's in a better place now.
奶牛会让他振作起来的
And we'll cheer him up
'cause he likes cows.
- 奶牛！
- 不不要吓唬它们
[Jeremy] Cows!
[Lisa] No, don't scare them.
我不是要吓唬它们
我只是说“奶牛”
[Jeremy] I'm not gonna scare them.
I'm just saying "cows."
它们在那边
There they are.
[mooing]
- [Lisa] Oh.
- [Jeremy] Ow.
你好它们的味道可真好闻
[Lisa] Oh, hello.
They smell divine.
[soft music]
当丽莎和卡莱布自我介绍时…
[Jeremy] Whilst Lisa and Kaleb
were introducing themselves...
看看它们它们很放松嘿！
[Kaleb] Look at them, they're so relaxed.
Hey !
兽医迪尔翁来了
[Jeremy] ...Dilwyn the vet arrived.
- 最近如何？
- 还不错
- [Jeremy] How've you been?
- Yeah, not too bad.
必须躲着那些要签名的人
诸如此类的
Just sort of having to fight
all the autograph hunters away
and all that type of stuff, but...
[Kaleb calls the cows]
我们这是在哪？
[Dilwyn] Where are we here?
杰里米？它们想越过栅栏
[Lisa] Jeremy?
They're trying to get over the fence.
什么
[Jeremy] What?
[mooing]
- 真该死
- 它穿过去了
- [wood cracking]
- [Kaleb] Oh fucking hell!
[Lisa] Now through the fence.
- 奶牛出去了！
- 不！真糟糕！
- [Kaleb] Cows are out!
- [Lisa] Jeremy.
[Jeremy] Oh shit!
They'll be on the road.
- 它们会跑到马路上
- 我的天啊
[Lisa] Oh my God.
那边是马路没有栅栏
The road is up there
and there's no fence.
- 快跑！
- 天啊拜托快停下
- [Kaleb] Go on!
- [Jeremy] For heavens... Please stop.
[Kaleb] Go on!
丽莎到那边去
Lisa, come that side!
不！它们回去了…
该死的
[Jeremy] No, they're going back,
they're just...
Oh for fucking hell!
那个角落有一个门
我们引它们去那儿去打开门
[Kaleb] There's a gate in that corner.
We'll walk them down there.
- Jeremy, go and open that gate.
- Yeah.
如果有一个过去
剩下所有的都会跟过去
[Kaleb] If one goes through,
they'll all go through it.
- 我们只要慢慢地引它们去
- 我懂了
We just slowly take them down there,
really slowly.
[Jeremy] Got you.
- 过来吧奶牛们
- 稳稳地
Come on, cows.
[Kaleb] Steady.
- 稳稳地
- 好姑娘
Steady.
[Jeremy] Good girls.
- 它们过去了
- 好姑娘过来
[Dilwyn] Yeah, they're going through.
[Kaleb] Good girls, come on.
这些奶牛来我们这已经一整天了
We've had them a day.
One day.
把奶牛们赶回牧场里还修了栅栏
[Jeremy] Having got the cows back
in their field and mended the fence,
我担心它们像羊一样不守规矩
I was worried that they'd be
just as unruly as the sheep,
但迪尔翁解释了刚刚的事
but Dilwyn explained what was going on.
- 牛群里有等级制度
- 真的吗？
There's a hierarchy.
- 是的
- 有一头牛是首领
- [Jeremy] Really ?
- Yeah, there is.
So there'll be a chief cow in there?
- 嗯
- 可能就是刚刚冲出来的那头
Oh absolutely.
The one that broke through the fence.
或许是它们都知道它们所处的…
- Probably was.
- Probably was.
And they all know
where they are in the...
- 阶级位置真的吗？
- 是的
- Pecking order? Really ?
- Yeah.
它们不爱争吵一切都很和气
And they don't tend to argue then,
and everything goes
really, really nicely.
所以对于奶牛来说
谁先抵达这谁就是领袖
I never knew that.
So with cows, whichever one leads,
like when they first get here,
"I'm in charge."
- 它们都会“同意”？
- 是的
- [Dilwyn] Yeah.
- And they just go "OK."
其他奶牛很乐意跟随
这是牛群的本能反应
Yeah. And the others
are quite happy to follow.
That's what cattle are like,
that's the herd instinct.
即便是试着跳下悬崖
You know, even down to
sort of zebus jumping off a cliff,
穿过赞比西河的瘤牛群也是如此
or trying to cross the Zambezi,
or whatever.
一些说“你先走” 然后其中一头说
“我要走了” 剩下的都将跟随它
They'll all stand there saying
"You go first, you go first."