克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E08

Part 5 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:59 p.m.

on the gauge on the RO?
我不知道什么是逆向渗透
也不知道仪表在哪里
I don't know what the RO is
and I don't know where the gauges are.
我今天会派人过来
[man] Right.
I'll get somebody out to you today.
我们要开一家餐厅
We're opening a restaurant.
今天派人不能帮到我们
You know, "today" isn't really
gonna help us, I don't think.
马上派人会比较好
I mean, like "now" would really help.
脱什么欧啊
如果我们有个波兰人在这里
Fucking Brexit.
We'd have had a Pole here like--
[mimics vibration]
他会这样一顿操作
And he would have done like that.
一开始就不会出问题
Well, it wouldn't have broken
in the first place, would it?
我终于坐进了车里
[Jeremy] Finally, though, I was in my car
并沿着农场车道前往餐厅
and heading down the farm drive
to the restaurant site.
简直了
[Jeremy] Literally... Look at this.
This is... Who are you?
这是…你是谁？
你好我来收取你今天的快递
[man] Hi. I'm collecting
from you today. Courier.
那里有人会帮你谢谢
[Jeremy] Somebody up there
will sort you out. Thanks.
你是？
And you are?
磨坊站古董店前来交货
Delivering something
from Station Mill Antiques.
磨坊站古董？
[Jeremy] Station Mill Antiques?
OK, good, thank you.
好的谢谢
你是杰克卡林是为我们工作的
And you're Jack Carling.
You're working for us.
皮卡车里的这个人是谁？
And who's this one in the pickup truck?
- 你来这里做什么？
- 有位年轻女士的脚受伤了
Morning. What are you here to do?
The young girl's hurt her foot.
有一名员工弄伤了她的脚
[Jeremy] So, one of the employees
has hurt her foot? Lovely. Thank you.
很好谢谢
- Here we go.
- [Paddy] I need...
对不起…不别担心…
帕迪没关系的
- Paddy!
- I'm sorry... No, don't worry.
No, it's all right.
Everyone else is-
我有个朋友带着枪能进来吗？
Can I bring a man with a gun?
狐狸在灌木丛里糟蹋了我们的鸡
The foxes have destroyed our chickens
in that coppice.
- 今晚
- 我觉得那不是狐狸
- Tonight.
- Yeah.
- 你觉得是什么？
- 貂
I don't think it's a fox.
- What do you think it is?
- Mink.
- 那今晚我还能猎杀它吗？
- 可以
- Can I still try and shoot it tonight?
- Yes, yes, yes.
谢谢帕迪
Yeah, thanks, Paddy.
[Jeremy laughs]
欢迎来务农
Welcome to farming!
该死
[Kaleb] Oh shit.
如果你可以再倒回来或者开过去
If you can back up again,
or get over a little bit,
我可以从这条路过来然后去那儿
I can try and come out this way
and then go round there.
我得去那里转转
I've gotta go round there.
- 早上好艾伦
- 你好伙计
[Jeremy] Hi, Alan.
- 好吧
- 我们的水快用完了
[Alan] Hello, mate. All right?
We're running out of water.
Header tank's got about that much in it.
上水箱只有这点水了
然后我们想到水压这么低的
一个可能因素
[Jeremy] And then we discovered
a possible reason
why the water pressure was so low.
有人把洒水器开着把地板都弄湿了
Someone left the sprinkler on
and soaked the floor,
我们得先把它弄干
so we've got to dry it out first.
该死
[Jeremy] Shit !
你觉得我们什么时候可以
安装厨房♥？
So when do you think we can get
the kitchen fitters in?
所以我们要把它搞得漂漂亮亮的
足够干燥
[man] So, we've got to get it
decent enough... dry enough...
该死的
[Jeremy] Fucking hell.
- 那是厨房♥吗？
- 是的
- [Kaleb] Is that the kitchen?
- Yes.
- 哦该死
- 是的
- Oh shit
- Yeah.
我以为厨房♥完工了
I thought the kitchen
would have been in by now.
我在等地板完工
No, I've been waiting
for the flooring to be finished.
该死的
Shitting 'ell.
Take The Long Way Home"
by Supertramp playing]
不断有状况和延误出现
[Jeremy] The issues and delays
were a constant nuisance.
我得到这里来你看
I've gotta come round here, you see?
但我们是迪丽斯库阿特农场的团队
[Jeremy] But this is Team Diddly Squat...
桌子只能那么弄
The tables are only going in and...
我们决心迎头赶上
[Jeremy] And we were determined
to catch up.
[music continues]
我在发送一条餐厅开张的推文
[Jeremy] I'm sending a tweet
about the restaurant opening.
超了四个字母
I'm four letters over.
[music continues]
下午三点前台培训
你们有没有看过
《克拉克森的农场》第一季？
Did you see the first series
of Clarkson's Farm?
没看过
No.
这里是被覆盖的
但如果有西风吹过来
[Jeremy] This is covered,
unless there's a westerly blowing,
大家都会淋湿
in which case everyone gets drenched.
厕所是个问题
Lavatories are an issue.
距离餐馆四百米
They're a quarter of a mile away.
整个菜单基本上都是牛肉
This whole menu is basically a beef menu.
炸肉饼西葫芦配骨髓
We've got a deep-fried croquette, beef,
bone marrow on courgettes.
我们有一个肉馅卷饼…
We've got an empanada with, um...
- 我们称它为馅饼
- 这是馅饼
[Jeremy] We're calling that a pasty.
Yeah, a pasty. It is a pasty.
我习惯了使用这个
It's just I'm used
to spending time with this one.
我是阿根廷人
I'm Argentinian.
- 你是阿根廷人？
- 是的
- [Jeremy] You're Argentinian?
- Yeah.
[laughter]
差不多可以了很棒
[Alan] That's near enough.
That'll do. Lovely.
有没有准备好贵宾套房♥？
[Jeremy] Are you ready
for the VIP suite?
- 是的
- 这里是用来招待大卫贝克汉姆
[Pip] Yeah.
[Jeremy] This is when David Beckham
comes, or Simon Cowell.
或西蒙考威尔的
- 是啊这里十分私密
- 是的
[Pip] So this is very intimate, yeah.
这里需要跟我个头差不多的人
- You just need people my size in here!
- Exactly.
看啊要洗四把刀
Look at that!
Four knives to wash up.
太愚蠢了
Stupid.
我要把它们放在椅子上
I'm just gonna put them
on the chairs for the moment.
- 你看那个艾伦
- 太棒了
Look at that, Alan.
[Alan] Oh, brilliant.
令人惊艳的是
艾伦的团队和做景观的工人
[Jeremy] By six o'clock, amazingly,
Alan's guys and the landscape boys
had finished all their work.
在下午六点前把活干完了
这样皮普的厨房♥团队就可以开工了
So, Pip's kitchen team could start.
[music ends]
说实话工作成绩非常出色
I've gotta be honest,
that was impressive.
我们只有…
只有两天时间要干完所有活
'Cause it's just...
We had to do it in two days, and you said
"Oh, that's gonna be tight." But...
你之前还说“工期会非常紧张”
完成了特别棒
We've done it, haven't we.
Brilliant, yeah.