克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E01

Part 5 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

我们继续
[Jeremy] We pushed on.
在接下来的几天里在又下雨之前
And in the next couple of days managed
to get the remaining barley harvested.
想方设法把剩余的大麦
和所有的油菜籽给收了
And all the rapeseed.
Before rain stopped play again.
但幸运的是
我可以好好利用这段时间
But luckily,
I could make good use of the time.
查理给我找了几头牛我得去看看
Because Charlie had found me
some cows to look at.
所以这些…
我们要买♥♥母牛还是公牛？
[Jeremy] So these--
Are we buying lady cows or man cows?
- 种牛当然是雌性的
- 嗯
[Charlie] The breeding cows
clearly would be female.
但是也要有一些
我们可以养肥然后宰掉的
[Jeremy] Yeah.
[Charlie] But they also have some animals
that we can fatten to kill.
- 可能也有小公牛但是…
- 没错
- So some of those could be boy cows...
- Correct.
在它们成为公牛之前它们是男孩
They're boys before they become bulls.
Are they called bullocks?
- 它们是公牛吗？
- 是公牛
- 是吗？
- 它们没有睾丸
They're called bullocks.
Because they don't have bollocks.
- 为什么没有睾丸？
- 为了安全起先他们阉♥割♥了它们
- [Jeremy] Why not?
- They castrate them. Safer handling.
- 如果你…
- 什么？
[Jeremy] What?
好吧没有睾丸的公牛会更安全
It's safer to handle a male cow
if it doesn't have testicles.
这没道理
如果有人切我的蛋蛋我不会更安全
[Jeremy] That doesn't make any sense.
If somebody cut my balls off
I wouldn't be safe to handle.
你不会产生公牛能产生的
那么多的睾丸激素量
But you're not producing the amount
of testosterone
a bull would be producing.
丽莎问
“我们能不能买♥♥一些长睫毛的牛？”
[Jeremy] Lisa says, "Can we get
some with long eyelashes?"
我不确定她是否适合这种农业生活
I'm not sure she's cut out
for this farming life.
- “长睫毛”？
- 她说：“我希望它们
Long eyelashes?
- “拥有漂亮的长睫毛”
- 我们可以买♥♥一些有长睫毛的
She said: "I want them
to have long eyelashes."
[Charlie] We can get some long eyelashes.
最终我们抵达了
蒂姆的奶牛饲养农场
[Jeremy] Eventually we arrived
at Tim the cow breeder's farm,
位于北安普敦郡
in Northamptonshire.
[engine revving far away]
- 是银石赛道发出的噪音？
- 是的
[Jeremy] Is that Silverstone,
making that racket?
我以为你不会注意到
Yeah. I thought you'd be able
to get to switch off for the day.
总是那么大声吗？
Is it always that loud?
- 是的
- 大多数时候
- [Tim] Yeah.
- Most days.
该死的汽车
[Jeremy] Bloody cars, honestly.
看着你！
Oh, look at you!
- 那是一头肉用公牛
- 这些是肉用公牛
- [Tim] That's a steer.
- [Carrie] These are the steers.
什么是肉用公牛？
What's a steer?
就是没有睾丸的公牛
[Charlie] It's a male with no bollocks.
- 对这是…
- 没有蛋蛋
- [Jeremy] Right.
- No balls.
- 这些是用来吃的
- 这些是用来吃的
- [Jeremy] So these are for eating?
- [Tim] These are for eating.
- 没错这些是种牛
- 这些是种牛全都是种牛
[Jeremy] Right, so these are breeding?
- [Charlie] Yeah.
- [Tim] These are all breeding.
这些是不能吃的
[Jeremy] So these are not
going to be eaten.
- 你可以给它们取名字
- 对
You can give these ones names
and everything.
我从来没有… 这像在公共厕所一样
I've never...
It's like being in a public convenience.
它们会停下来吗？
[laughs]
[Jeremy] Do they ever stop?
Look at them, they're both at it.
- 会的
- 看它们它们俩都在尿
真是…看这头
Oh, it's just... Look at it.
- 会产生很多淤泥
- 是的
[Carrie] You end up with a lot of muck.
- 这就是我们想要的
- 很好
- [Charlie] That's what we want.
- [Carrie] Muck's good.
- 淤泥很好
- 嗯
我希望农场里能有这个
这样就能给我节省氮肥
I want that on the fields, 'cause
it saves me using quite so much nitrogen.
所以我才有这个想法然后我想
That's why I had the idea.
- 鲍里斯已经与澳大利亚达成协议
- 是的
And then I thought, Boris has done
the deal now with Australia.
我认为这不能带来什么好处
No good can come of that,
as far as I can see.
- 啥好处也没有
- 进口便宜的垃圾牛肉
[Tim] No, not at all.
- Cheap, rubbish beef coming in.
- Correct.
如果我们有草食牛肉
我们就开一家餐馆
If we get grass fed beef,
then I open a restaurant,
我不担心与澳大利亚人竞争
so I don't have to worry
about competing with the Australians.
这头短角牛的肉
可能是你吃过的最好吃的牛肉
This shorthorn basically,
not just saying it,
but it'll be some of the best stuff
you've eaten.
- 真的吗？
- 是的
- Really?
- Yeah.
[mooing]
你很棒
You're great. You've got a good face.
你有一张漂亮的脸
杰里米不要吹捧它们…
记住我们后面还得讲价呢
Jeremy, don't big them up.
Remember, we've got to agree a price.
- 我知道我只是喜欢那头牛的脸
- 继续聊吧男孩们继续
- I know, I just like that one's face.
- Keep going, keep going.
玩笑时间结束了该正经挑货了
[Jeremy] Pleasantries over,
it was time to choose what to buy,
我以为这很简单
which I assumed would be
fairly straightforward.
这里有四头奶牛和小牛
那里有四头奶牛和小牛
So there's four cows and calves in here.
Four cows and calves in there.
我们既要有经验丰富的奶牛
也要有小牛
So that would give us some experienced
cows with calves at foot.
会在圣诞节时准备好
And then they'll be ready
at Christmastime.
再过一年
In another year.
- 是的
- 这些要等一年
- Oh?
- [Tim] They're only babies.
所以我们需要一些其他的…
That's why we need some other ones...
- 这些要等一年？
- 是的
These will be a year?
- 这个时间…
- 嗯
- So it's this time--
- Yeah.
- 所以我们需要找其他…
- 天啊这很复杂
So that's why we need to get some others.
This is quite complicated, isn't it?
我们要买♥♥一些…
So we need to be able to get some...
明年春天就能怀孕的奶牛
We need the cows that we start
to get pregnant next spring.
在明年春天产犊
- [Tim] They'll be calving next spring.
- No, getting pregnant then.
不要在下一个…怀孕
不是产犊…
- They calve and then...
- Sorry, calving next spring.
对不起明年春天产犊
- 我们要12头奶牛
- 12头奶牛
- [Jeremy] So we want 12 cows.
- [Charlie] 12 cows.
不我们这里有八头牛
我们这里有多少头？九头牛？
[Tim] No, we've got 8 cows here.
- How many have we got here?
- [inaudible]
八头牛还有小牛
Eight cows here with calves at foot.
我们可能需要一些小母牛
And we might have some heifers.
然后…不小母牛
可以在小牛之前宰杀食用吗？