克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E07

Part 8 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

我们去看看它吧
Let's go and see him.
- 祝你好运杰扎
- 克拉克森
- Cheers.
- Morning.
早上好
Morning. Morning.
在尊严死围栏这
我遇到了屠宰场的老板
[Jeremy] At the dignitas pen,
I met the abattoir boss.
- 早上好
- 你好吗？
- Good morning.
- [Jeremy] How are you?
很好谢谢
I'm well, thanks.
我上次在这为羊感到悲伤时
[Jeremy] Who, when I'd been upset
about the sheep on my last visit,
他说的话让我更难过
had found just the right words
to make me feel worse.
真可惜它们是不错的羊
[abattoir boss] It's a shame
'cause they're nice sheep, aren't they?
这一次我希望他能多一些理解
[Jeremy] This time round, I was hoping
he'd be a bit more understanding.
老实说它的肉看起来很美味
He looks a nice wedge of meat,
to be honest,
you know.
再见了牛
[Jeremy] See you, cow.
再会了
See you on the flip side.
我必须记住它为土壤尽了一份力
I just have to remember
he's done his bit for the soil
它要喂饱一千人
and he's going to feed a thousand people.
这就是我养它的原因
That's why I had him.
下周当把第二头要宰的牛送去时
[Jeremy] And I'd have to be thinking
the same thing the following week,
我也会有同样的思想活动
when Cow 2 was scheduled to go.
餐厅现在进展顺利
而且是真正运作起来了
Because the wheels of the restaurant
were now well and truly turning.
艾伦和他的伙伴们正忙于建筑
Alan and his chaps
were busy with the building work.
尽管我向皮普做了一份荒谬的
“小猪宝贝和斯巴鲁”报告
And despite my nonsensical
Babe and Subaru brief to Pip,
但她还是想出了一些
她认为合适的菜品
she'd come up with some offerings
she hoped would hit the spot.
- 这是牛舌我知道…
- 我喜欢舌头
This is ox tongue, which I know,
you know,
只有两个舌头没那么大喂不饱…
there's only two tongue and it's not that
big, so it can't feed that many people.
- 我可以吃一块吗？
- 吃吧
- Can I have a piece of tongue?
- Yeah.
Go for it.
Mmm. Mmmm.
这儿都有什么？
[Jeremy] What have we got here, then?
一点鸡蛋和泡菜
[Pip] Just a little egg
and pickles.
[Jeremy] Mmmm.
我吃下去了
Mmm, I did it.
该死的
Damn!
每当有人在电视上品尝食物时
他们总是说
Whenever anybody tastes
anything on television,
they always go, "Mmm,"
even if it's disgusting.
我吃下去了如果很难吃的话
Yeah!
我希望这不难吃
[Jeremy] And I just did it.
All right. I hope it's not disgusting!
不这很好吃我要试试这羊肉
[Jeremy] No, that's really delicious.
I'm gonna try some of this lamb chilli-
- 羊胸肉
- 辣椒？
- [Pip] Lamb breast.
- Ooh.
辣椒少许醋大蒜
- [Pip] Our chilli.
- Mm-hmm.
[Pip] Chilli. A bit of vinegar. Garlic.
薄荷、香菜、橄榄油、少许糖
Mint. Coriander. Olive oil.
A tiny bit of sugar.
太棒了
That's just amazing.
- 这是我们的面粉？
- 是的还有你的啤酒
- So this is our flour?
- Yeah.
- 实际上这是啤酒面包
- 嗯
[Pip] Your beer.
- That actually is beer bread?
- Yeah.
- 以前从来没有吃过啤酒面包
- 不错
I've never had beer bread before.
[Pip] Yeah, it's good.
天啊皮普这太好吃了
Cor, jeez, Pip, that is so good.
这是生猪肉？
- [Jeremy] And this is whipped pork...?
- Fat.
- 嗯肥肉
- 肥肉？
- [Jeremy] Fat?
- Yeah. I just thought...
- 我想…
- 减肥杂♥志♥报道过
It's in all the slimming magazines.
没错这些都很棒
[laughs]
[Jeremy] Right, well,
they're all just amazing.
更重要的是
显然皮普可以用牛肉创造奇迹
[Jeremy] More importantly,
it was clear that Pip
could work wonders with a cow.
- 鞑靼牛肉？
- 是啊
[Jeremy] Mmm.
- Oh, beef tartare.
- [Pip] Yeah.
太好了
OK, that's just wonderful.
这是牛肉汤加了骨髓
It's a beef broth and I've put
a bit of bone marrow in there as well.
骨髓是我的最爱
Bone marrow is my favourite.
- 这是肋眼牛排是吗？
- 是的
- This is a ribeye, yeah?
- Yeah.
上面只是撒了盐？
Is that just salt on it?
是的还有一点迷迭香和黄油
[Pip] Yeah. A bit of rosemary
and butter.
[Jeremy] Mm-hmm.
- 我们种的土豆？
- 是的
- Our potatoes.
- [Pip] Yeah.
- 也放了些迷迭香？
- 适合烘烤很好吃
They're really good for roasting.
Really nice.
- 所有的都是这样的？
- 嗯然后他们端给客户
And it all comes on a plate
like this and you just tell 'em--
- 有一块这样的肉？
- 嗯
Yeah, and then everybody serves.
- You just get a piece of meat like that?
- [Pip] Yeah.
皮普这道菜特别好吃
[Jeremy] Pip, I think
that's spectacularly good.
我现在对此感到非常兴奋
我们真的要实现餐厅梦了
I'm really excited now by this.
We're actually going to do it.
Goody Goody Getter"
by Denise LaSalle playing]
我现在知道我们可以用我们农场
生产的东西和来自我们邻居的产品
[Jeremy] I now knew that we could make
an exciting menu using stuff
制♥作♥一份美味的菜单
from our farm and from our neighbours.
并且食物可以在厨房♥准备
然后顺利送到餐厅
And that the food would have
a smooth ride
from the prep kitchen to the restaurant,
因为农场小路铺得很顺利
because the farm track
was coming along nicely.
[reverse alarm]
[music continues]
[reverse alarm]
卡莱布你可以在那多放点闪光灯
[Jeremy] You could do with a few more
flashing lights on that thing, Kaleb.
请记住我们正在建设
[Kaleb] Remember, we're in construction.
也许现在这些还不够
Maybe I haven't got enough.
好了小卡
这个弄完今晚就干完了吧？
[Jeremy] There you go, Fuck Trumpet.
Shall we call it a night after this one?
是的你现在看起来真老
真是难以置信
[Kaleb] Yeah. You look like such
an old man right now. It is unreal.
我喜欢盘腿驾驶
I like the cross-legged
driving position.
你鼻尖上戴着眼镜然后盘腿坐着
[Kaleb] You look like you're sat there
with your glasses on the end
of your nose, cross-legged,
阅读有关如何获得晨勃的专栏
reading a column or something
about how to get it up
in the morning.
老实说我真的一整天
都觉得自己老了
[Jeremy] Truth be told, I really had been
feeling like an old man all day.
[lively music]
第二天早上我发现了原因
And the next morning, I found out why.
[sighs] Oh. Not again.
不会又来了吧
该死的
Shit.
然而因为这是一个农场
农场不能就这样停下来
[Jeremy] However, because this is a farm
and farms can't just stop,
我决定按照普♥京♥的新冠预防手册做
I decided
to take a leaf out of Putin's book
并安排了与查理的晨会
on COVID precautions,