克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E06

Part 4 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:58 p.m.

a suitable hedge?
所以我们征求你的许可
[Robin] Yes.
So we're going to lay this hedge,
with your permission,
把树篱从这里开始绕过来搭到那边
from here right way round to there.
我们将有32名参赛者
使用5种不同的风格
And we'll have thirty-two competitors
doing five different styles.
总结一下就是用树篱来搭篱笆
[Jeremy] You're basically making a fence
out of a hedge?
你看这是一门手艺
[Robin] Yes. Well, see, it's a craft.
在我看来我挺狡猾的
[Jeremy] In my mind,
I was being rather cunning,
因为我猜我能得到一个免费的栅栏
because I assumed
I was getting a free fence.
然而…
However...
赛在9点开始持续五个小时
[Robin] The competition,
we start it at nine.
如果你能为他们提供些吃的
那就太好了
Five hours. You'll be very kind
to provide them with something to eat.
- 所以我得做午饭
- 好的
- Oh, so I'm doing lunch?
- Yes, yes.
多少人？
How many people?
32个加上…
Thirty-two.
妻子和伴侣
所以可能有六七十个人？
- Plus...
- And wives and partners.
So it could be sixty? Seventy?
- 是的
- 所以要准备丰盛的午餐
- Yes, yes.
- So, big lunch.
是在屋子里好些
还是在这搭一个帐篷？
And does that tend to be in the house
or do we put up a marquee?
- 如果你搭一个大帐篷之类的…
- 搭个大帐篷
- If you're gonna put up a marquee...
- A marquee.
比赛最后由你们颁发奖金
And at the end of this,
you will put in the prize money,
etcetera.
等等
- 我来颁发奖金吗？
- 是的由你来
- So I do the prize money?
- Yes, you do.
你们通常提供什么样的奖品？
What sort of level of prize money
would it normally be?
每个等级大约240英镑
Per class, it's about £240.
每个等级240英镑共有五个等级
£240 per class and there's five classes?
五个等级没错
Five classes, yes.
这个消息让我翻出了急救箱
[Jeremy] This news caused me
to break out my emergency first-aid kit.
我的天啊
[Robin] Oh my God!
我一直坐在那看着黑刺李杜松子酒
我是指黑刺李浆果
I'd been sitting
looking at the sloe gin...
I mean the sloe berries.
我们之前制♥作♥的
These are ones we made earlier.
天啊这很不错
Oh my God. This is good.
- 干杯
- 干杯
- Cheers!
- [Robin] Cheers to you.
挺好的
That's good.
用那边的黑刺李混合了一点杜松子酒
- The sloe's out of there.
- Yeah.
Mixed with a little bit of gin.
这里有饮料英王醇姜利口酒
There's a drink here... I don't know
if you've come across it, King's Ginger.
这总是能让我感到愉悦
Which I'm always amused by.
上面写着
“这种姜汁酒品是由贝瑞兄弟
It says here: "This ginger beverage
"was specifically formulated
by Berry Brothers in 1903
“在1983年专门
为爱德华七世调制的”
"for King Edward VII."
“创造这种酒品是为了激励陛下
"It was created to stimulate His Majesty
“在早上乘坐他崭新的老式汽车”
"during morning rides
in his new horseless carriage."
实际上是为酒后驾车而发明的
It was actually invented
for drinking and driving!
“这会让你暖和的先生”
- "This'll keep you warm, sir."
- Horseless carriage!
老式汽车
- 坐在1903年的新款老式汽车里
- 对
[Jeremy] In his new horseless carriage
in 1903.
Yeah, yeah.
我的蒸发了
So, my mine's evaporated.
[laughs]
在罗宾的树篱基金掏空我的钱包
[Jeremy] After Robin's hedge fund
had emptied my wallet
还有我的酒柜后
and my drinks cabinet,
我前去看望我的创业宝宝
I went off to see
the entrepreneurial foetus,
他刚刚为他的不断壮大的
who'd just invested in some new kit
农场承保业务投资了新装备
for his ever-growing farm
contracting business.
你怎么看？
[Kaleb] What do you think?
你买♥♥了新拖拉机？
Have you got a new tractor?
- 有点小
- 什么意思小？
A bit small.
[Kaleb] What do you mean, "small"?
- 210匹马力
- 有助力系统
210 horsepower.
- [Jeremy] Well, with boost.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- 嗯
- 185
你觉得轮子怎么样？我定制的
[Jeremy] 185.
What do you think of the wheels, though?
I customised it.
- 黑色轮胎
- 黑色轮胎
- [Jeremy] Black wheels?
- Black wheels.
上面加了加速条纹
[Kaleb] I put a go-fast stripe on it
as well.
- 在哪里？在车顶上吗？
- 没有在引擎盖上
Where is it?
Is it on the roof?
No, on the bonnet.
So it starts here, look.
从这里开始看…
这就是你的加速条纹
[Jeremy laughs]
So that's your go-faster stripe?
顶部也有
- [Kaleb] And it's on the top as well.
- Yeah, because...
所以你有加速条纹的
唯一证据就是那个？
So the only evidence that you've got
a go-faster stripe is that.
- 是的
- 185匹马力多少钱？
Yeah.
185 horsepower.
How much was it?
A hundred and four.
比我的拖拉机贵两倍半
Two and a half times more expensive
than my tractor
还少了100匹马力
and with a hundred horsepower less.
- 这个的起重能力是多少？
- 8.75
Lifting capacity of this?
Eight point seven-five?
10.5
- Ten and a half.
- Yeah?
是吗？我有全球定位系统
I've got GPS.
好吧你觉得全球定位系统
会在多久后失窃？
Right. And how long do you think
you're gonna have GPS before it's stolen?
几个月
Oh, a couple of months.
在农民的全球定位系统被偷之前
What's the longest
a farmer's ever owned GPS
最长能用多久？
before they get up in the morning
and someone's nicked it?
大概六个月最长能用这么久
Probably six months
is the longest time.
他的拖拉机的第一份工作
[Jeremy] His piddly tractor's first job
就是帮我种春大麦
would be to help me plant
the spring barley.
你少了几根插脚看
[Kaleb] You're missing a few, um...
pins, look.
把条播机拆到我的超级兰博基尼上
[Jeremy] Which meant
attaching the drill
to my vastly superior Lambo.
- 我的天啊！
- 怎么了？
- [Kaleb] Oh my God!
- [Jeremy] What?
大概是一只小鼩鼱
[Kaleb] It's a little shrew or something.
它在那
- [Jeremy] Oh, there he is! Oh wow!
- [Kaleb] Get the gun.
拿把枪来
别那么残忍♥
[Jeremy] Don't be so unkind.
你不怕老鼠？
- 我不喜欢鼠类
- 它不是老鼠
- [Jeremy] You're not frightened of mice?
- I don't like rats and mice.
- 请把它解决了
- 不要
- It's not a rat, it's a mouse.
- [Kaleb] Can you finish him off, please?
I'm not gonna finish him off!
我不会和它一起出发的
这个是一直通下去的吗？
And I'm not going out there
with him in there.