克拉克森的农场（2021）

Clarkson's Farm S02E01

Part 8 Feb. 13, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

Right, that's it,
the harvest of 2021 is in
现在是奶牛！
and now... cows!
[upbeat music]
行了
[Jeremy] Right. Here.
这里
- 你在做什么？
- 我完全被这件事吸引住了
- What are you doing?
- I'm getting fully gloved-up for this.
我不喜欢杂酚油
因为有一次我弄到了眼睛里
I do not like creosote,
after it got in my eye that time.
- 像雪花一样敏感难以置信
- 雪花
Such a snowflake, it's just unbelievable.
- 你像雪花一样敏感
- 我没有
[Kaleb] Snowflake.
- You are a snowflake.
- I'm not!
看我拿着杂酚油…
Look, I'm holding creosote...
我本可以将这场涉及代沟的辩论
持续几个小时
[Jeremy] I could have carried on with
this generation gap debate for hours,
但我和卡莱布要把新来的奶牛围起来
but Kaleb and I needed
to fence off a field for the new cows.
我真的不想用这过时的工具
And I really didn't fancy putting in
280 fence posts
插280根栅栏
using his medieval man killer.
[lively music]
再高一些
[Kaleb] Higher.
所以我租了一台内燃机来代替
[Jeremy] So I hired some internal
combustion instead.
这玩意是你生意的终结者
[Kaleb laughs]
What this is, is the end
of your business.
你为什么要雇佣承包商
Wow.
Because why would you ever employ
来建栅栏你不是有围栏系统吗？
a fencing contractor
when you have the Solo Track?
好的说到点上了
OK.
围栏系统所以你要自己来
Good point. Solo Track. So that means
you're gonna be doing it on your own.
- 只要你解释这些是如何运作的
- 那我可以走了？
Once you've explained to me
how these things work.
- Then I can go home?
- Just explain how it works.
只需要解释这是如何运作的
如果你把它转过来停在那里
我们就能倒车下去
Turn it round and then park it there,
and we'll reverse it down the line.
停
Stop.
把机器安装到位
并配备一些敏感的个人防护装备
[Jeremy] After getting
the machine into position
and putting on some
snowflake PPE, we began.
我们开始了
好的往下打桩
Right, drop that down on that.
Whoa!
真是一台神奇的机器不是吗？
[Jeremy] That is one hell of a machine,
isn't it?
太棒了
[Kaleb] Beautiful.
这把履带式瑞士军刀还有更多用法
[Jeremy] And this tracked
Swiss army knife
had even more tricks up its sleeve.
继续
[Kaleb] Keep going,
keep going, keep going.
- 拉紧了吗？
- 全都紧绷着
- [Jeremy] Is that tense?
- That's all tense down there now.
继续
Keep going.
握紧了吗？
Holding it tight.
- 如果断了怎么办？
- 会很痛
- [Jeremy] What if it snaps?
- It will hurt.
要我收拾干净吗？
[Kaleb] Do you want me to clear it off?
干得好你戴着安全头盔！
[Jeremy] Good job
you're wearing a safety helmet.
你敏感是好事
还是你是X世代的？是什么？
Good job you're a snowflake.
Or are you Gen X? What are you?
- 你什么意思？
- 你出生在20世纪吗？
What do you mean?
Were you born in the 20th century?
- 你是吧？
- 不是我是1998年出生的
No. 1998.
那是…
That's...
20世纪是20…
不从2000年开始不是吗？
The 20th century,
that's 2000 onwards, isn't it?
不是的我们现在是21世纪
No, we're in the 21st century now.
是吗？
Are we?
[soft music]
第二天围栏建好了
[Jeremy] The following day,
the fencing was complete,
正好赶上迪丽斯库阿特新居民的到来
just in time for the arrival
of our new Diddly Squat residents.
时髦的卡车
[Jeremy] Oh wow, snazzy lorry.
- 没错难道不是吗？
- 嗯
- [Charlie] That is, isn't it?
- Yeah.
[cows mooing]
听！
Listen.
很遗憾卡莱布没在没能看到这一幕
他得回家给他的狗施行安乐死
Sadly Kaleb's not here to see this 'cause
he's had to go home to put his dog down.
真可怕
Bloody awful.
好的
[Tim] OK.
欢迎
Welcome.
看你们的新房♥子
Look, your new house!
- 那是一头小牛
- 是的
So that's calf.
[Charlie] Yep.
- 这是它们的妈妈？
- 是的
- And this is their mothers.
- Yeah.
看它们这头好大
[Jeremy] Look at them.
This is tremendous.
[mooing]
你是一名女士
So, you're a lady cow.
你是牛先生牛小姐
You're a man cow.
Lady cow.
牛小姐
Lady cow.
我一直有点害怕牛
I've always been slightly scared of cows,
I'll be honest.
但你看起来并不害怕看你的毛发
You don't look scary at all.
Look at your hair!
我查了一下实际上
I looked it up and actually,
每年都有很多人被牛杀死
a lot of people are killed
by cows every year.
A lot!
主要是徒步的人这没什么问题
I mean mostly ramblers,
which obviously is...
fine.
它们很满意我知道羊群刚来时
This is properly satisfying.
I know the sheep were satisfying
when they first arrived,
它们也很满意
然后它们很快就变得不满
and they quickly became unsatisfying,
但我看不出来
这些会给我带来什么烦恼
but I can't see these being a nuisance.
下一集
[theme music playing]
奶牛出来了！
[Kaleb] Cows are out!
该死的！
[Jeremy] Oh shit!
天啊你在哪里？费恩！
God, where are you? Fern!
该死的！
- [cows mooing]
- [Kaleb] Fucking hell!
[theme music playing]