巅峰拍档（2002）

Top Gear S22E05

Part 9 May 28, 2021, 11:27 a.m.

啊，真开心！
Ah, joy!
瞧，一路顺风，标致
So, there we are - Peugeot.
他们擅长制♥造♥结实的车
They were brilliant at making strong cars.
擅长制♥造♥优秀运动型车
They were brilliant at making sporty cars,
在过去十年
and for the last decade,
他们制♥造♥优秀的烂车
they have been brilliant at making terrible cars.
这就是全世界最烂司机的最佳选择
This really is THE perfect car for the world's imperfect drivers.
“阻止超速最佳办法”
"The simple way to stop speeding is to hand a jail sentence
“是把所有超速者关进监狱”
"to anyone who's caught breaking the speed limit,
“但也会产生些问题”
"and that will sort the problem."
“Ramsgate的珍妮，肯特郡...”
Jenny in Ramsgate, Kent...
“但也有个担忧”
But here's the worry.
很快，标致会改变主意
Soon, it will be time for Peugeot to change its mind again
生产其他物品
and think of something new.
谁知道他们会生产什么
And who knows what that'll be.
按照标致尿性，估计是...
Knowing Peugeot, it could be...
一种惰性气体
a type of inert gas.
或者标致nine-piece蓝调乐队
The Peugeot nine-piece Rhythm and Blues band.
只有时间能告诉我们
Only time will tell.
真的？
Really?
Top Gear史上最烂车
Worst thing ever on Top Gear, the choking
从未有过比在烟熏火燎的
I've never, never ever had anything worse
标致上更糟的体验了
than being choked to death in a car on fire.
等等。啥？等等
Hang on. What? Hang on a minute.
你俩是说标致花了十年
Are you two saying that Peugeot have spent ten years
故意制♥造♥烂车？
deliberately making terrible cars?
没人能不经意地持续十年造烂车
Mm. Well, yeah - you can't make cars that consistently bad by accident.
想想这个，哈蒙德
No, think about it, Hammond, think about it.
造一辆刹车复杂，悬挂昂贵的车
What is the point of making a car
究竟有什么意义
with complicated brakes and expensive suspension
如果只是为了卖♥♥给那些
if you're just going to sell it to someone
对杰里米·瓦因和小♥额♥贷♥款♥感兴趣的人
who only wants Jeremy Vine and easy finance?
你造出便宜的车
Exactly - you make cars as cheaply as possible
卖♥♥给那些根本不在意的人
and then sell them to people who won't notice.
这么想，就在我们说话时
I mean, think of it this way, OK? Right now, even as we speak,
9百万不喜欢车的英国人
nine million people in Britain are so uninterested in cars,
正在看另个频道的《助产士》
they're watching that Midwife thing on the other side.
你想说这些人都是标致车主？
And you're saying they're all Peugeot drivers?
没错，如果听到标致开始养牛
Yes, I am, and they're all going to be absolutely heartbroken
他们会伤心欲绝
when Peugeot starts making cows.
伴随这条消息，又该说再见了
And on that bombshell, it's time to end.
感谢各位收看。下周见。晚安！
Thank you so much for watching. See you next week. Good night!