巅峰拍档（2002）

Top Gear S22E04

Part 5 May 28, 2021, 11:27 a.m.

太棒了。哇！太棒了
Is it really fantastic.Wow!This is great.
首先我要对满街的
Cos I was going to begin
旅行车说声抱歉
by apologising for the trailers we have.
旅行车！噢！那些房♥车，很漂亮
The trailers!Oh!Those trailers,yeah.They're really nice.
威尔房♥车的吧台很有档次
Will set his bar very high with trailers
真的？是的，他的房♥车很豪华
Really? Yes,his trailer is pimped.
我对房♥车很用心
I'm very serious about trailers.
我的房♥车，它必须，你懂的
The trailer,you know,it has to be,like,you know
必须精雕细琢，有环绕音响系统，要有...
you got to hook it up,have a stereo system,you know,it has to...
车顶有很多面镜子...没记错的话
Yours had mirrors on the roof...if I recall.
我没暗喻什么，说的是事实！
I'm not insinuating anything,I'm just saying!
有麻烦了！
That's going to get in trouble!
有大♥麻♥烦了！
That's going to get us in trouble,there we go!
我已经在想象了！
Already in trouble where my mind's gone!
不久以前，你还在出演电视剧《Neighbours》
No,cos really,not that long ago,you were in Neighbours.Yeah.
我感兴趣的是，这是一部澳洲TV剧...
What interests me about Neighbours,which is an Aussie TV...
我知道《neighbours》是什么！别装了
I know what neighbours is!Don't pretend you know.
两天前，有人问他知不知道我参演的
Two days ago,they asked him what show I did in Australia
一部澳洲热播剧，他说了个C开头的名字
a very popular show,and you said it started with C.
我只是不记得了。剧名里没有C
I couldn't remember the name.There's no C in it.
我猜威尔·史密斯回去会这样
I just can't see Will Smith finishing his day going
“我得恶补《Neighbours》这部剧”
"You know what,I think I'll watch Neighbours."
噢，6点半，我的节目开始了
Ooh, 6:30, my show's on.
罗素·克劳参演了这部剧，对吧？
Russell Crowe started in that,didn't he?
盖·皮尔斯也在其中。还有凯莉
What's his name,Guy Pearce was another one.Kylie is another one.
是。我在想，你知道《加冕街》吗？
（60年开播英国肥皂剧，仍在播出）
Yes,yes.I was wondering,do you know Coronation Street?
我全知道！
I know all those shows,man!
你不知道！因为你...这些DVD我全有！
You don't! And you won't because...I got the DVDs and everything!
太难以置信了
It's just unbelievable,I'm afraid.
我都知道，《加冕街》
I know all about this,the Coronation Street
《Neighbours》所有这些
and Neighbours and all those.
《伦敦东区》
EastEnders.
你们是来宣传新片的。没错
Now,em,you are over here,obviously,to promote a film.Yes.
片名Focus，和那辆小福特没半毛钱关系
It's called Focus,but it isn't about the small Ford hatchback
这会令有些观众失望。
which will have disappointed some people in here.
内容说的是你俩的爱情，很温馨
Well,it's a love story between you two,which is rather sweet.
片子很有意思...
It's interesting,it's...
我扮演一个老千兼神偷
My character plays a conman,a master thief
同时也是个大骗子...
and part of being a master thief is he's a liar and...
他遇到玛格特演的角色杰丝，之后坠入爱河
he meets Margot's character,Jess,and falls madly in love
很快他意识到谎言和爱情水火不容
and realises quickly that lying and
loving don't go together too well.
虽然这两样总在一起。但不好处理
They go together OFTEN,but they don't go together WELL.
我们有段预告片，来看看。OK
I believe we have a clip,which we can show now.OK.
♪ 这是一个男人的世界… ♪
你在做比大买♥♥卖♥♥？
♪ This is a man's world... ♪
Are you working an angle?
如果我是你，我不会相信他。那我该相信你？
I wouldn't trust him,if I were you.But I should trust you?
你有麻烦了。我要杀了你。待会杀
You've got a problem.I am going to kill you.Kill me later.
你输光了大家的钱，和我的钱？！嘿！
You lost everyone's money,my money?!Hey!
这是你的事。我猜你弄丢了。
This is your mess.I think you're losing it.
你来这干什么？好奇心真强
Then why did you come up here?
Professional curiosity.
我喜欢咪♥咪♥。你懂的，双赢
And I like boobs.You know,I figured it was a win-win.
今晚才是游戏的重点
At the end of the day,this is a game of focus.
你注意我脱衣服的镜头吗？注意了吗？
Did you notice when I had my shirt off? You noticed,didn't you?
看到那镜头了？
Did you see that shot?
我想知道你看没看见！
I just want to know if you saw the shot!
玛格特没穿裤子。噢，是的！你瞧那去了！
Margot had her trousers off.Oh,yes!You saw that!
有点分神。我懂了，我懂了
Slightly more distracting.I get that,I get that.
你的裸体我见过无数次了
And I've seen you with no shirt on a million times,but I've never
但从没见过玛格特不♥穿♥衣服的样子
Well,I have seen Margot with no clothes on.
我没见过你...
I've never seen you...
真尴尬。确实
This just got awkward.It did.
有件事更尴尬
Now,one of the things that make it even more awkward
你在阿根廷拍过很多电影。是的
is you filmed quite a lot of the movie in Argentina.Yes.Yeah.
那里感觉如何？我？
How did that go for you? For me?
感觉很棒。很棒
It was good.It was good,man.
阿根廷很棒。是吗？
Argentina's fantastic.Is it?
阿根廷有啥问题吗？阿根廷有啥问题吗？
发生什么事了吗？
What's wrong with Argentina?What's wrong with Argentina?
What happened?
很多XX的事！
Every BLEEP thing!
好的……我喜欢你们的新片,祝它热映。
The thing is...Well,I enjoyed it and best of luck with it.
谢谢。什么时候上映？啥时候？
Well,thank you,man.When's it open? When does it open?
27号♥。2月27号♥。英国也是27号♥？是的！OK！
27th.27th.February 27th.Is it the 27th here? Yes!OK!
接下来聊车
Now,we've got to get onto cars
你在澳洲农场长大
because you grew up on a farm in Australia
所以估计你从小就会开车
so you,presumably,have been driving since you were naught
澳洲很广袤
because it's such a vast area.
确实很大，我的家规是
Yeah,it's huge,but,yeah,in our family,the rule was
只要孩子够得着油门
you could drive as soon as you could like,you know
就允许你开车
physically reach the pedals
当你年龄达到两位数，能拥有自己的车
and you could have the car on your own
when you reached double digits
当你十岁，你就能...
so when you were ten,you were allowed to...
记得九岁那年
And I remember being nine years old
我和父母争吵“太荒谬了
and arguing with the parents,being like,"Guys,this is absurd.
我不是小孩了...”他们说
I'm not like..."And they're like,"No,you're nine.
“你才9岁还要等一年”于是我“这真是...
You have to wait another year."And I was like,"This is...
简直不敢相信。太荒谬了”
I can't believe this.This is ridiculous."
你去过澳洲吗？澳洲...不不不
Have you been out to the outback? The out...No,no,no.
我觉得你很适合澳洲。你会爱上那的
I feel like you'd fit right in.You'd just love it.
因为我黑？你开始种族歧视了
So it's a racial thing? You went racial.
你第一辆车是啥？
And,so,what was your first car?
一辆糖果红IROC Z，雪佛兰科迈罗
It was a candy apple-red IROC Z,a Camaro.
显然英国没这车。是的，没有
Apparently you don't have those here.No,we don't.No.
我们没...怎么说来着？那口味
We have...What's the word? Taste.
我在想“或许表明你不了解车”
I was thinking"Maybe this would indicate you don't know about cars"
接着我想转换到歌♥曲
and then I started to look into some of the lyrics.
你对威尔的早期作品有印象吗？噢，老天
Are you familiar with the lyrics of the early songs? Oh,jeez.
我那时还没出生
I wasn't born.
你有首歌♥叫《Gettin' Jiggy Wit It》。是的
In a song called Gettin' Jiggy Wit It.Yes.
这首我有印象
I remember that.Yeah,I know that one.
我有点记不清这歌♥了
I don't recognise that one.
“那有一辆850is”
（歌♥词）
It's got 850is.
“如果你需要离开”
（歌♥词）
850is if you need a lift.
“敞篷车里的孩子是谁？还能是谁？”
（歌♥词）
Who's the kid in the drop? Who else?
“威尔·史密斯”
（歌♥词）
Will Smith.
drop我猜是指敞篷车。没错
Now,drop,I presume,means drop-top.Drop-top,yes.
我没听说过850这款车
They never did a drop-top 850.
一个小问题
It's a small problem.
不，别别
No,no,hold on.
看，他以为了解所有车
Now,see,he thinks he knows everything.
自以为是
He thinks he knows everything.
在美国，我们定制自己的车
In the United States,we do a thing where we customise our cars.
还有一首
Can I just give you another one?
《Just Cruisin》
“The Maestro”（歌♥词）
记得后面吗？
Just Cruisin.The Maestro.Do you know the next bit?
是的，是的。
“漂亮的车流”（歌♥词）
Yes,yes,yes.Nice flow.
“漂亮的车流。劲如氮气。冷若冰霜。冷若冰霜”
(歌♥词)
Nice flow.Hot like nitro.Cool as ice,though.Cool as ice,though.
一种形容方式。你知道Maestro是啥吗？你有图？
That's a dichotomy.Do you know what a Maestro is? You've got one?
就是它
There you go.
噢，老天
Oh,my God.
你对我歌♥词的解读实在让人尴尬
It is so awkward for me to hear you say my lyrics like that.
眼泪都笑出来了
No,it's making my eyes water.
闹够了。说圈速
We've done enough of this now.We want to get onto your laps.
OK。感觉如何？很有意思
OK.How did you enjoy it out there? It was really fun.
虽然伤脑筋，但很有趣。是吗？是的
It was really nerve-racking,but it was really fun.Was it? Yeah.
感觉很棒
It's fantastic.