金色年代

The Goldbergs S04E24

Part 1 Dec. 7, 2019, 8:59 p.m.

离家去读大学
Ah, going away to college.
想当年为全新的开始打包行囊
Back in the day, packing up your life
是全国各地的高四生
for a fresh start was a sacred ritual
必经的神圣仪式
for high-school seniors everywhere.
说到永远离开家没人比我姐更为之兴奋
And no one was more excited to go away forever than my sister.
好了大学行李都打包好了
Okay, I'm all packed for college.
现在我只要和宿舍舍长搞好关系
Now all I need is to befriend my R.A.
就可以办啤酒聚会不被罚了
so that I can throw a kegger without consequences.
你三个月后才走
Well, you're three months early.
你还没从高中毕业呢
You haven't even graduated high school yet.
我或许急躁了些
I may have jumped the gun a bit,
但那也是因为我每时每刻都在倒数
but it's only because I'm counting down the hours
盼望着早日离开这鬼地方
until I get out of this hellhole.
你懂的
You get it.
我还有三个月的时间
Well, I still have three months left
让你做我的小宝贝
where you're my little baby schmoo
你讨人喜欢得让我想把你含进嘴里
that I want to gobble up because you're just so delicious!
你的妈妈大脑不肯接受现实
Aww. Your mom-brain is fighting this.
真有趣
It's funny.
看着我的孩子被大学夺走哪里有趣
There's nothing funny about losing a child... to college.
妈面对现实吧我们家要大变样了
Mom, face it. Our family is changing.
过去几年里你所熟悉的一切
Everything that you've come to know over the past few years
都要变得天翻地覆了
is about to be turned on its head.
不许这么说
Don't say that!
金伯格一家永远不会改变
The Goldbergs will always stay the same!
这个家里什么都不会变
Nothing will ever change in this house.
除了兰妮要去学服装设计
Nothing except Lainey leaving for fashion school
无情地朝我的梦想泼大粪
and basically taking a dump on my dreams.
好吧我承认那也是一大改变
Okay, fine. I acknowledge that's also big.
爱丽卡和兰妮都要去读大学了
Erica and Lainey are going to college.
但仅此而已没有其他改变了
But that's it -- no more changes.
妈你能帮我买♥♥点比克牌剃须刀吗
Hey, Ma, can you pick up some Bic razors?
我的剃须刀刮胡茬后都钝了
Mine's a little dull from scraping the old scruff.
不坏孩子你刮什么胡子
No! Bad boy! You do not shave!
我不刮不行我的她杰基喜欢没胡茬的我
I gotta. My old lady, Jackie, likes me smooth.
但我才是你的她
But I'm your old lady.
要知道在我还是个小孩时你这么说
You know, saying that kind of stuff was cute
还挺有爱的但现在有点让人不舒服了
when I was a tiny child, but now it's getting weird.
好吧爱丽卡和兰妮要去读大学
Fine. Erica and Lainey are leaving.
我的宝贝儿子长成了一个身材瘦长
My little baby boy has grown into a gangly,
声音低沉浑身是毛的年轻人
deep-voiced, furry young man.
但仅此而已没有其他改变了
But that's it -- no more changes.
大家小心借过
Look out, everybody. Make way!
爱丽卡说她走后我能住她房♥间对吧
Erica said that I can have her room now that she's gone, right?
对了现在你也住在这了
Oh, right. You're here, too.
没错从现在起
That's right. From now on,
由我马文播放所有热门歌♥曲
it's gonna be W-M-A-R-V playing all the hits.
现在由我说了算贝弗
I'm calling the shots now, Bev.
去他的我放弃了
Screw it! I give up!
这家里的一切都不会和过去一样了
Nothing will ever be the same again in this house!
我回来了谁也别烦我
I'm home! Nobody bother me!
电视是我的
TV's mine!
永远不要变你这个可爱又可怜的家伙
Never change, you beautiful, miserable man!
金色年代第四季第二十四集[本季终]
那是一九八几年的5月17日
It was May 17, 1980-something,
我和我最爱的女孩
and I was with my favorite girl,
一起看我最爱的系列电影
watching my favorite film franchise.
我不想夸大其词
I don't want to overstate it,
但《警♥察♥学校2 初露锋芒》
but "Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment"
是我们这个时代最重要的电影
is literally the most important movie of our time.
这一部的确备受好评
Sure, it's a critical darling,
但说到笑点密集度
but if we're talking about laughs per minute,
排名第一的必须是
then you got to go with
《警♥察♥学校3 初为人师》
"Police Academy 3: Back in Training."
有道理你有没有时间
Point taken. Hey, do you have time to stay
留下一起看《警♥察♥学校4 全民警♥察♥》
and watch "Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol"?
当然《警♥察♥学校5 迈阿密之旅》
Obviously. "Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach"
明天就上映了去之前我们必须复习全集
comes out tomorrow, and we can't go in unprepared.
我的天
Oh, my God!
我的女朋友
I have a girlfriend
居然真的喜欢《警♥察♥学校》
who actually likes "Police Academy"!
你刚刚说我是你女朋友
You just called me your girlfriend.
该死我是不是过分了
Oh, balls. Did I go -- I went too far.
我过分了
I went too far.
没有既然你说了那我也要说
I mean, no. You said it, so I'll say it, too.
男朋友
Boyfriend.
女朋友
Girlfriend.
-男朋友 -女朋友
- Boyfriend. ?- Girlfriend.
-男朋友 -女朋友
- Boyfriend. -? A girlfriend.
-男朋友 -女朋友
- Boyfriend. -? Girlfriend!
该死你为什么一定要
Damn it! Why do you insist
挖出我健美胸肌后面的心脏
on ripping my heart from my shredded pecs
将它踢到一锅烈焰之中
and punting it into a cauldron of flames?
还有几个月我就要去读大学了
Look, we only have a few months left before I go to college!
我们不要把时间浪费在吵架上
Let's not waste it fighting!
但我希望我们的"巴瑞兰妮夏日分手之旅"
But I want our Barry/Lainey Summer of Love Farewell Tour
完美无瑕
to be perfect!
我也希望那样
And I want that, too,
但你这张强制性活动清单太强人所难了
but this list of mandatory activities is just too much.
拜托你看看
I mean, come on. Look at this --
公路旅行野餐演唱会滑雪
road trips, picnics, concerts, skiing,
采摘苹果采摘浆果采摘梨子
apple picking, berry picking, pear picking --
摘这么多水果做什么
so many fruits.
我不想做这么多苦工
I don't want to work this hard.
这听起来像是激烈的私人讨论
This sounds like an intensely personal conversation,
所以你们是否该换个很远很远的地方谈
so you may want to take it far, far away
不要打扰我和我女朋友
from me and my girlfriend.
男朋友
Boyfriend.
-女朋友 -男朋友
- Girlfriend. - ?Boyfriend.
女朋友
Girlfriend.
看看我们
Look at us!
好好看看我们告诉你们某一天
Look at us closely and know that one day
你们也会变成我们这样你们两个小屁孩
you'll end up just like us, you ridiculous children.
你这话既让人不舒服又没礼貌
This is getting weird and insulting.
到时你就知道了
All right. You'll see.
我们就是未来的你们这感觉逊毙了
We're the future you, and it sucks hard.
我们永远不会变成那样对吧
That'll never be us, right?
拜托我们的感情多稳固
Come on. We're rock-solid.
没有任何事能够动摇
Nothing can shake that.
-男朋友 -女朋友
- Boyfriend. ?- Girlfriend.
-男朋友 -女朋友
- Boyfriend. ?- Girlfriend.
-男朋友 -女朋友
- Boyfriend. ?- Girlfriend.
郑重宣布我有个女朋友
It was official. I had a girlfriend
她也喜欢看《警♥察♥学校》
who liked "Police Academy."
我的人生终于时来运转直到这一幕发生
Life was finally looking up until this happened.
-该死 -亚当
- Oh, balls. - Adam?
没错我们都遇到过这种事
Yep. We've all been there --
和新欢约会时遇到旧爱
running into your ex with your new love.
理所当然地我应付自如
Naturally, I handled it like a pro.
戴娜是你
Dana! Hey!
你最近还好吗
How are things going up in here?
我本想给你打电♥话♥ 今年夏天我在家过
I was gonna call. I'm back for the summer.
今年夏天吗太疯狂了
This summer? That's crazy!
我才疯狂夏天
I'm crazy! Summer!
炎热的季节在阳光下玩耍
Hot times! Fun in the sun!
去露营
Camp.
我是杰基
I'm Jackie.
你好我叫戴娜
Hi. Dana.
抱歉让我介绍杰基这是戴娜
Sorry! Yes! Jackie, meet Dana!
戴娜这是杰基介绍新朋友
Dana, meet Jackie! Introductions, new friends --
不是朋友不过是街上的女孩