金色年代

The Goldbergs S04E10

Part 3 Dec. 7, 2019, 8:56 p.m.

这些全得消失
And it's all got to go.
于是我想永远扔掉自己的童年
And so I'd throw away my childhood forever,
比我想象中要难
which would be harder than I thought.
没错需要一点时间
Yep. This was gonna take a while.
见鬼
Damn it!
我要下楼
I'm going downstairs
找一个男人用的垃圾桶
and finding a trash can for men.
节日演唱会就快开始了
As the holiday concert got closer,
我妈有完美计划让爱丽卡表演独唱
my mom had a perfect plan to land Erica a solo.
我知道我跟你说过我们会写新的光明节歌♥曲
So, I know I told you we'd be working on a new Hanukkah song,
但我们没有一首
but we actually don't have one.
有两首
We have two.
-爱丽卡让我们享受下 -好的
- Erica, delight our ears. - Okay.
我不想太过铺垫
Well, I don't want to build it up too much,
但准备好
but prepare yourselves
聆听史上最动人的光明节歌♥
for the greatest Hanukkah song ever written.
啊光啊光
Hanu, Ha-Ha-Hanu
光明节
Hanukkah
我祝福我祝福
I'm a-wishin' I'm-a wishin'
祝你光明节快乐
A happy Hanukkah to you
祝你光明节快乐
A happy Hanukkah to you
光明节快乐亲爱的各位
Happy Hanukkah, dear everyone
祝你光明节快乐
Happy Hanukkah to you
这是生日快乐歌♥
Yeah, that's the birthday song.
不公平你作弊
Not fair, cheater.
我不能用这首歌♥
I can't use that song.
我得给那些老太太
I will have to pay those old ladies
付好多好多钱
hundreds of thousands of dollars,
我已经把所有预算
and I've already spent our entire budget
花在做雪花的图画用纸上了
on construction paper for the snowflakes.
你怎么能这样爱丽卡
How could you let this happen, Erica?
你要做的只是写一首永恒经典
All you had to do was write a timeless classic
多年后依然传唱的歌♥
that would last for ages.
有我呢妈
I got you covered, Mom.
JTP 节拍走起
JTP, drop the beat.
光明节怎么来的大家都纳闷
How did Hanukkah start, you all wonder
犹大·马加比
Judah Maccabee,
恐龙猎人他从外太空到地球
dinosaur hunter. He came to Earth from outer space
连着八天猎杀恐龙
He hunted dinos for eight straight days!
受教育了吧
Education, y'all!
感谢你们的努力
While I really do appreciate the effort
尽管一首歌♥是抄袭
even though, uh, one song was plagiarized
另一首是真的疯了
and the other one was factually insane...
你才是疯子
You are insane.
我给一个关于灯的节日加入了恐龙
I added dinosaurs to a holiday about lamps.
这叫做加料
It's called spicing it up.
陀螺歌♥是唯一的选择
Look, the "Dreidel" song was our only option
真的这些根本不值得争论
and, truthfully, none of this was worth the hassle.
你不能这样对我
You can't do this to me!
对老爷子这是为了他
To Pops. This is about him.
不是我的问题
Not my problem.
陀螺歌♥被砍了
The "Dreidel" song is cut.
但我还有好多
But I have more sick rhymes
关于陀螺翼龙和烛台龙的劲爆押韵
about a dreideldactyl and menorahsaurus.
它们是恐龙和光明节的组合体
They're dino-Hanukkah hybrids
会跳霹雳舞打击犯罪
who break-dance and fight crime.
我是陀螺翼龙
I'm a dreideldactyl
我迟到了对吗
And I'm also late, aren't I?
我有重要的东西给亚当看
I got something big to show Adam.
-他在哪里 -楼上
- Where is he? - Upstairs.
他说他要撕下所有的电影海报
He said he was gonna tear down his movie posters
现在他整个世界全废了
now that his whole world has gone to crap.
一堆废话
Blah, blah, blah.
-我当时在做三明治 -什么
- I was making a sandwich. - What?
-你为什么不阻止他 -阻止他
- Why didn't you stop him? - Stop him?
我跟他说也是时候了
I told him this was about time.
每个人都会经历的
This happens to everybody.
只是他花的时间比较长
It just took him a few years longer.
拥有不切实际的孩子好奇心
Having unreasonable, childlike wonder
才令亚当成为亚当
is what makes Adam Adam.
这正是我爱他的一点
It's what I love about the boy.
我想从现在开始亚当不是亚当了
I guess from now on, Adam isn't Adam.
-我们叫他加里好了 -加里是谁
- We'll call him Gary. - Who the hell's Gary?
加里是他的同班同学
Gary's the kid in Adam's class
擅长棒球骑摩托
who's really good at baseball and rides the moped.
加里
Ah, Gary.
太正常了出色的游击手
So normal. So good at shortstop.
我要让亚当看到
I'm gonna show Adam
这世上还有很多令人惊叹的东西
that there's still plenty of wonder left in this world,
你得站起来才能阻止我
and you'll have to get off your tuchas to stop me.
算你狠老人家
Well played, old man.
算你狠
Well played.
孩子你跟我走
Kiddo, you're coming with me.
我有个非常棒的东西你一定会喜欢的
I got something fantastic you're guaranteed to love.
-我没事 -想象下如果有部电影
- I'm good. - Well, imagine if they made a movie
里面涉及到你最爱的电影制♥作♥人
with your favorite moving-picture maker,
乔治·卢卡斯
George Lucas.
伟大的大胡子
The Great Bearded One?
如果卢卡斯先生选了
And what if Mr. Lucas then cast
《回到未来》里漂亮的莉·汤普森做主角
that foxy Lea Thompson from "Back in the Future"?
我有在听
I'm slightly listening.
如果我告诉你这部电影里还有
And what if I told you this very movie
《夺宝奇兵》的编剧呢
was from the writer of "Indiana Jones"?
我现在是成年人了
I'm an adult now.
我知道这是不可能的
I know it's simply not possible.
可能的
And yet it is,
在海威电影院上映
and it's playing at the Hiway Theater.
如果这部电影不能恢复你对梦想的信心
If this movie can't restore your faith in dreaming,
那就没什么可以了
then nothing will.
一如既往老爷子是守信用的人
As always, Pops was a man of his word.
天降神兵
三张票会说话的鸭子那部电影
Hi. Uh, three tickets for the movie about the talking duck.
除了这次带我去看80年代最大的烂片
Except he took me to the biggest flop of the '80s.
我一年只看一部电影
You know, I only see one movie a year.
这个最好好看
This better be good.
这是乔治·卢卡斯的电影
It's George Lucas!
我打赌全校的人都会来看
I bet everyone in school's gonna see it.
除了11年级的亚当·金伯格
Well, except the other Adam Goldberg in 11th grade.
他只去市中心提供红酒的电影院
He only goes to that cinema downtown that serves wine.
我注意到
It's been brought to my attention
《立方陀螺》这首歌♥
that the "Dreidel Cubed" song
被节日演唱会砍掉了
has been cut from the holiday concert.
-说实话这样最好 -这样不好
- Honestly, it's for the best. - It's not.
必须演唱《陀螺》
We got to do the "Dreidel."
-她威胁你了对吗 -哪个她
- She's gotten to you, hasn't she? - She who?
她就站在门外
She is standing right outside that door,
-对吗 -是的
- isn't she? - Yes.
听好了肉桂粉
So, here's the thing, Cinnabuns,
这间贵格会学校建立的基础
this Quaker school was founded on the basis
就是人人有权唱节日歌♥曲
that everyone deserves a festive holiday song.
没有光明节的歌♥
You can't have a holiday concert
怎么能开节日演唱会
without any Cha-nukkah songs.
另选一首
Just pick another one.
好的厄尔
Sure, Earl.
不如来首著名的
Uh, how about one of the famous ones
谁唱的呢我不知道
recorded by, oh, I don't know,
-巴瑞·曼尼洛还是尼尔·戴蒙德 -完美
- Barry Manilow or Neil Diamond? - Perfect.
他们只唱圣诞歌♥曲
They only did Christmas songs.
就连他们也知道听众想听什么
Even they knew what the audience wanted.
听着如果不唱光明节的歌♥
Well, look, if you don't do any Cha-nukkah songs,
那你就不能唱圣诞歌♥