实习医生风云（2001）
Scrubs S02E19
Part 2
Dec. 16, 2020, 1:10 p.m.
That name is funny.
他的名字真搞笑
This is my band.
这是我的乐队
Oh, my God, Ted, everybody knows. TV themes.
噢天呐 Ted 每个人都知道你们唱的电视剧主题曲
That's old news, doll face, we do commercial jingles now.
那是过去了 娃娃脸 我们现在翻唱广♥告♥歌♥了
The best part of waking up is Elliot in your cup
让人清醒的最好地方就是Elliot在碗里
In your cup...
在碗里
That's it?
没啦
By Mennen
Mennen演唱
It felt weird not going to my normal table.
不去我平常坐的桌子感觉很奇怪
Especially on Palm Pilot Synchronization Day.
特别是在同步掌上电脑日
And... now.
现在 开始
But I was in surgery now.
但我现在在外科了
Still, even though Turk was trying to help,
情况是 尽管Turk一直在努力帮我
I felt like such an outsider.
我还是觉得自己是个局外人
I can't believe my girlfriend's dragging me to the ballet tonight.
不敢相信我女朋友今晚非要拽我去看芭蕾
Your girlfriend? Or your boyfriend?
是你的女朋友 还是男朋友
What's up?
怎么样
Turk did ballet.
Turk曾经跳过芭蕾
I just used it to help with my agility for sports,
我只是用来练习运动敏捷性的
that's all. You know.
就这样 你们知道的
I never wore the clothes or anything like that.
我从没穿过芭蕾服什么的
Actually...
事实上
Dude, close the door, close the door!
兄弟 快关门 快关门
I'll get you.
我来
Who wants some more? You got... OK. Here's some.
还有人想击掌吗 你吗 好的 这里
I have no words.
我无力评价了
How about handsome? Or glorious?
那就英俊怎么样 还是魅力无边
And this abomination
这张令人憎恨的画像
is the reason we can't afford a new computer?
就是我们不能添置新电脑的理由吗
Well, that...
还有
and the medical boondoggle I have to go to in Cleveland.
我要去克利夫兰处理医院琐事
And by medical boondoggle, I mean golf weekend,
我说是处理琐事 实际上是高尔夫周末
and by Cleveland, I mean Hawaii.
说是克利夫兰 实际上是夏威夷
Do you have any idea what people around here think of you?
你知道周围的人都是怎么看你的吗
I go to bed some nights wondering.
有时候我睡觉之前会想
And you know what happens to me, Perry?
然后你猜怎么着 Perry
I fall asleep. And I mean like a log, brother.
我睡着了 睡得非常死 老兄
Anyway, I have to go catch my bus to the airport.
好了 我要去赶公交车去机场了
And by bus, I mean helicopter.
我说的公交车 实际上是直升飞机
I'll be right back. Mr Dunaway somehow managed
我待会儿回来 Dunaway先生不知道怎么回事
to wet both his and Mr Spiller's bed.
把他和Spiller先生的床都弄湿了
You're slouching.
你看起来无精打采的
You never explained that U2 thing, did you?
你还是没有解释那个口误是吧
You know, I've been thinking about it.
你知道吗 我一直在想
And maybe it's not such a bad thing that that happened! Right?
或许这不是一件坏事 不是吗
Things have been going really well between us, and maybe it was fate!
我们在越来越好 也许这就是命运
I could have been looking at my Bell Biv DeVoe CD
我本可以看着我的Bell Biv DeVoe CD
and said, "I love Bell Biv DeVoe."
说"我爱Bell Biv DeVoe"的
Which I do, by the way. And I'm not ashamed of it.
而且 我确实做了 也并不觉得羞耻
Elliot, look,I just think that if you guys
Elliot 我只是觉得如果你们两个人
are meant to get to this point,
是有意识的到了那一步
it'll happen naturally.
那整个过程会进行的很自然
You're right. "I love U2." Dammit.
你是对的 "我爱U2" 该死
Why do I always have to say every thing that comes into my head?
为什么我总是说话不经大脑呢
I really wish you wouldn't stand so close to me
真希望你吃完豆泥之后
after you take your hummus break.
别靠我这么近
See? I didn't need to say that.
你看 我没必要说出来的
I'm gonna tell him.
我要去告诉他
Love you. Love you more.
爱你 更爱你
You know what? Brush your teeth, then judge me.
你知道吗 先去刷牙再来评判我
I gotta say, it was nice to feel accepted.
我必须要说 能被接受真是太好了
Hey, dawg, Remind me to burn that CD for you. All right, player.
嘿 Dawg 提醒我给你刻那张CD 好吗 兄弟
Hey, you going to the weight room later?
嘿 你待会儿要去健身房♥吗
I might be able to get you two tickets.
我或许能帮你弄到两张票
To what? To the gun show, dawg.
什么门票 肌肉展 Dawg
Sometimes you can't help but get caught up in the moment.
有些时候你猝不及防的就会变得很幸运
And when that happens, you never know what you're going to do.
在那个时候 你不知道自己下一步要做什么
What's that all about?
这是什么意思
I'm afraid Dr Kelso has passed away.
恐怕Kelso医生去世了
Or what you're gonna say to someone.
也不知道你要如何跟某人张口
I can't wait for my parents to meet you.
我迫不及待想让你见我的父母
Me neither.
我也是
But if things are going well, you should just ride the wave.
但是如果事情发展的很顺利 你就应该迎风而上
Hey, T -Dog, who are we slicing and dicing today?
嘿 T哥 我们今天要给谁做手术呢
Well, J-Dog, I don't know who you're slicing and dicing.
J哥 我不知道你要给谁做
I assigned you to another surgeon.
我把你分给别的医生了
What? Why?
什么 为什么
You deserve Ted's band today
Ted乐队今天为你而来
So get up and get away...
起床离开
Ted, you guys suck.
Ted 你们糟透了
So what if Turk switched me to another surgeon?
就算Turk把我换给另一个外科医生又怎么样
I can't worry about that now. I'm here to learn.
我不能为此担心 我是来学习的
J.D. Are you even paying attention?
JD 你注意力在哪啊
I'm sorry. Is it time to excise the tumour?
抱歉 现在是要切掉肿瘤了吗
No, it is time to realise
不 现在是要意识到
that we're operating on a naked chick.
我们正在一个裸体小妞身上动刀子
We will high-five later.
我们待会儿再击掌
And then I realised why Turk was so pissed.
之后我明白为什么Turk会这么生气
He was the geek now.
他现在成了怪人了
You're gonna get in so much trouble for this.
你会惹上大♥麻♥烦的
It's a joke.
这只是个玩笑
No one's going to believe that Kelso actually died.
没人会相信Kelso真死了的
I don't know if I should be alone tonight.
我不知道我一个人能不能熬过今晚
He's with Jesus now.
他现在去见耶稣了
Tough break, big guy.
真倒霉啊 老家伙
Turk, Turk. Wait, wait, wait.
Turk Turk 等等
Look, I can totally get you back in with all the surgery boys.
我可以让你完全融到外科医生中的
Can you? Really? Totally?
你能吗 真的吗
I'll just talk to them.
我只要跟他们说一声
You know, Schmitty, Schultzy,
你知道的 Schmitty Schultzy
Trigger, Fig Sack, Small Pete, Little Pete, Tiny Pete,
扳机 麻袋 小Pete 矮Pete 小小Pete
The Jackal, Aardvark and Steve.
豺狗 土豚 还有Steve
Dude, who the hell are you talking about?
兄弟 你在说谁啊
We all went out last night.
我们昨晚出去玩了
I sorta made up some new nicknames for all the fellas.
我为大家都取了新的绰号♥
By the way, you're Slappy Bag.
顺便说一下 你是受气包
You've lost it.
你变了
Come on, Slappy Bag. Don't call me Slappy Bag.
拜托 受气包 别叫我受气包
I told you you had nothing to saw. Really?
我说了你没什么东西可以锯的 真的吗
Man, give it back.
装回去
All right. Just tell me why you're hitting yourself.
好的 你先告诉我你为什么要自己打自己
Why are you doing that?
你为什么要这么做
You ever get the feeling we're thinking the same thing?
你有没有感觉我们在想同一件事情
No.
没有
Hey, slow down on that Brie.
嘿 慢慢吃那个布里干酪
You know what cheese does to you.
你知道你吃了会怎么样
Yet another good tip.
又是一个好建议
You know, I've been thinking a lot about us lately.
你知道吗 我最近想了很多关于我们的事情
Me too. God, you drive me crazy.
我也是 天哪 你让我疯狂
You drive me crazy.
你使我发狂
Sometimes I just lay awake at night thinking about
我常在夜里醒来然后在想
how unbelievably lucky I am to have you in my life.
能拥有你是一件多么不可思议的幸事
Sometimes you're so controlling,
有时候你控制欲太强了
it makes me want to strangle you.
让我想掐死你
My nose!
我的鼻子
Elliot, are you trying to break up with me?
Elliot 你是要跟我分手吗
Sorry, cheese.
抱歉 是乳酪
Coming through.
借过
Holy cow. Whatta you fellas just clean out a guy's office
天哪 他刚去世没多久
the second he goes deady-bye?
你们就来清理他办公室了
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