实习医生风云（2001）
Scrubs S02E01
Part 1
Dec. 16, 2020, 1:08 p.m.
第二季 第一集
【实习医生风云】
Yesterday seemed like it would be a good day. Then it happened.
昨天本该是不错的一天 只是好景不长
Hey, everyone. Brace yourself, Newbie.
嗨 大伙 做好心理准备 菜鸟
Carla, my ex-husband is in love with you. It's true.
Carla 我前夫爱上你了 不骗你
Ask you boyfriend, he knows. He and Perry talk about it all the time.
不信去问你男朋友 他和Perry一直在八卦这事
And, Bob, when are you going to tell Perry that that promotion
还有 Bob 你什么时候才会告诉Perry你让他
you're making him jump through hoops for was filled months ago?
费尽周折争取的那个升职 几个月前就被别人占了
Which brings us to Twinkie.
该说说Twinkie了
If you don't have the courage to tell your colleague, Dr Dorian,
如果你还没有勇气告诉你的"同事" Dorian医生
you're still crazy about him, I'm gonna go ahead and do it for ya,
你还对他那么狂热 那我会替你说的
That's what friends do.
朋友就该这样
And finally, Perry. You are not gonna believe what happened
最后 Perry 你肯定不会相信我第一次
the first time I met your little protege, here....!
在这里碰见你的小徒弟时干了什么
No!
不要
I slept with him. And it was good.
我和他上♥床♥了 感觉爽极了
Oh, Bye.
哦 拜
Call it wishful thinking, but I couldn't shake this feeling
就当我是妄想吧 但是我还是忍♥不住觉得
that this was nothing more than a very, very bad dream.
这一切只是一场噩梦
Good morning, tiger. Of course, I've been wrong before.
早啊 小老虎 事实证明 我太天真了
How could you let a woman kick you out of your own bed?
你怎么能让一个女人把你踢下自己的床
Baby, why you have to be so cranky in the morning?
宝贝 大早上的这么愤世嫉俗干嘛
This is unacceptable. You said we'd sleep head to foot.
真是受不了 你说了我们颠倒着睡的
Dude, either way the naughty bits are still in the middle.
哥们 无论怎么睡"小♥弟♥弟♥"也还是在中间
Yeah, but with the head-to-foot alignment,
是 但是颠倒着睡
it's just--there's no way for them to lock in.
它们就没办法交合了
Could you be more homophobic? I'm not.
你还能再恐同一点吗 我没有
Ready to go?
准备好走了吗
Morning, boy.
早 伙计
I can't remember the last time I was in this foul a mood.
都记不起上次心情这么糟是什么时候了
Rowdy, no. Is that supposed to cheer me up?
Rowdy 别这样 那是要逗我开心吗
Who would laugh at that?
谁会觉得那个好笑
Yeah, Rowdy, hit that!
耶 Rowdy 好样的
I'm outta here.
我要走了
Babe...
宝贝
I hate it that everything's so messed up between all of us.
大伙之间这种乱七八糟的状况真是令人烦躁
Well, just remember what I said to you this morning in bed.
记住今早我在床上跟你说的话
I had shoes on. It would've been impossible to lock in.
我当时穿着鞋子 什么事也没发生
Everything's gonna be fine, OK? Just be cool.
一切都会好起来的 好吗 放松点
I'm cool, I'm cool. Two.
我没事 我没事 两杯
**I can't get to sleep*
*我无法入眠
**I think about the implications....*
*那些暗示在脑海浮现
What?
什么
**Of diving in too deep*
*潜入深渊
**And possibly the complications*
*也许是一切太过复杂
**Especially at night....*
*特别是在夜晚
Hey.
嘿
**I worry over situations*
*我总是忧心忡忡
**I know will be all right*
*我知道一切都会归于平静
**Perhaps it's just imagination....*
*也许一切都只是假象
**Day after day it reappears.... *
*日复一日剧情重演
Babe, come on. Where you going?
宝贝 别这样 你去哪里
**Night after night my heartbeat shows the fear.... *
*夜复一夜心跳出♥卖♥♥♥我的恐惧
**Ghosts appear and fade away....*
*鬼魂出现又消逝
Oh, God.
哦 天啊
**Come back another day.... *
*某天却又重现
Just keep it down.
声音小点
**I can't get to sleep*
*我无法入眠
**I think about the implications....*
*那些暗示在脑海浮现
**Of diving in too deep*
*潜入深渊
**And possibly the complications*
*也许是一切太过复杂
**Especially at night....*
*特别是在夜晚
*I worry over situations that
*我总是忧心忡忡
Charging!
正在充电
**I know will be all right*
*我知道一切都会归于平静
Clear.
准备电击
**It's just overkill.*
*只是过度伤害
**Day after day it reappears....*
*日复一日剧情重演
Hey, Elliot.
嗨 Elliot
**Night after night my heartbeat shows the fear.... *
*夜复一夜心跳出♥卖♥♥♥我的恐惧
**Ghosts appear and fade away*
*鬼魂出现又消逝
**Ghosts appear and fade away....*
*鬼魂出现又消逝
Nighty-night.
晚安
I just wish one of my relationships could be back to normal.
我只是希望能有一段关系能回归正常
Looks like someone switched to big-boy pants a little too soon.
看起来有人太早就把开裆裤给换了
That's very clever. It looks like I wet myself.
真是机智 看起来像是我尿裤子了
Do you actually think that's funny?
你觉得这样很好玩吗
Yeah.
是啊
Good God, that's cold.
老天 透心凉
Life in a hospital is made up of highs and lows.
医院里的生活有起有伏
For instance, my spare pair of scrubs doesn't match,
比如说我的备用工作服不合身
but I put my underwear in the microwave to dry them off
但是我把内♥裤♥放进微波炉里烘干
and they feel good!
感觉简直爽极了
What are you smiling at? Can I have Mr Buckley's chart?
你笑什么 我能看看Buckley先生的病历吗
No problem. I keep it right down there
没问题 就在那里放着
in the "Get it yourself" File.
文件上标着"自己拿"
You know, Bob, I've been thinking about all the times
Bob 我最近一直在想
that you've manipulated me and toyed with me, and, well,
你操纵我玩弄我
I can't help but recall that children's fable about the race between
我忍♥不住想起了那个
the tortoise and the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates.
乌龟和众人唾弃的内科主任赛跑的故事
You see, Bob, the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates
Bob 那个众人唾弃的内科主任
kept running in front of the tortoise and taunting him, but at the end...
一直跑在乌龟前面嘲笑它 但是到了最后
Oh, gosh, I'm sure you remember what happened. Bob
哦 老天 你肯定记得发生了什么 Bob
The tortoise bit clean through the chief of medicine's calf muscle,
那头乌龟一口咬到了那个内科主任的小腿肚上
dragged him to the ground
把他拖到地上
where he and the other turtles devoured him alive
然后和其他乌龟一起把他生吞了
Right there on the racetrack.
就在跑道上
It's a disturbing children's book, Bob, I know,
这本儿童故事书是有点让人胆颤
but it's one that's stuck with me nonetheless.
但是我一直都铭记在心
Buzzy, buzz, buzz....
嗡 嗡 嗡
I beg your pardon.
这是什么意思
Oh. That's the sound of all the bees in your bonnet.
你现在一定像帽子里进了蜜蜂一样烦躁不安吧
And, Perry, even though I could give a rat's ass,
说实话 Perry 我根本不关心你的现状
I still think it's a pretty sound.
硬要说的话 我觉得蜜蜂的叫声还不错
And just like that, it was my turn to face the music.
就这样 轮到我接受洗礼了
Steady now. Be brave. Don't cry.
稳住了 勇敢点 别哭
Good morning. What the hell?
早上好 搞什么鬼
Dr Dorian.
Dorian医生
Here you go, whizkid. Is that my new nickname?
给你 小神童 那是我的新昵称吗
'Cause, you know,
我以为大家
I actually thought people were gonna start calling me that in high school
会在高中的时候那么叫我
when I was in our production of 'The Wiz'....
那时我参与了<仙境>的排练
It was a hip version of The Wizard of OZ.
就是<绿野仙踪>的时尚版
Nipsey Russell played the Tin Man.
Nipsey Russell演铁皮人
**Come on and ease on down, ease on down the road!*
*来吧 轻松前行 轻松向前行
Remember that? No? Well, anyway, you know,
记得吗 没有吗 好吧不过你知道
Kids can be mean and everyone just started calling me Dorothy.
有些小孩很坏 他们开始叫我桃乐茜
High school was hard.
高中真是太艰难了
I'm sorry, sport. I was thinking about soup.
不好意思 我刚才在想汤
Now, Mr. Zerbo was initially admitted
现在Zerbo先生出现了高烧
with a high fever and suspected meningitis
疑似患有脑膜炎
But the head CT and the lumbar puncture came back negative.
但是脑部断层扫描和腰椎穿刺都呈阴性
Uh...yeah, sir, I have a full patient load
呃 好吧 我有一堆病人要去负责
I don't understand that you just drop this guy in my lap
你不能就这么把病人扔给我
and expect me to make him a top priority.
让我优先治疗他
You want me to say "ta da!" so it seems more like a trick?
你想让我说"哒哒" 让你觉得我把他变出来了吗
Mr Zerbo is a major hospital benefactor
Zerbo先生是医院的一位主要捐助者
And, by golly, you know it's a lot harder
要让死人签一张支票
to write a big fat check if you're dead.
可就没那么容易了
Neurology, rheumatology, haematology...
神经内科 风湿病 血液病
This guy's been turfed to every service in the hospital,
这个人各项检查都做过了
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