实习医生风云（2001）
Scrubs S02E09
Part 2
Dec. 16, 2020, 1:09 p.m.
All right, we've got two new admissions: Both male, both mid-40s,
好了 新入院两名患者 都是男性 都是四十多岁
both with thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura.
都患有血栓性血小板减少性紫癜
I bet that snowflake thing is bogus, too.
我敢打赌雪花那一说也是假的
I say we let Super Doc here take 'em.
让超级医生治疗他们吧
Are you too busy eating sour grapes?
吃酸葡萄太忙没时间吗
Oh, look who peeked in his shorts and found a pair.
哦 看是谁跳出了井底看到了天
What are you, feeling like you finally took on the old man
怎么 感觉在一对一比赛里
in a game of one-on-one and kicked his ass?
战胜一个老手 给了他一招吗
Here's the newsflash there, Skeech, it was a fluke.
这有条新消息 臭小子 瞎猫遇到死耗子了
Well, believe what you want to believe. I'll do it again
好吧 爱怎么想怎想 我还会做到的
Alright, that's fair enough
好 这样很公平
Here's your chance. Two identical patients.
你的机会来了 两个一样的病人
I say we divide 'em up, just like in The Parent Trap.
我们分了 就像在<天生一对>中一样
One goes with the sexy, freewheeling bachelor dad, hello.
一个跟性感无羁的单身老爸 哈喽
The other goes with the neurotic,
另一个跟神经过敏
sexually-repressed mom, just you all over.
性压抑的老妈 就是你了
And I checked tonight's TV listings.
我看了今晚的电视节目单
There is no special on that disease,
没有那个病的专题节目
so you're gonna wanna stop at the Blockbuster.
所以去租盘带子来看吧
Please. I know all there is to know about thrombotic...
拜托 我很了解这个血栓性
thrombo...cyto--cytop-top-top-top...toppee--toppee---
血小板 板 板 板 板 减少性 性
Thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura.
血栓性血小板减少性紫癜
Yeah, baby, just walk right by him.
宝贝儿 从他旁边走过去就好
OK? Just walk right by him.
好吗 从他旁边走过去
I'm proud of you. I'm so proud of you.
我为你骄傲 真的很为你骄傲
Dr Cox, hi.
Cox医生 嗨
Dammit, I said walk right by him!
妈蛋 我说了从他旁边走过去
Listen, we just think that getting back with Jordan
听着 我们觉得你和Jordan复合
might be a mistake.
可能是个错误
You guys just don't seem to...
你们俩看起来不
What am I trying to say, baby? I don't know.
我到底想说什么 宝贝 我不知道
You just don't connect the way a couple should.
你们俩不像夫妻该有的样子
Do you know what I mean?
懂我说的吗
That pretty much the way you feel about it there, Gandhi?
你也差不多这么想吗 甘地
I don't know.
我不知道
Interesting.
有意思
Mr Bragin, it is so great to see you back in the hospital.
Bragin先生 看到你回医院真是太好了
Woo-hoo! I've got a tube in my penis.
呜吼 我鸡鸡里面插了根管
You're just a little dehydrated from the chemo.
你只是因为化疗有点脱水
Plus, there are no signs of your pancreatic cancer.
而且 现在没有胰腺癌的迹象了
You should be ecstatic.
你应该高兴啊
I mean, nine months ago, I told you
我是说 九个月前我告诉你
you had eight months to live. Remember?
你只能活八个月了 记得吗
I vaguely recall that.
依稀记得呢
Yeah, of course you do.
是啊 当然记得
That is totally my fault. Who knew we could cure cancer?
那绝对是我的错 谁知道我们能治好癌症呢
I prepared myself, you know?
我都做好准备了 知道吗
I was really ready.
我真的准备好了
Yeah.
是啊
Dr Reid, have you ever faced your own mortality?
Reid医生 你有面对过自己的死亡吗
Before senior prom I tried to wax my own eyebrows
高中舞会之前 我尝试给自己的眉毛打蜡
and took them both clean off.
两条都给脱毛了
Yeah.
是啊
And by that, I mean "No." Never.
那么说的意思是"没有" 从来没有
Must have been a tough time for you.
对你来说一定很难过吧
Sure.
绝对的
Thanks for starting the Solumedrol on my TTP patient.
谢谢你给我的TTP病人注射琥钠甲强龙
And, Laverne, I'm sorry I'm being such a pain about this guy.
还有Laverne 很抱歉我治疗这个患者时很烦人
it's just that Dr. Cox and I have this little competition going...
只是我和Cox医生在进行这个小比赛
I know that probably seems insensitive to you...
我知道对医生来说这有点没人性
Sweetheart, you don't have to explain yourself to me.
甜心 你用不着跟我解释
But get your story straight
但是你面对耶稣的时候
when you come face-to-face with Jesus.
最好准备好了再说
The chart for Dr Cox's TTP patient.
Cox医生TTP患者的病历
I could look and see, but I'm not that insecure about my...
我可以拿过来看看 但是我没那么不自信
I will get it.
我来捡
Yes! He's doing the exact same thing.
好极了 他的治疗方法和我一模一样
When you work in a hospital, and things are going well,
当你在医院工作 万事皆顺的时候
you should enjoy it while you can,
你应该尽可能享受
because around every corner
因为在每一个转角处
there's something waiting to take it all away.
都会有什么事等着扭转局面
Dr Reid, I need to talk to you about your patient, Mr Bragin.
Reid医生 我需要和你谈谈你的病人 Bragin先生
Isn't it great? He's cancer-free.
不是很好吗 他没癌症了
Yay! He's suing you for malpractice.
好啊 他要起诉你治疗不当
It's OK. Relax. I told him how I felt,
没事的 放松 我告诉他我的想法
he listened, and nobody got hurt. It's fine.
他听了 没人受伤害 没事的
Which one of you two's been messing with my business?
你们俩谁在坏老娘的事
Of course, every once in a while
当然 时不时的
you manage to get away scot-free.
你也能侥幸逃脱
Hey, Dr Cox.
嗨 Cox医生
You'll be happy to know that I did everything for my patient
你会很高兴知道 我治疗患者的方法
that you did for yours.
和你的一样
My God, I care so little I almost passed out.
我的天 我太不关心了都快晕倒了
Hey, Ace, your TTP patient coded. I pronounced him.
嘿 小子 你的TTP患者死亡了 我刚刚宣布
He died? I certainly hope so.
他死了吗 希望如此
Otherwise that autopsy's going to be a bitch.
否则尸检就太贱了
Boy, that's tough. What?
小子 真是棘手 什么
I'd stay and talk you through this,
我可以留下来安慰你
but I gotta go check on my patient.
但是我得去检查我的病人了
You see... He's still alive.
看吧 他还活着呢
Oh, no.
哦 不
How the hell did my patient die? I mean
我的病人怎么会死呢
you started Corticosteroids, I started Corticosteroids
你开始用糖皮质激素 我也开始用糖皮质激素
you did plasmapheresis, I did plasmapheresis
你用了血浆除去法 我也用了血浆除去法
you yelled at Mark the orderly, I yelled at Mark the orderly
你对Mark耀武扬威 我对Mark耀武扬威
Hey, Mark. Hey, Mark.
嗨 Mark 嗨 Mark
See, he's pissed. That's because his name is Frank.
看到没 他怒了 那是因为他叫Frank
Now, as far as your patient's concerned,
至于你的患者的问题
Newbie, I'm afraid you forgot a very important thing.
菜鸟 恐怕你忘了一件重要的事
For whatever reason I was fed up.
不知怎么的我终于无法忍♥受了
You konw, I've been working my ass off here
你知道 过去这一年半
for the last year and a half,
我都要累屁了
and the last thing I need
我最不需要的
is another one of your condescending, never-ending speeches
就是你自命不凡喋喋不休的演讲
where you spoon-feed me some giant lesson
像在拿什么奥义教小孩一样
and call me a girl's name.
并且叫我女孩名字
Have it your way there, Carol, cos I'm out.
随便你怎么说 Carol 我退出
Good luck, everyone. Go ahead. Walk away.
大家好运 走吧 走远吧
Because I'm not gonna obsess about this.
因为我才没有上瘾呢
Can you put a rush on this autopsy? I gotta figure this out.
你能快点进行尸检吗 我必须搞清楚状况
You got some crumbs in his hair.
你把面包屑掉他头发上了
A lawsuit? So you're suing me because you're not dying?
诉讼 所以你要因为没死而起诉我吗
Dr. Reid, I didn't want to face my mortality, you forced me to.
Reid医生 我不想面对死亡 你迫使我面对
Now I can't earn any money because my job seems trivial.
现在我不能挣钱因为我的工作看起来不重要了
I can't be in a relationship, because what's the point?
我不能谈恋爱 因为有什么意义呢
Oh Here's the topper.
哦 这是最重要的
Remember my horrible, judgmental father
记得我那个讨厌的多事的爸爸吗
I hadn't spoken to in 15 years?
我和他15年都没来往了
Good news, doc, we've patched things up.
好消息 医生 我们和好了
Guess who's coming over Saturday to watch the game
猜猜是谁周六晚上来看比赛
and tell me what a jerk I am?
告诉我我有多混♥蛋♥
You asked how much time you had left!
是你让我告诉你你还能活多久的
And you told me I'd be dead by now!
你告诉我现在我应该死了
You're not! So, sue me!
你没死 那起诉我把
I am. It was a figure of speech.
我就是要 那是个比喻的说法
And your dad was right about you.
还有你♥爸♥对你的评价是对的
Why don't you tell him yourself. Hey, Assface.
为什么不自己告诉他呢 嗨 混账
Hiya, Pops.
嗨 老爸
Excuse me, ma'am. Jordan!
抱歉 女士 Jordan
Carla has something she'd like to tell you. Carla.
Carla有话要对你说 Carla
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