实习医生风云（2001）
Scrubs S02E16
Part 3
Dec. 16, 2020, 1:10 p.m.
Get me an epidural before I rip your teeth out!
我把你嘴撕烂之前记得给我麻醉剂
Okey-dokey.
没问题哟
Hey, Girl's Name. What?
嘿 那姑娘 谁
Give me a break. I got a lot on my mind, Ellen. Oh,
让我想想 我脑子乱得像浆糊 Ellen
look at that, I bounced back.
哦 太好了 元气恢复了
Anyway, the cave bat just kicked me out of its lair.
就是 蝙蝠把我从它的洞里赶出来了
Seeing as I no longer have my all-access pass to Crazy Town,
既然我已经没权利再进去了
I'm going to need you to occasionally go in there
我要你时不时地进去
and poke her with a broomstick,
用扫帚戳戳她
just to see how she's doing.
看看她怎么样了
Dr Cox...
Cox医生
Please, just check on her, OK?
拜托了 帮我看看她 好吗
What if she has the baby while I'm in there?
如果我进去的时候她在生孩子怎么办
Here it comes! What the hell is that?
快出来啦 那是什么鬼东西
Get it off! Somebody get it off!
把它拿开 快把它拿开
I'll check on her later.
等会儿来看她吧
Elliot, wait up. Elliot. Hey.
Elliot 等等 嗨
I wanted to explain about last night.
昨晚的事我想解释一下
We had a great time and I know you wanted me to come in to...you know
我们昨晚很愉快 我知道你想让我进
Oh, no, no, no,
哦 不是的 不是的
I invited you in to see my fish tank.
我想邀请你看我的鱼而已
Is that what you ladies are calling it nowadays?
你们姑娘现在都这么叫了啊
Careful, Todd.
Todd 注意点
Sorry, Nurse Flowers, sir.
不好意思 Flowers护士
Elliot, listen, I think you're an amazing girl, I really do.
Elliot 你是个非常棒的女孩 真的
But something just didn't feel right about last night.
但是昨晚 我觉得有些事情不对
It's just I've rushed things with people in the past,
以前我总逼着别人
and I don't wanna do that with you.
但是我不想那样对你
What does he mean in the past?
以前是什么意思
Does he have an ex-girlfriend?
难道他有前女友
Is that her? Slut!
是她吗 婊♥子♥啊
I feel the same way.
我也觉得
Hey! Oh, I am on to you.
嗨 我可盯上你了
I'm going this way.
我要走这边
So now, why'd you finally agree to marry Gandhi?
那个 你最后为什么同意嫁给Gandhi了
Well, he's amazing in bed and he has an awesome CD collection.
他床上功夫很棒 他的唱片收藏也很棒
Seriously.
认真点
What got you to the point where you weren't scared anymore?
是什么让你不再害怕
Please, I'm still terrified.
拜托 我还是很害怕的
I mean, good luck finding a pen cap at the nurses' station.
能在护士站找到笔套是你的幸运
Know why? Why?
知道为什么吗 不知道
Ate 'em all.
因为笔套都被我吃了
Sounds like good roughage to me.
我倒觉得那是很好的粗粮
What do you do when you get scared?
你害怕的时候都做些什么
Run away, get a divorce, drink alone. You know, the classics.
逃避 离婚 喝酒 就是那些经典的事情
The thing is that this time I am killing myself for this woman
问题是 这次我为了她鞠躬尽瘁死而后已了
and I'm still getting my ass handed to me.
但是还是被数落了一通
There is no Shangri-La, you know.
人间乐园是不存在的
Every relationship is messed up.
每段感情都有搞砸的时候
What makes it perfect is if
而让感情变得完美的是
you still wanna be there when things really suck.
当情况糟糕透顶的时候 你仍不离不弃
You know, I'm not so sure.
我也不确定
It'll come to you.
迟早会知道的
Right, gentlemen, either of you in the market for a van? $500.
好了 先生们 你们俩是来看车的吧 这要500块
The windshield cost that much. Oh, 800.
一个挡风玻璃那么贵 那800好了
No, thanks. Come on.
不了 谢谢 别这样嘛
There's still half a deer in the back.
车后面还有半只鹿呢
I think that's a deer.
应该是只鹿吧
After being blackmailed, I decided to check in on Jordan.
被勒索之后 我决定去看看Jordan
You tell me, Donna.
Donna 你跟我说说
Do I look like I need more drugs?
我看着像需要加药的人吗
Ow, my face!
我的脸啊
Then again, I have other problems.
然后 我又有了其他的问题
because I know some windshield hush money won't keep the karma gods
因为我知道挡风玻璃的封口费还是阻挡不了报应
from coming after Turk and me.
降临在我和Turk身上
Q-tip, Dr Murphy called.
棉签小伙 Murphy医生找你
They need you to cover his call tonight.
他们需要你今晚帮他忙
Dude, Dr Wen's doing a stomach stapling
朋友 Wen医生在做缩胃手术
and he wants you to be there to hold back the guy's fat flap.
他想让你去帮他控制一下病人的脂肪瓣
Apparently, my face is scaring my patients,
显然 我这张脸把我病人吓死了
so you're going to take them off my hands for about a week.
所以你得帮我照顾他们一星期了
Turk, the Dairy Queen burned down.
Turk 冰雪皇后被烧毁了
No. Now do you see?
不是吧 你看到了吧
I can't take it.Carla, I cannot hide the crazy a minute longer.
我受不了了 我一分钟都藏不住了
The worst part is, Paul is this sweet perfect guy
最糟糕的是 Paul是个完美的
who actually wants to take things slow.
想让一切慢慢发展的人
I'm this mountain of cuckoo about to erupt
我就满山喷薄欲出的布谷鸟一样
and spew molten crazy over him
要用一摊癫狂糊向他的脸
and he's gonna die like this.
他的死相会是这样
Calm down, Elliot. Do what I used to do.
冷静点Elliot 试试我以前做的
Find people who don't even know Paul,
找一个不认识他的人
and then just let it out in little bursts.
然后在爆发中发泄出来
Good afternoon, ladies.
下午好 女士们
You know, when I was a kid, I got a sunburn like that.
我小的时候 被晒伤成那样
I just peeled all the skin off,
我就把皮全撕下来
put it in a pile and ate it.
弄成一堆 然后吃了精光
Good Lord.
我的个妈呀
For us, it was time to face the karmic music.
至于我们 是时候该面对报应了
We are the one who hit your car with that golf ball.
是我们的高尔夫球打坏了你的车
Well, technically, it was Dr Turk.
严格来说 是Turk医生
You liar. OK, it was you!
你个骗子 明明是你
You know what, it really doesn't matter.
你知道吗 这不重要
Why were you guys doing hitting golf balls way downtown?
你们大老远跑市区打球干嘛
Downtown? I told you it wasn't us.
市区 就说了不是我们吧
You know,this is almost exactly like the kind of picnics
这很像我和我妈妈的
I had with my mother.
那种野餐
You're so cute.
你太可爱了
And now it's exactly like 'em.
现在就更像了
You got something in your tooth.
你牙齿上有东西
I can't believe I have something on my teeth.
我牙齿上竟然有东西
Get it off, get it off.
把它弄掉 弄掉 弄掉啊
Did I get it? No, but don't worry about it.
掉了吗 没有 不过没事
So, anyway, I was thinking... Elliot?
所以 我在想 Elliot
Elliot, is everything all right?
Elliot 还好吗
Everything's great, yeah!
一切都好
Come here.
来
What?
怎么了
It's just, well, this is what bothered me the other night.
就是 这就是那晚困扰我的问题
'Cause I know there's something wrong
我知道事情不对劲
but you won't talk about it.
但是你不愿意说
I guess sometimes it feels like you're holding back.
有时候我感觉你在隐藏什么
Of course I'm holding back!
我当然是在隐藏了
I'm insane, you idiot.
我都疯了 你个白♥痴♥
Remember the other day when you told me I had pit stains?
你还记得你告诉我衣服脏了那次吗
I've cried every 15 minutes on the half-hour since you told me that.
你告诉我之后 我过15分钟就要哭上半小时
I am racked with self-doubt,
我就一直在自我怀疑
I'm panic attack. I am claustrophobic,
我有惊恐发作 有幽闭恐惧症
germophobic, phobia-phobic.
洁癖 恐怖症
I talk to myself, I talk to my cat,
我跟自己说话 跟我的猫说话
I talk to three separate shrinks about the fact
我还跟3个不同的心理医生说
that often my cats respond to me in my mother's voice.
我的猫经常用我妈的嗓音跟我说话
and yesterday, when that stupid, pretty surgical nurse
还有昨天 那个美丽的笨外科护士
handed you a pair of latex gloves,
递给你一双乳胶手套的时候
I almost killed a guy I was stitching up
我差点害死了被我缝针的那个人
because I couldn't stop
因为我止不住地想
thinking about you two having sex on a box of steaks.
你俩在牛排箱子上爱爱的样子
Why a box of steaks?
为什么是牛排箱子呢
'Cause my dad had an affair with a female butcher.
因为我爸爸曾经和一个屠妇有一腿
And, as I mentioned before, I am insane.
就像我之前说过的 我是个疯子
There, I opened up. Are you happy?
好了 我敞开胸怀了 开心了吗
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