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你最好打包带走吃 泰迪
You gotta wrap it up, Teddy.
我们今天下午打烊
We're closing for the afternoon,
等晚餐高峰期再开门
but we'll be back in a few hours for the dinner rush.
我准备好啦 走起
I'm ready! Let's go!
你拿两瓶红酒干嘛
Why do you have two bottles of wine?
怎么了 那是红酒列车啊
What? It's a wine train.
你们要去坐红酒列车吗
You guys going on the wine train?
列车会提供的 琳
Uh, you get the wine on the train, Lin.
你不用自带
You don't have to bring it.
不然的话 叫列车不就行了
Otherwise, it would be just called a train.
也对
Right.
琳 你确定允许小孩上车吗
Lin, you're sure kids are allowed on this thing?
宣传册里写着 "允许带小孩"
It says right here in the brochure, "Kids are allowed."
写的是 "允许带小孩"
It says, "Kids are allowed",
"但是不鼓励"
"But not welcome."
和书店的健康与两性区一样
Like in the health and sexuality section at the bookstore.
-吉恩人呢 -他在挑他的行装
- Where's Gene? - He's picking out his outfit.
我今天是货运列车版吉恩
I'm gonna be Boxcar Gene!
吉恩 你看起来怎么像
Gene, why do you look like
英国朋克摇滚乐后期出现的一个比较古怪的乐队
德克西午夜斗殴者乐队里的成员
Dexy from Dexy's Midnight Runners?
因为我们要坐火车啊
'Cause we're going on a train!
好吧 去穿件上衣
Well, go put a shirt on.
接下来
Next thing,
你就该让我去穿内♥裤♥了
you're gonna be telling me to go put on underwear.
把内♥裤♥穿上
Put on underwear.
好吧
Okay.
你们俩就和"大葡萄"们
You folks will be seated right here
坐一号♥客厢
in passenger car one with the big grapes.
我负责把这几个"小葡萄干"
And I'm gonna take these little raisins
送回葡萄藤尾端
back to the end of the vine.
-拜拜 老妈 -拜拜
- Bye, Mom. - Bye!
这是南北美州境内
It's the biggest chocolate fountain on a train
最大的火车巧克力喷泉
in North and South America.
世界最大的在危地马拉
The world's biggest is in Guatemala.
危地马拉 中美洲国家
我还不知道巧克力是喷泉里来的
I did not know chocolate came from fountains.
我想把头伸进去 还有脚
I want to put my head in it. And my feet.
伊森 谢谢你当我们的向导
Ethan, thank you very much for the guided tour.
我们今天应该就在这边嗨皮了
Uh, looks like we'll be setting up shop here for the day.
这是给你的小费
For your troubles.
哦不不不不不 不不不 不
Uh-uh, no-no-no-no-no, no-no-no... no.
-来拿着 再拿一个 -孩子们
- Oh, here you go, one more for you. - Uh, kids...
不 不好意思
No. I'm sorry.
来 再给你一个
Okay, one more for you.
-实际上 -谢了 伊森
- Ye... actually, uh... - Thank you, Ethan.
麻烦你放下来
If you could put that down.
小孩是不准接近自助餐区
Kids aren't allowed anywhere near the buffet,
和客厢的
or the passenger cars.
但是欢迎你们来到 果汁供应尾厢
But you are absolutely welcome to... the Juice Caboose!
弱爆了
What a dump.
那里有人
Hey, there's someone there.
中号♥鲁迪
Regular Sized Rudy?
露易丝 吉恩 蒂娜
Louise, Gene, Tina...
你们在这干嘛
What are you doing here?
等会 豆豆袋 我去去就回
Hold on, Beanbag, I'll be right back.
这是我学校里的小伙伴
I know these guys from school.
你住这吗
Do you live here?
这周末该我爸带我
My dad has me on the weekends.
他喜欢带他网上的相亲对象到这儿来
He's been online dating and he brings his dates here.
但是 往好处想
But, on the bright side,
我可以和豆豆袋作伴啦
I get to hang out with ol' Beanbag here.
给我一个五 豆豆袋
Up top, Beanbag. Boom!
是的 我们常看到鲁迪
Yep. We see a lot of Rudy.
好了 说说规矩
Okay... rules
首先 你们旅行全程
One, you can't leave the Juice Caboose
都不能离开果汁供应尾厢
for the duration of the trip.
其次 别来烦我
Two, don't bother me.
最后 相信自己
And three, uh... always believe in yourself.
-多谢 -我们不能离开果汁供应尾厢
- Thanks. - We can't leave the Juice Caboose?
你搞笑呢
Are you kidding me?!
好好享受 因为接下来的4小时里
Get comfy, 'cause this room is your life
你们都得在这度过了
for the next four hours.
但这儿啥都做不了啊
But there's nothing to do!
开门
Open this door!
我听不见
I can't hear you!
火车太吵了 哼哧哼哧
The train's too loud... honk, honk.
哼哧 哼哧
Honk, honk?!
火车不这么叫的
Trains don't make that noise!
太好了
All right, this is gonna be great.
我们有人帮忙看孩子 还能喝酒
We have a babysitter and a lot of alcohol.
等等 别 别这样
Wait, don't do... No, don't do it!
要细细品尝
It's a tasting.
你要这样晃一下
You're supposed to swirl it around
摇摇酒杯 让酒香散发出来 之类的
and shake the glass to open it up, or something.
出来吧 酒香
Hey, open up, wine!
琳达要来啦
Linda's coming in.
好吧 你随意
Uh, okay. Well, you do that.
我就想好好喝点酒
I'm just gonna drink a lot of wine.
那家伙肯定是个高手
That guy must really know what he's doing.
为什么 因为他在吧唧嘴吗
Why, because he's slurping?
天啊
Oh, my.
打扰一下 你好
Excuse me! Hey! Hi!
你是专家吗
Are you some kind of an expert?
我无意中听到你发出那种声音
I just overheard you doing that sound...
我是个红酒狂热粉
Oh. I'm a wine enthusiast.
可这第一杯酒也太次了
Although I'm not enthused by this first flight.
他好搞笑
Oh! He's hysterical.
过来和我们一起品尝吧
You should come taste with us.
你可以教我们一些喝到微醺的小秘籍
Oh! You can give us tips on how to get tipsy.
-好的 -琳 别
- Sure. - Lin, no.
我不想和那家伙一起喝
I don't want to drink with that guy.
为什么 我想 鲍鲍 他可是专家
Why? I do, Bobby. He's an expert.
我还指望着今天好好放松一下呢
Well, I was looking forward to a relaxing day off.
实话说 我都不打算和你说太多话的
I wasn't even gonna talk to you that much, to be honest.
我就是不想和那家伙一起喝
I just don't want to drink with the guy...
-嗨 看看谁来了 -我是瑞克
- Hi... Look who's here? - I'm Rick.
我喜欢意大利红酒
I love Italian wines,
德国车 和日本女人
German cars and Japanese women.
我是琳达
I'm Linda!
我喜欢洗澡
I love showers
清晨 波隆那熏肠 乌龟
and mornings and bologna and turtles.
还有红酒
And wine!
我是鲍勃
I'm Bob.
好吧 看来我们今天下午
Well, it looks like we are going to be
要组一个品酒三人团了
a tasting trio for the afternoon.
Jambo 干杯的意思
Jambo. It means cheers.
干杯
Cheers!
用我们的话说就是 干杯
Or, as we say "Cheers!"
来嘛 鲍勃
Come on, Bob.
不碰杯就不算真的干杯哦
If we don't clink, it's not a real Jambo.
Jambo
Jambo!
-Jambo -Jambo
- Jambo. - Jambo...!
Jambo
Jambo...!
-Jambo -好吧
- Jambo...! - Uh, okay.
-Jambo -Jambo
- Jambo...! - Jambo...!
够了
No more Jambo.
通常都是我自己一个人 既然你们来了
Usually I'm by myself, but since you guys are here,
我们可以轮流坐豆豆袋
maybe we could take turns sitting on Beanbag.
你没意见吧 豆豆袋
Is that okay with you, Beanbag?
鲁迪 门后的巧克力喷泉
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