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Bob's Burgers S04E04
Part 4
March 10, 2020, 1:06 p.m.
*Pranking, pranking, pranking*
*恶作剧 恶作剧 恶作剧*
*Pranking, pranking, pranking*
*恶作剧 恶作剧 啪嗒*
*Pranking, pranking, pranking*
*恶作剧 恶作剧 恶作剧*
*Pranking, pranking, pranking*
*恶作剧 恶作剧 不 贝塔*
*Pranking, pranking, pranking*
*恶作剧 恶作剧 恶作剧*
*Pranking, pranking, pranking*
*恶作剧 恶作剧 恶作剧*
*Pranking, pranking, pranking*
*一杆进洞*
*In the hole*
*恶作剧 恶作剧 恶作剧*
*Pranking, pranking, pranking*
*恶作剧 恶作剧 恶作剧*
*Pranking, pranking, pranking*
傻♥逼♥
休团通知
寄信人 学生事务处主任
收信人 贝塔兄弟会
"经人举报 发现贝塔·埃普西隆·派
"Due to reports of property damage,
兄弟会有损坏公物行为
"Beta Upsilon Pi fraternity
现勒令其休团
is hereby placed on probation.
署名 迪克森主任"
Signed, Dean Dixon."
二货主任 我恨这男的
Stupid Dean Dixon! I hate that guy!
他是男的吧
Is it a guy?
他是我们主任 人还不错
He's the dean. He's nice.
管它休不休团
Well, probation or not, this isn't over
不让阿尔法尝到对巨蜥不敬的后果
until we show the Alphas they can't get away
我们是不会善罢甘休的
with disrespecting our lizard.
那迪克森主任的信呢
What about Dean Dixon's letter?
我们是不是该低调点
Shouldn't we lay low?
-特德说得有道理 -谢谢
- Turd's got a point. - Thank you.
我再过一学期就可以毕业了
I'm one semester away from graduating.
这年头就别妄想找工作了 普德
Oh, Pud, there are no jobs out there.
-你自己也知道吧 -听鲍勃的
- You know that, right? - Listen to Bob.
虽然严格来说他不是兄弟会成员
Even though he's technically not even a brother.
好吧 如果鲍勃都参加
Well, if Bob's on board...
我肯定参加的 特小德
You know I'm on board, T-bird.
我知道 鲍阿勃
Yeah, B-bow.
鲍特快车来啦
The B-T express!
-我们将抵达一座炫酷的小镇 -好了
- We're coming to awesome town! - Okay, yeah...
今天只有两名乘客 -兄弟
Just two passengers today, - Brother...
特德和鲍勃
Turd and Bob!
兄弟们 以及非兄弟们 允许我介绍
Brothers, and not-really brothers, I give you...
口痰行动
Operation Spit Take.
既然他们的秘密弄不出来
If I can't get the secrets out,
我就把我的秘密也装进去
I'm gonna put my secrets in.
我床下藏了只猫
I have a cat under my bed.
八个月了
I've had it for eight months.
我知道吉恩藏的猫
I know about Gene's secret cat.
真不敢想象我们永远都没法知道
I can't believe we'll never know
秘密之屋里的秘密了
what secrets are in the Room of Secrets!
也没法知道里面有什么要洗的衣服了
Or what laundry is in the Room of Secrets.
等等 这幢楼又老又旧
Wait a minute. If the building's old and crappy,
应该有洗衣槽的
there might be a laundry chute.
真奇怪 我说对了
Oh, that's weird. I was correct.
小妞们
Ladies.
来享用几个秘密吧
Let's check out some secrets.
-我不用了 -蒂娜
- I'm good. - Tina!
-咋了 -那些不是你的
- Yeah? - Those aren't yours.
它们是怎么穿上来的
Oh, how-how'd these get on?
今晚 主持高校社区服务赞助晚宴的
Tonight, none other than Dean Dixon is hosting
正是迪克森主任本人
a banquet recognizing campus community service.
猜猜他们请的嘉宾是谁
And their guest of honor? Guess who.
正是偷巨蜥的阿尔法主席
It's the president of those iguana-thieving Alphas!
他要去领个什么
Getting a special award
"为癌症研究筹得上千美元
for their so-called "Dedication to raising
贡献奖"
thousands of dollars for cancer research."
嘘
Boo!
这蠢货不知道的是
But what this douchebot doesn't know
他今晚将得到的将不只是
is that an award for fighting cancer
一个跟癌症做斗争的贡献奖
isn't all he's going to get tonight!
没错 有贝塔兄弟会的人在就不可能
Yeah, not if the Betas have anything to do with it.
没错
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
向贝塔行动组致敬
To the Beta-mobile!
我们要击败阿尔法
We've got Alphas to crush!
我去 孩子们还在
Oh, crap, the kids.
你们先走
Uh, you guys g-go ahead.
我们在那儿见 贝塔万岁
I'll meet you there. Uh, Betas!
来看看历届的兄弟会成员
Check out the past brothers.
我喜欢这男的的鬓角
if those sideburns could talk.
这有本跟罐子有关的杂♥志♥
Here's a magazine about jugs.
特德的秘密
难道秘密就是他们喜欢陶罐么
Their secret is they love pottery?
我是不是听错了
Did I mishear them?
这其实是叫便秘之屋吧
Is this actually called the Room of Suck-rets?
不 应该没听错
No, I think we heard them correctly.
是秘密之屋
It's the Room of Secrets.
那我只能说这些秘密逊毙了
Well, these secrets suck!
这是牙普医生的班级
Oh, here's Dr. Yap's class.
是贝塔
It's Beta!
还有几件迷你服
And a bunch of tiny clothes.
贝塔也创立自己的品牌了么
Oh, Beta's starting his own fashion line.
不是的傻瓜 阿尔法根本就没偷巨蜥
No, dummy. This means the Alphas never stole the iguana!
你们不可以到这...贝塔
Hey, you guys aren't supposed to be in... Beta?
我们在牙普医生班级照片后的墙里找到的
We found him in the wall behind Dr. Yap's class photo.
贝塔怎么会在这里呢
Why would Beta be here in the house?
难道整件事都是牙普编造的
Unless Yap made up that whole story.
他不会
He wouldn't.
-他会的 -他会的 -他会的
- He would. - He would. - He would.
-谁会啊 -牙普医生
- Who would? - Dr. Yap.
没错 他会的
Oh, yeah, he would.
苍天啊
Oh, my God.
我们要在那些孩子被学校开除之前阻止他
We have to stop him before he gets those kids kicked out of school.
没事的啦 他们可以搬到我家
It's all right, they can move in with us.
特德我要了
Dibs on turd.
我真不敢相信
I can't believe it.
牙普居然自导自演了这场戏
Yap made up the whole thing?
他一直在耍兄弟会的人
He's been pranking his own frat!
凶手往往是你最不怀疑的人
It's the ones you least suspect.
有时候吧 这次不算
Sometimes. Not this time.
很好 鲍勃
Oh, good, Bob.
我还以为你要当只缩头乌龟呢
I thought you might have wussed out.
正好来得及看阿尔法为偷巨蜥付出代价
You're just in time to see the Alphas pay for taking Beta.
你干的好事我都知道了 牙普
I know what you did, Yap.
到此为止吧
It's over.
认识这只巨蜥吗
Recognize this iguana?
认识这条巨蜥尾巴吗
Recognize this iguana tail?
认识这条内♥裤♥吗
Or these briefs?
我就问问 它现在是我的了
Just curious. They're mine now.
没错鲍勃 你说的对 贝塔是我偷的
Okay, Bob, you got me. I took Beta.
我本想这场恶作剧能让兄弟们团结一心
I thought a prank war would bring the brothers together
让他们知道我有多么重要
and show them how much I mean to them.
所以根本不是阿尔法干得
So it wasn't the Alphas at all.
那些该死的阿尔法压根不知道我们的存在
Those damn Alphas don't even know we exist.
可不 他们一心做慈善来着
Yeah, they seem pretty focused on their charity work.
我搞了这么多年厕纸恶作剧
I've been TP-ing our house for years
等的就是这一天
just to get this thing going.
好了 这出闹剧到此为止
Okay, this fake prank war ends now.
兄弟会已经被休团了
The brothers are already on probation, Yap.
要在这儿整阿尔法的话
Prank the Alphas here
你们社团就离解散不远了
and you'll get the house shut down.
那又怎么样 他们将会成为传奇
So what? They'll be legends!
不是吧 你到底想怎样 牙普
Oh, no. What's the prank, Yap?
好吧 反正到现在你也阻止不了了
Well, since you're too late to stop it,
我就告诉你
I'll tell you.
首先 我会趁大家准备宴会的时候
First, I dressed as a waiter and snuck into the banquet
假扮成服务员混到里面
while they were setting up.
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